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Emma edition

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cara

cara

Need to get a haircut lads

dara

If you feel your country doesn't represent your internal values do you change your values, promote a change in values for the country or move to somewhere that closer represents them?

same but i don't want to look in the mirror for that long

mara, of the rooney variety

anime

move to somewhere else and convince them to change to suit me
t. paki

bit cold out

farah

what's the plan for today

patricia or kate

change your values

f'ya can't beat em...

tara

about to drive to work just burning up a doobie and finishing my 10th beer lmao. stayed up all night probably going have to just do cocaine as soon as i finish again and sleep all saturday

put smarties under my foreskin

Gotcha

what's a good darknet search engine? so much of that shit is utter nonsense

patricia, kate looks like a chimp

p.s. I just learned of this whole "rooney" is their middle names thing, interesting

where do I sign up for the patriarchy?
it's time I started milking this thing

Eat fifty tomatoes

grim

nice

hmmm.... i think this is meant to be ironic

this is best post, t.b.q.h.

Kate > Rooney

>it's time I started milking this thing
mate pull the other one, we all know you've been milking your thing multiple times a day since you were a kid

the very nature of tor is that it can't be stumbled upon or easily found

there are onion links out there if you know what you're looking for

its because both the mara and rooney families are bigshots

just use this to make random words into md5 hashes, then take the hash and put .onion at the end of it
miraclesalad.com/webtools/md5.php

What's worse, alcohol or marijuana?

it's a gimmick as almost as old as the cara gimmick

have to say it's one of my favourite gimmicks

How do you deal with the fact that everyone else is out there living their lives, having fun with friends and making memories that they'll treasure for the rest of their lives, while you sit looking at a computer screen day in day out... life just passing you by.

Rooney (Patricia) > Rooney (Wayne) > Rooney (Kate)

marijuana cause it's easier to end up in gaol for it

yeah but im just paranoid i like shit like hard deepthroating and im worried it might be illegal here i just want to watch that i used to go on agora all the time but i never any use for tor or ay of that shit any more

will have to compare the molecular makeup and compare it to what molecules have been banned in my geographic area

daydreams

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4117016/Twin-explosions-Marseille-spark-panic-amid-locals-fearful-terror-attack.html

Francucks on suicide watch when a plane passes by

i dont really.

its getting worse as i get older too.

i once absentmindedly searched for something containing 'dog' on a porn site and nothing happened to me :^)

I graduated from a top university with honours, and was successful in my field, working internationally for a number of years. In my mid-20s, my young and beautiful wife died suddenly, and violently. I tried to get help. I was diagnosed with a whole raft of disorders – PTSD, major depression, etc. I cycled through medications and psychologists; nothing worked. Eventually, and in suicidal desperation, I found something that did – injecting heroin.

ah yes it is very funny that france is in this state
hilarious, in fact.

nice dude - brb

*appears offline*

>Sup Forums currently on meltdown after finding out the girl from Kero Kero Bonito is fucking a Chad

CRYING

There is literally nothing wrong with being french

What telechannel is the African Nations' Cup on this year?
'tis worrying me a bit that I.T.V.4 hasn't given me anything so far.

BRITAIN AWAKE
ARISE FROM SLUMBER

>Marseilles

Barely considered france pêh

...

You deserve to be locked up for life with no support

t. peter hitchens

fuark

i don't like this meme, square heads just look weird

fascinating

I've never had a bad time on weed

Trying to not believe in racist stereotypes, but i'm having a hard time believing yanks are mentally/physically capable of making good /brit/ threads.

A E S T H E T I C

i'm sure that seal team 6 article is a great read but my adhd won't let me read that many words at once

>asian
>chad
not a chance

t. Egg head

Is there a worse social crime than to be a boring bastard? I don't think so.

need a slag to slob on me knob, pronto

delete this promptly mate or I'll call my solicitor

I'm just shy fuck off

when i'm around people i'm comfortable to be around i'm much more interesting

wish i had a lot of money and a lot of space and a lot of skills and time

same but i haven't had people that i'm comfortable around for 8 years

I'll kick you in the knob

bring it on queerbait

Right but what if someone was shy but also they didn't have anything interesting to talk about underneath (me)? Absolutely no one can forgive this in social settings. People are itching to get away from you at every opportunity.

im not boring but i always feel it's the worst insult. I never call anyone boring cos it's the one insult that would actually probably make me sad

still girly lips and chink nose, here's a fix

>Raise the price of Freddos.

*snorts a ginormous line of ching*

look at this dude

*electrocutes my bollocks*

oh yeh he looks much better now

why did you give him chinkier eyes

weird cunt forgot to dye his eyebrows

I hope I don't ever have a mental breakdown and turn into tim

well no shit, why would they what can you offer them if you can't even give them a conversation.

they're "piercing"

like clint eastwood

*exaggerated yawns*

his life could easily be turned around if he realised he has a problem and got some help. must have been a stubborn bastard before descenting into lunacy.

oh

my stepdad's brother might be dying

haha

want to have a hallucination one day

dammm... why dont they teach this in school

>too tired to do anything
>too early to sleep
ah yes

>paranoid schizophrenia can be cured if you jus b urself and get sum help

ah yes

I didn't notice the first time

er, nah xx

ribbit

your pic has a stutter lad

i didnt say cured or anything about being himself. interesting strawman post. think on battyboy.

look like a cross between turtlemong and elliot roger 2bh

the queen will die

see

...

Northern Africa is the ballbag
Southern Africa is the benis

just ran for two minutes on the treadmill and i feel like vomiting lmao