Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Bailly, Blind, Shaw, Carrick, Herrera, Lingard, Rooney, Martial, Ibrahimovic
Everton: Stekelenburg, Coleman, Baines, Funes Mori, Stones, Holgate, McCarthy, Barry, Barkley, Deulofeu, Lukaku
Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Bailly, Blind, Shaw, Carrick, Herrera, Lingard, Rooney, Martial, Ibrahimovic
Everton: Stekelenburg, Coleman, Baines, Funes Mori, Stones, Holgate, McCarthy, Barry, Barkley, Deulofeu, Lukaku
no one cares
gonna put a fiver on Lukaku to score. He always scores against United
op cares, is he not an one?
>de gay
Is there even a stream for this dicksuckingfest?
Where's Pogba?
Why is Marseeal back from holiday so early?
in the 7 games he played against united for everton he hasn't scored once.
so yes, he's gonna score
free stream on rooney's FB if you have it
Go to fb nigger
>stream on rooney's FB
via a YT video?
>Rooney starting AGAIN
Fucking sick of this shit
>in the 7 games he played against united for everton he hasn't scored once.
thats an eye opener. Why have I always thought he'd score??
Hattrick for West Brom on Fergie's last day
its a shame how little everyone cares about this. like if rooney had just kept going the way his career was after he hit his mid 20s this would be like ronaldo or messis testimonial.
also im getting increasingly nervous mouyes is unironically gonna start the season with valencia as our right back
ellie :3
>ellie
>he
>carrick
maybe that hattrick for west brom in that 5-5 game?
>rooney starting again
Fuck this, bigger than the club
>its a shame how little everyone cares about this.
No-one gives a toss about testimonials involving players that aren't retiring tbf.
no one ever cares about testimonials if the player is still playing
youre probably right
>2016
>carrick
>lingard
>valencia
rooneys hair transplant killed his career. pretty sure the hair contained arsenal DNA
Those botox injections into his brow though.
Where is Mkhitaryan?
>35 million pounds
>not even starting
Died before that though mate
your joke is passe, m8. as of
>also im getting increasingly nervous mouyes is unironically gonna start the season with valencia as our right back
I don't mind as much, valencia is pretty decent in defence. he did show against galatasaray that he can actually cross a ball so I'm willing to give him a chance.
RB isn't really a priority anyway, it's CM and backup CB for me
>the season fucking starts in 3 days lads
shitting myself at the lack of signings
Hey Wayne
obviously starting the community shield on weekend and being saved
no it doesnt
AB-Valencias have literally nothing other "b-but he's not a RB" to hit him with. Was better than Darmian last season, both defensively and offensively.
>mfw i remember bantering my scouse m8 when we got darmian over them, and they settled for clyne, and he was their best player last year and darmians shit.
JUST
I hope we flog him to italy desu i bet he still has good value there after the euros
Screencap the following:
This weekend Mourinho will win the Community Shield and retarded social media outlets (SportBible etc) will make jokes about how he already matched the success of Moyes
He's got one foot, he will never use his left.
Totally 1 dimensional.
cant wait m8 its the beginning of the end of the lester meme. all the lifelongs are gonna get shitposted to death
>Tottenham away
>18 y/o Fosu-Mensah gets subbed off for Darmian
>immediately concede 3 goals down the right side
same as pretty much anyone then
Is this being streamed lads?
>that question
>that flag
>this sport
get shot
ManUtd and Rooney's facebook
on rooney's facebook
I'd rather have a pacey black man at fullback, desu.
anyone else pessimistic about getting pogba
I feel like this is another vidal/thiago situation
The opposite. I feel like the contract/payments etc are sorted and we're just waiting for him to finish his holiday so he can take pictures at Carrington and shit.
he said he is staying at Juve to that fan in New York today. game over
im pessimistic about getting pogba because i feel its another di maria situation
sauce
is januzaj finished?
Di Maria was a mixture of poor man-management by LVG and being mentally weak
For 100 million United could suspend a gigantic magnifying glass above Old Trafford to burn opposition keepers like ants.
video...most likely him just trying to get away from two stupid italian fans but you never know
What do you expect him to do? No comment would just be saying he's going or do you honestly think he gave the secrect to his transfer affairs to two yanks instead of offcially anouncing it?
Di Maria was freaking world class, btw. Falcao had lost it and wasn't really needed anyway due to RVP (who in turn lost it) but Di Maria could have been the best RW in the league for 5 years.
Barca buttering up Leicester for us
>Olly Manlet
He's done you mug
Tbf he ain't that bad when he plays on soccer aid
Anyone else feel Pogba is more of an impact player and we need someone else to run the game?
Would this work?
Schneiderlin
Herrera Pogba
With Herrera trying to dictate and Pogba getting forward?
Having said all that, Matic, Fabregas and Oscar worked pretty well and Fabregas is a pretty direct player. Maybe Pogba could do Fabregas' role.
lol yeah I like him tbf, he just looked so tiny next to those giants
Dybala has the number 10, no way they would take it away from Pogba.
>Rooney Testimonial
>on BT Sport
>MUTV only showing it at midnight
MUTV BTFO
fucking hate the channel
I think Carrick will be the one to run the game, he's become irreplaceable in his later years.
ordered an Indian for half time lads. Buzzin. Might run out quickly and grab some beer.
mufc and wayne are streaming it on their facebook mate
>moyes
>those chairs
wtf
as long as its another nail in the MUTV coffin, Im fine
>Rooney's kid has a 'Daddy' shirt
DAWWWWWWWWWW
>ywn know that feeling
FUCK
Speaking about Pogba to Sky Sports News HQ, Phil Neville. said: "I think you are getting someone who is not going to dominate a game on the ball like a Xabi Alonso or a Paul Scholes.
Thanks phil..
>chat off
>no mata babysitter
why live
>ywn be smarter than your dad by age 6
Good feel desu
At least he has money... right??
kek'd at depay posting this image on his twitter
>carrick
Moyysehhhh!
>Moyes
What are they thinking?
>that look on his face
wish someone would kill this lad. makes us all look like fucking plastic dimwits
Zzz
probably first time hes been back?
>Fucking Sunderland?! What the fucking SUNDERLAND?! WHY DID I GO TO FOOKING SUNDERLAND FOR!?!?
like that cake dog gif, having flashbacks of all the >moyes
>Mo
>Andy Tate
>plastic
I fuckin hate this kit
wew
hes a fucking melt desu
>tfw I work near him
what should I ask him
Valencia looks so fuckin good
What does he do?
Ask him if he wants to see your smug anime girl album
It's easy when he doesn't really have to defend.
So the team that loses this match is forced to keep Wayne Rooney, right?
holy fuck are you unironically a manchester united fan from manchester?
whats that like?
>mourinho boreball in a testimonial
______Rashford
Martial__Zlatan__Mhkitaryan
Should be the front 4.
Jose is going to shoehorn Rooney.