Ronaldo's new girlfriend

ronaldo's new girlfriend

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>you will ner pleasure a good looking woman with your kneecap

So so tired of it all

without make up, this bitch is ugly

but sp said he was gay

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can't unsee the gayflag on his shorts

I wonder if he's made her his family's special chicken noodle TSUUUUoup yet.

Is that the tranny from Sense8?

she could beat up badr hari

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this is prove that some trannies look real feminine

You're a faggot trying to hide it by dating sluts then

Great body but her face is homely.

Wrong Ronaldo, m8.

That goes for 99% of women, what is your point?

she works out

Is this what they call 'a beard'?

So is Penaldo.

>Kate Hudson is now dating CR7

max wew la

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Who is this slut and what's her instagram?

Some sort of fitness model.

instagram.com/casidavis/?hl=en

> Ronaldo polishes his toes and no one is commenting about it

>rainbow shorts

>638k followers
I was finding odd that he only dated instagram 'celebs', but it must be awfully hard for him to find normal qts. When you are a football player there's no normal girls for you. You either pick the best of the slags (the ones that behave like a decent/considerate human person if you got the dough) or the devil you know and know how to more or less deal with.

A lot of these "instagram models" are basically glorified escorts, so they're probably safer options than normal girls. They can't afford to get pregnant because looking hot is their main source of income, and they usually make a good living so they're less likely to cry rape in an effort to get paid (like that girl Kobe fucked in Colorado).

Compare that to the stories of guys like Raheem Sterling or Dwight Howard, who banged random girls at clubs and now have 3 or 4 gold diggers each leeching off of them for child support.

why couldn't a footballer date a normal girl? just walk around USA and try to pick up girls that dont recognize you

>inb4 american girls aren't normal and attached pic of landwhale

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He could stay incognito while picking the girl up, but it wouldn't take longer than a week into the relationship before she figured out he was a famous rich guy. All she would have to do is walk into a Nike store or just try to add him on facebook to figure out who he is.

Good idea. He should loiter around portugal, take the public transportation, look for some humble qt. Maybe even creep around universities, bribe some IT guy to give him the grade list and look for a sweet disciplined qt in her early 20's to match him and help raise his '''junior'''; both of them if I'm allowed to be ambiguous.

I've seen worst looking men scoring 9's on the regular.

good point, I guess there's no avoiding gold digging at that point
wat

this one has a masters in business though, so she's not hopeless. whoring around is probably more profitable than starting a business.

What's stopping her from trying to screw her out of his money once she finds out who he really is, though?

Ronaldo is a faggot

the girl has a penis

comprehension and dignity. some people (and women) have it. he could try to protect himself with a few clauses too.
he'd have to try a fair lot to find a girl with such qualities though.

Wtf? I hate Ronaldo now

>the girl has a penis

every girl in Sup Forums has one too

Didn't he get some massage by some men and some stuff? He's gay right? Kinda same episode like Elton John ?

He is gay, right? Everybody is saying he's gay, he got massaged by oiled dudes or something

>Rainbow coloured shorts
WEW

He is.
He is TSUUUper gay.

>those shorts

>people in this thread actually ask if he is gay

This guy is the most obvious cocksucker in the world.

what's her name?

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this is beyond autistic

kek those lift sandals at 5cm to his height
is he that insecure

How is he going to play next season with his obvious blindness?

Why the fuck does he paint his toenails? Is it because he doesn't want people to see he has fungus in his nails?
He's an athlete ofc he's going to develop those due too years of walking arround in locker rooms.
He ends up having much more attention by doing this type of shit...or maybe that's what he wants.

I for one am livid at this realization.

clearly fake la

How big is her penis?

someone stop this madman

so was prince

Irina is better

she's gotten pretty flabby

>safer

Remember that when you find out you got HIV. See how many sluts you can bang then after

Is that a tiny panda watching in the bushes