Sup Forums get me laid. Chick goes to my uni
Sup Forums get me laid. Chick goes to my uni
Is it true that you are a whore?
if dubs ask
No dubs sorry bub
Roll
You need help getting laid?
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Wanna go out for a drink sometime? You're cute
Yeah I'm on Sup Forums
She sounds a ditsy blonde whore
Just say what you mean don't be a faggot
roll
Dubs rolled. OP deliver
Write:
I have a pumpable penoid.
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
>No unread messages
Op confirmed loser
> dubs get
A tinder match who gave you her Facebook and is shouting YOLO? She seems both interested and easy. Just be cool, and don't be afraid to make a move. My guess is that she's waiting for it.
Good luck user :)
This.
Wasted dubs KYS faggot
I'm ify about this one but dubs are dubs
He has to write that to her kek
Sup Forums why are you so good to me?
Hope I'm not too forward here, I just need to tell you how incredibly sexy you are. My blood is rushing whenever I see you. I needed to get that off my chest.
Isn't it a bit barmy that we're both from Merry Olde England and say "uni" and "boot" instead of "University" and "trunk". Bit weird, innit?
Keklord
what's her drink of choice?
"Go out for drinks"
You pussy ask her if she wants to come over and down a bottle of henny then suck your cock and leave
kekekekekekek
is she fucking 12 "omg yas"
Because you deserve it bud.
Sweet. I'll make sure my balls and asshole are shaved clean for you. Speaking of which, you wanna see em?
I need to get off on your chest FTFY
Hail satan
It's spelled "yes" you illiterate slut.
I like to finger you butt while looking at your photos.
Can't argue with the devil.
redpill her on the Jews
Hopefully
Satan at his best
Thank you satan. OP must text this to her.
>No new posts
kek
Fucking kek
kek
Damn, straight to the point? I'm notoriously awful at flirting so probably best ignore me, but I would have tried a bit of conversation first. Godspeed man!
Damn dude. No flirting or nothing and you go straight for the shot and she says yes. How fat is she?
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"Í chose you for reproduction purpose, our genes seems to fit perfectly to breed the next step of human Evolution, please let me penetrate you for the sake of science and evolution."
THIS
But this is equally as convincing.
TRIPS OF TRUTH
Xd lol
satanic trips have spoken
Not falling for that satan
OP is a pussy and won't deliver
We were having such a nice moment. And then, Satan speaks
Fuck you. Satan must be obeyed!
She ain't surprisingly. I'm just good looking
Once it's trips, you must not skip
deliver on satan trips OP
is OP gonna fucking deliver on the satan trips or not
I guess Op has never gone further in conversations with girls than this, he won't deliver ofc
She said yolo and you texted instead of called like a boss, show confidence and control you god damn puss,,,,don't get her pregnant this world doesn't need anymore failures.
Deliver or you'll get cancer and die
Show us a picture of her OP
satan has spoken
Are you thinking that maybe if you're on the mood for something... we could get frisky and all?
Poor guy.... He had it for him But Satan is too strong
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*Deliver or your mom Will die in her sleep tonight
"Eyy can I get some succ whilst watching the greatest film of all time?"
Pic related
The fuck are you so angry about you little mad subhuman?
On it
POST PICTURE OF HER
Ignoring satan trips like a heretic. I hope you get cancer now OP