well Sup Forums, i'm in quite the shitty situation
>be me >constipated for two weeks >stomach starts cramping, run to bathroom >shit refuses to come out >start digging it out with my fingers but it still refuses
i've been on the toilet for an hour, what the fuck do i do?
Joshua Turner
Sit on boiling water for few minutes. Don't burn your balls you stupid
Adrian Parker
There are pills that you stick up your butt to help with your issue.
As a future note, eat some fruit to help you poop. One apple a day is all you need.
Anthony Sanders
PRUUUUUUNES
Robert Hall
Since you aren't going to shit anyway, get up and injest as many stimulants as possible, if you vape or smoke go back to the toilet, sit down and do that as well.
Jacob Cooper
keep digging until you find your prostrate keep digging there ???? profit
Elijah Garcia
Take some fucking lax you idiot
Logan Allen
Shoot water up your butt. Preferably warm water.
James Young
Helps if you sit on a geyser.
Blake Russell
Sit on a geyser and you'll shit like a geyser.
Mason Mitchell
Laxatives. Don't plan on doing anything else for the rest of the day.
Nolan Turner
go to walmart or something and get a suppository. you take it by putting it up your butt and it will beak down all of the shit in your body in about ten minutes. better be close to the toilet.
don't put this off, you could very easily go septic and die within minutes if you leave that much shit in your body
Landon Harris
Drink a fuckton of water.
Ayden Clark
Destroy the walmart bathroom. The shit will come in sudden powerful rushes so switch stalls in between. spray urinals in liquid shit. post pics.
Brody Murphy
Squat on the toilet. Relax your anus. Chant "I am shitting! I am shitting!" like a mantra, and be sure to breathe deep. Then you imagine a tentacle plunging deep into your rectum. It ejaculates a powerful acid that dissolves your poo. Then you are also dissolved, and the tentacle flushes the toilet for you before it all goes dark.
Parker Clark
This one. Eat, like, six or seven prunes at once and youll shit in like a half hour or less.
Chase Baker
If you're on pain killers give em a rest for a bit
Kayden Walker
Stuff called citrate of magnesium or magnesium citrate, depending on where it's sold. drink half the bottle (it doesn't taste too bad) and wait. in a short time you'll be shitting buckets.
Leo Cox
Milk of Magnesium will pop you like a balloon desu~! Buy it at a pharmacy!
Kevin Jenkins
don't listen to the rest of these faggots
buy a pack of haribo sugar free gummi bears
eat about a handful
done.
Dominic Diaz
Fuck off faggot, all he has to do is google this shit for my post:
Dylan Miller
This
Lincoln Flores
Kaiba is my favorite Anime.
Xavier Reed
holy shit Sup Forums you're a godsend blood and tears were shed, but it worked thank you Sup Forums