Sup Forums get me laid. Chick goes to my uni

Sup Forums get me laid. Chick goes to my uni

Is it true that you are a whore?
if dubs ask

No dubs sorry bub

Roll

You need help getting laid?

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Wanna go out for a drink sometime? You're cute

Yeah I'm on Sup Forums

She sounds a ditsy blonde whore
Just say what you mean don't be a faggot

roll

Dubs rolled. OP deliver

Write:

I have a pumpable penoid.

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

>No unread messages
Op confirmed loser

> dubs get

A tinder match who gave you her Facebook and is shouting YOLO? She seems both interested and easy. Just be cool, and don't be afraid to make a move. My guess is that she's waiting for it.
Good luck user :)

This.

Wasted dubs KYS faggot

I'm ify about this one but dubs are dubs

He has to write that to her kek

Sup Forums why are you so good to me?

Hope I'm not too forward here, I just need to tell you how incredibly sexy you are. My blood is rushing whenever I see you. I needed to get that off my chest.

Isn't it a bit barmy that we're both from Merry Olde England and say "uni" and "boot" instead of "University" and "trunk". Bit weird, innit?

Keklord

what's her drink of choice?

"Go out for drinks"
You pussy ask her if she wants to come over and down a bottle of henny then suck your cock and leave

kekekekekekek

is she fucking 12 "omg yas"

Because you deserve it bud.

Sweet. I'll make sure my balls and asshole are shaved clean for you. Speaking of which, you wanna see em?

I need to get off on your chest FTFY

Hail satan

It's spelled "yes" you illiterate slut.

I like to finger you butt while looking at your photos.

Can't argue with the devil.

redpill her on the Jews

Hopefully

Satan at his best

Thank you satan. OP must text this to her.

>No new posts
kek

Fucking kek

kek

Damn, straight to the point? I'm notoriously awful at flirting so probably best ignore me, but I would have tried a bit of conversation first. Godspeed man!

Damn dude. No flirting or nothing and you go straight for the shot and she says yes. How fat is she?

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"Í chose you for reproduction purpose, our genes seems to fit perfectly to breed the next step of human Evolution, please let me penetrate you for the sake of science and evolution."

THIS
But this is equally as convincing.

TRIPS OF TRUTH

Xd lol

satanic trips have spoken

Not falling for that satan

OP is a pussy and won't deliver

We were having such a nice moment. And then, Satan speaks

Fuck you. Satan must be obeyed!

She ain't surprisingly. I'm just good looking

Once it's trips, you must not skip

deliver on satan trips OP

is OP gonna fucking deliver on the satan trips or not

I guess Op has never gone further in conversations with girls than this, he won't deliver ofc

She said yolo and you texted instead of called like a boss, show confidence and control you god damn puss,,,,don't get her pregnant this world doesn't need anymore failures.

Deliver or you'll get cancer and die

Show us a picture of her OP

satan has spoken

Are you thinking that maybe if you're on the mood for something... we could get frisky and all?

Poor guy.... He had it for him But Satan is too strong

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*Deliver or your mom Will die in her sleep tonight

"Eyy can I get some succ whilst watching the greatest film of all time?"

Pic related

The fuck are you so angry about you little mad subhuman?

On it

POST PICTURE OF HER

Ignoring satan trips like a heretic. I hope you get cancer now OP