No xD allowed edition
The boys from /cum/
xD
I'll try that next time my bladder is bursting over. I hate it when my genitals touch the toilet seat or bowl though. I've read before that home restrooms are supposedly germier than public ones, so let's hope that my cock doesn't get infected when I sit.
Thatll be 350$, mister.
Can't pay the fine? Don't do the crime!
nothing beats dandere pitjobs
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*does a battle*
>all the real niggas left /cum/
I fucking reek
nothing like a good nut
fuck off mikoto
i fucked your mother and she sucked me dry bitch
xD
where is aidsy
allow me to devour thine flesh
good morning lads
xD
Hot off the presses
I hate the Jews
Is it too early for pizza?
XD
Fuck the police
xD
not going to work today
Gonna stay home and play games xD
having a wank rn lads
noice, let's see that fat throbbing cock of yours
good morning /cum/
>this thread
Eeks dee
Reserving this post for later.
Too early for pizza= right time for cheese pizza ;))))))))))))))))
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youtube.com
no bully pls
*bullies you in the alley*
what a surprise, /cum/ is shit agai-
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oh, it's worse today.
Lads how do I know I'm not just a figment of your imagination?
yeah what's up today?
all the schoolkids got detention or something xD thread is empty!!!
because we didn't nuke you yet.
tfw first day at dunkin donuts in 30 mins
Why not Krispy Kreme?
Got a major job interview Tuesday boys. Very nervous, think I'm gonna bomb it. Higher education desk job at a major university.
wash your dick, cumsmell penetrates clothes
good morning
Wadalahara
I would kick a Canadian for some ramen right now 2bh
*kicks you and eats you're ramen*
Owned noob
can someone link me a really creepy sound
i need a creepy alarm sound to spook my gf in the morning
would be top banter desu
That's over the line bud
*pulls out gun*
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You think you can STOP ME?!
good morning /CUM/
*unzips red ensign*
owo what's this
I just can't stop dicking around on some online golf game even though I have to meet an important deadline by Monday
what the FUCK ever bro
It's a little easter egg I put in the flag fixer addon. There's an option to change the Canadian flag to the red ensign if you edit the script
Does this pic turn Canadians on?
What the hell man this is a blue board
HOW
O
W
The script is here github.com
flagOption = "unofficialcanada";
around line 138 of the script
hey chilly
Smoke the kush and light the cigarette.
Run it back to hear my intellect.
>0-2 play Dirt Rally
>3-5 play Xenoblade Chronicles X
>6-8 play Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
>9 kill self
*opens fire*
You should have used your noodle kid
how about apply for a job or go workout or read a book, that's what's on my docket today
G R U E S A
How about you stop being such a nerd lmao
Are you going to make him?
I want an Italian gf my buds
Don't tell me what to do
There are far better Italians than that bud
yo
I want to gamedev, but I've pretty much given up. I don't think I can do it.
Yeah gamedev was hard to get into when I first started. Honestly I'd take classes on programming in an actual classroom to get started, that's how I got into webdev
are you the same chilly who used to frequent balt?
what are you in, high school?
frequent balt :T?
no, I dont visit /balt/
there used to be a chilly lad in balt, was quite a cool cat if i do say so myself
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS
This prof is shit lads
I used to ruin /balt/ every day
I'd fuck the faggot out of you, boy
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Blondes > brunettes
Pls do
brown guys>white guys>black guys
*record scratches and stops*
Wooooah....what?
I'm not gay, buddy
God was baking in the kitchen when he made man. His first batch came out black and he exclaimed, "Too burnt"
His next batch came out white and he exclaimed, "Too raw"
His third and final batch came out brown and he exclaimed, "Ahh, nice and perfect"
I have mental deformities
I have been forsaken
>The Mexican homo strikes again
I still can't believe we have such beauties in this shithole.
>tfw single
If dubs Bajachan won't come back ever again
is there anything worse than a mexifag?
brown homos out
he's coming back
*BRRRRRRRT*
callate pinche coja
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM
>he