Name something a burglar would not want to see.
Name something a burglar would not want to see
Logic
NAKID GRANDMAAAA
>me masturbating to traps on my computer at 4am
Two morbidly obese gay men penetrating each other with phallic vegetables
Lel omg i totally didnt see THAT one coming!! XDDDD
Me cumming to horse bestiality with linkin park blasting
>in the end
male or female horse? you will be judged on this answer.
My dubs
Male man on female horse
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dubs are an illusion set up by the illuminati to distract you from the truth.
Fat, stinky shitlog in the safe.
The truth is my dubs
My penis
Fuck
good man.
Cops
get out
The realization that their life has amounted to nothing and that they are worthless, hence why they have to rely on common thievery to survive.
Hickok.
The business end of a 44. magnum
Illuminati confirmed
the police
wtf is a 44. magnum? a literal cannon?
A suited-up Imperial Guard with a finely-crafted steel longsword. As you step into the home, he stops you dead in your tracks. With the true voice of authority, he looks you dead in the eyes, and says: "Stop right there, criminal scum! You've violated the law!"
A jail cell.
dog
A diploma
500 S&W is better.
Kid, you gotta be 18 to be on here. Next time be honest when it asks if you are 18 or over.
Newfag
You fucking wizard
y tho
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His conscience.
Cocking the weapon like a little bitch.
Gay scat midget hamster porn.
A simple security camera so the police can come find your nigger ass the next morning...
another black guy
Donald Trump.
Deez nuts
a dirty garden girl spreading her prolapsehole
Steve Harvey