ITT:

ITT:

I rap the whole thread

Rules:
POST MUST BE EXACTLY 5 WORDS
1 WORD MUST BE FRUIT OR VEGETABLE
IF POST END IN DUBS I READ IT X10 TIMES

OP DELIVERIUS

link to yesterdays thread
youtu.be/VHwHgoUEe2k

link to todays previous thread
youtu.be/I9GX_nWVijY

if you dont post ITT your family dies in car crash
if you watch the vids before contribootin ur mother dies tonight in her sleep

MAKE IT GUD IM READY TO RAP IT UP

GO

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/oTHbOhjB_J0
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

I am a huge faggot

Scooby dooby redemption funny banana

Carrot

READ THE RULES CAREFULLY YOU RETARDED M O R M O N

I like to post cancer banana

>I like to post cancer banana
THATS 6 WORDS MORMON

Im gonna pop your cherry

I am a faggot banana

I fucking hate vegetables!

Transgendered black autistic cucumber muslim

slicck blue cucumbers are invited

Clementine is my loli waifu

in my furry potato ass

I will grape your mother

peach faggot peach faggot faggot

Leek my big hairy balls

I am orange russian moron

Jews did 911 and melon

It's peanut butter jelly time

adding dicks to my shawarma

bukkake on my tomato face

Traps give me raisin boners

Yo where da scooby dooby

shoving pickles one by one

Unicorn penis testicles nigger grapefruit

the grapefruit technique is #1

Ajax killed a bear watermelon

anus in my strawbrerry

Pear dad, I graped mom

I fap to oranges

eggplant did mother fucking 9/11

hitler fisting my loose tomato

you laff you loose banana

Moot up the tooter banana

Penis smell like rotten apple

Moot is daddy also pineapple

watermelon in my ass, easy

My names Stu Benedict and I have to say
I need my meds in a major way

lemon juice in my foreskin

I roll around in my vomit, watching Roger Rabbit

Black-eye bean stole bicycles

Nigger lettuce faggot gay juice

Op sucks cucumbers for money

can you fucking read apple

cucumber in my mommy cunt

Oh damn these dubs crazy

stretched my foreskin over pumpkin

I whip my niggers watermelon

balls deep in a cabbage

Cut your ass like zucchini

Dirty ass, nigger llama melon

Maple board Gerald cake orange

potato feel like small tomato

Im staight savge, yo doog

rap the current lines out in under 25 seconds and we will all suscribe.

beetroot fucking a cheese grater

I can count to potato

Don't jerk off my banana

...

>I can count to potato
win x10

thread dying, deliver op corncob

Where is my left nut?

moonman kkk kill banana monkeys

Shove eggplant into DVD player

Ooooh go for it go for it go for it
Ohhhh go for it go for it go for it go for it go for it
Ooooohhhhhh go for it go for it go for it go for it go for it go for it go for it

pick up the mic op

OP HERE GONNA DELIVER NOW

BUMP THE THREAD TO STAY ALIVE TRY TO COME UP WITH RULES FOR NEXT THREAD POTATOS

Fireman fucks strawberry soup paddle

quads = 100x

its not exactly 5 words

Billy Mays suckled my scrotum.

>check'd
OP must delivar now

shove cucumber in anime pussy

Its over

I rape your apple pie

five words is not bad, but what could we put instead of vegetables ?

SUICIDE IS THE ONLY turnip

Jesus a new low you piece of fucking garbage

Make it so you have to include an obscure fetish

yay i contributed

KNOCK KNOCK,

HI MR. SUMMER

SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR YOU

LINK TO VID
youtu.be/oTHbOhjB_J0

While I was cooking spaghetti

I fucked your sister
she called me mister
bang bang bang
in the keister
..
went downtown,
looking for some lolis
all I saw was a clown
and multidrifting trolleys

This are mine, show me yours

here

I agree with this. or a religion.

lol thank you OP

The potato one is legendary

jesus came to me,
he asked me what I was finna
I said 'im goindo meet my mom'
she boutta make some dinna
..
her food is bad, and always sour
it's a like a dick but hasnt been showerd for hours
it sounds fucking bad but its better than mine
my food compared makes her fukin shine!

These are mine

Today op was a pretty cool faggot

OP HERE

GONNA MAKE NEW THREAD

TAKE A PART AND LETS MAKE RULES
REPLY TO THIS POST

GOOD RULES THAT HAVE POTENTIAL WILL BE ACCEPTED

shit that rhymes and thought out like
is accepted

so much keks

Must contain the word Russian

obscure fetish or religion instead of fruits and vegetables ?

has to have nigger in every post

GIVE EXAMPLE WHEN U TRY TO MAKE A RULE

The cancer banana made me kek, but was 6 word, what a shame.

my dad got raped by a fat ugly nigger

everybody in the chat type alex is a fucking nigger