The boys from /cum/

No xD allowed edition

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xD

I'll try that next time my bladder is bursting over. I hate it when my genitals touch the toilet seat or bowl though. I've read before that home restrooms are supposedly germier than public ones, so let's hope that my cock doesn't get infected when I sit.

Thatll be 350$, mister.

Can't pay the fine? Don't do the crime!

nothing beats dandere pitjobs

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*does a battle*

>all the real niggas left /cum/

I fucking reek

nothing like a good nut

fuck off mikoto

i fucked your mother and she sucked me dry bitch

xD

where is aidsy

allow me to devour thine flesh

good morning lads

xD

Hot off the presses

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I hate the Jews

Is it too early for pizza?

XD

Fuck the police

xD

not going to work today
Gonna stay home and play games xD

having a wank rn lads

noice, let's see that fat throbbing cock of yours

good morning /cum/

>this thread

Eeks dee

Reserving this post for later.

Too early for pizza= right time for cheese pizza ;))))))))))))))))

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no bully pls

*bullies you in the alley*

what a surprise, /cum/ is shit agai-
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oh, it's worse today.

Lads how do I know I'm not just a figment of your imagination?

yeah what's up today?
all the schoolkids got detention or something xD thread is empty!!!

because we didn't nuke you yet.

tfw first day at dunkin donuts in 30 mins

Why not Krispy Kreme?

Got a major job interview Tuesday boys. Very nervous, think I'm gonna bomb it. Higher education desk job at a major university.

wash your dick, cumsmell penetrates clothes

good morning

Wadalahara

I would kick a Canadian for some ramen right now 2bh

*kicks you and eats you're ramen*
Owned noob

can someone link me a really creepy sound

i need a creepy alarm sound to spook my gf in the morning

would be top banter desu

That's over the line bud

*pulls out gun*

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You think you can STOP ME?!

good morning /CUM/

*unzips red ensign*

owo what's this

I just can't stop dicking around on some online golf game even though I have to meet an important deadline by Monday
what the FUCK ever bro

It's a little easter egg I put in the flag fixer addon. There's an option to change the Canadian flag to the red ensign if you edit the script

Does this pic turn Canadians on?

What the hell man this is a blue board

HOW
O
W

The script is here github.com/flagzzzz/Sup Forums-Flag-Fixer. Then you have to go to "manage user scripts" in either Tampermonkey or Greasemonkey and add in the line
flagOption = "unofficialcanada";
around line 138 of the script

hey chilly

Smoke the kush and light the cigarette.

Run it back to hear my intellect.

>0-2 play Dirt Rally
>3-5 play Xenoblade Chronicles X
>6-8 play Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
>9 kill self

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*opens fire*
You should have used your noodle kid

how about apply for a job or go workout or read a book, that's what's on my docket today

G R U E S A

How about you stop being such a nerd lmao

Are you going to make him?

I want an Italian gf my buds

Don't tell me what to do

There are far better Italians than that bud

yo

I want to gamedev, but I've pretty much given up. I don't think I can do it.

Yeah gamedev was hard to get into when I first started. Honestly I'd take classes on programming in an actual classroom to get started, that's how I got into webdev

are you the same chilly who used to frequent balt?

what are you in, high school?

frequent balt :T?

no, I dont visit /balt/

there used to be a chilly lad in balt, was quite a cool cat if i do say so myself

WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS

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This prof is shit lads

I used to ruin /balt/ every day

I'd fuck the faggot out of you, boy

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Blondes > brunettes

Pls do

brown guys>white guys>black guys

*record scratches and stops*
Wooooah....what?

I'm not gay, buddy

God was baking in the kitchen when he made man. His first batch came out black and he exclaimed, "Too burnt"

His next batch came out white and he exclaimed, "Too raw"

His third and final batch came out brown and he exclaimed, "Ahh, nice and perfect"

I have mental deformities
I have been forsaken

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>The Mexican homo strikes again

I still can't believe we have such beauties in this shithole.
>tfw single

If dubs Bajachan won't come back ever again

is there anything worse than a mexifag?

brown homos out

he's coming back

*BRRRRRRRT*

callate pinche coja

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM

>he