>DUDE JUST LET YOUR KIDS BE UNCIRCUMCISED, ATHEIST, AYN RAND WORSHIPING, NON-EXERCISING SMOKERS WHO EAT FAST FOOD, DON'T RECYCLE, DON'T WEAR CLOTHES, POLYGAMISTS WHO HAVE SEX AT AGE 12, WANT A POPULACE WITHOUTS GUNS OR DEFENSE FROM GOVERNMENT, WATCH PORN AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY LMAO >objective television
Christ, has there been a more cancerous television program in the history of television since these two euphoric faggots?
>dude unironically cut baby dicks and suck the foreskin out with your mouth for yahweh lmao
Parker Peterson
failing to recognize comedy is a sign of autism
Tyler Ward
>they arent even anti gun >op wants his dick to be broken Youre a cuck desu
Nicholas Martinez
>be American >get born >parents pay Jew doctor to cut my dick up with rusty scissors >$107 + tip
William Butler
>Wanting to cut half your own son's dick off for absolutely no reason, removing 3/4ths of the pleasure of sex >Wanting your children to believe in cosmic tyrant Santa and fear him their entire life
Literally kill yourself child abuser.
Kayden Bell
>i agree with them when they say things i agree with otherwise i dont agree with them YOU PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY MENTALLY ILL
Jordan Martin
>living in fear of God wew
Bentley Adams
>I agree with them when they say things I don't agree with
This makes far more sense.
Wyatt Lewis
>uncircumcised yes >atheist yes >ayn rand yes >non exercise yes >smokers 420 nigguh >fast food murika, man. what are you, unamerican? >dont recycle damn rite >dont wear clothes now youre just being silly >vidya all day yeeeaaa niggaa
if you disagree with penn and teller ive got bad news for you son
Jeremiah Wood
>without guns They were pro-gun rights though.
Chase Campbell
>be me with circumcised penis >think it's normal >be in high school >one guy at my school is nailing every chick I find attractive >I ask them why >they all love his uncircumcised penis I mean it is a he'll of a lot easier to just let every newborn keep it and when they get older they choose to keep it or lose it instead of cutting it Off without their permission
James Hughes
107 bucks AND he gets to keep your tip?!
Daniel Foster
Literally 9gag
Camden Stewart
Try $800 (for infant of course, adult circumcision cost thousands). You think all those Jew insurance companies would refuse to cover a unnecessary procedure
>OP makes several points calling out their libertarian shit anywhere attitude towards life >faggots respond talking nothing about Uncutfags vs Cut cocks.
Never change your personality disorders Sup Forums
Nolan Brown
I enjoyed cosmic tyrant Santa
Xavier Miller
Half of the episodes are great, the ones about paranormal mystic bullshit.
The political ones are just awful.
>that global warming denial one
Gabriel Bennett
>Ayn Rand
when will the """"objectivism"""" meme die?
Cameron White
when it stops being objective truth
oh wait it never will because it's perfect
Andrew Mitchell
>he's an authoritarian statist wew lad
Ethan Kelly
I'm a Stirnerite who doesn't follow a system of muh feels
Luis Jenkins
ayn rand believed the 'smoking causes cancer' truth to be communist propaganda. she died of lung cancer, on welfare.
Nicholas Hill
Letting your kids make their own choices well I'll never
David Sanchez
Prove smoking causes cancer.
You can't because it doesn't.
Landon Barnes
>god >real
Austin Ross
>implying you should let your kids make moronic choices that will only cripple them for life (playing videogames, smoking, not exercising) when you know better
Parents are educators, not your friends. You want to be a educationless, worthless piece of shit, do it after (if you ever) move out of their house.
Nolan Wright
>+ tip kek
Austin Cox
Wait, insurance companies cover that? Why on earth would they do it?
Cameron Wood
Woah, are you telling me Sup Forums is insecure about their flaccid dicks? No way, it's not like they make constant posts about cuckholdry and BBC and...
Ohhhhhh
It all makes sense now
Adrian Walker
>hating this show just because one of your beliefs was trashed by the trashman himself
what episode was it?
Justin King
actually women hate uncircumcised penises
Nathaniel Watson
>>DUDE JUST LET YOUR KIDS BE UNCIRCUMCISED,
Why would you start any sentence or rant like this?
Gabriel Wright
This literally never happened. Uncut dicks look like fucking earthworms wearing turtleneck sweaters with crusty mayo on the inside collar, they're the most disgusting thing on earth and chicks hate them.
Owen Thompson
impressive
Julian Flores
>with crusty mayo on the inside collar believe it or not some people in this world actually shower and aren't disgusting like you
Christopher Butler
>having to constantly shower just to keep your dick cheese in check
Another reason uncut is inherently inferior, thanks user
Cameron Smith
>having to constantly shower if you don't shower at least once per day you're a disgusting piece of shit no matter how clean your dick is