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1st for Azor Meera and Azor Jon

Wait, Bran was marked by the Night's King, so wouldn't the wights just make a beeline to him no matter the distance or how poor visibility is is in the snowstorm?

First for hold the door

Reminder that it was Bran being marked that let the Walkers and Night's King take out the magic that kept them out.

As soon as Bran gets past that wall with the mark still on him, the Night's King will be able to do the same thing and take the Wall down or get past it.

CALLING IT.

If this is true why was Meera allowed the Reed name and Jon had to be a bastard.

THIS

THEY ARE BRAN'S CHILDREN

All this time-travel stuff is a paradox, how can he change the past while already living in the present changed by himself?

So with that shitstorm the children of the forest are officially extinct?

Post yfw "hold the door"

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GAME OF THRONES: A TALE OF TIME AND TRAVEL

OUT NOW

mfw hold the door

BENJENCOLDHANDS MOTHERFUCKING STARK BIIIIIITCH

Character deaths / Edge - The show. How any fucking characters have died this season as of ep 5???

Based Hodor ;__; he held the door

First for Withnail

Jon said something to the effect of don't let it fall to Ed.

Epic foreshadowing. Wall fall by season end.

>bran figures out that the white walkers and the starks are related
>when all the starks are dead the white walkers will dissapear
>he now travels in time killing all the starks before killing himself
>time travels to the court of king Aerys
>"burn them all"
>king aerys starts flopping on the floor
>"burn them all" "burn them all" he repeats
>"bring me Brandon and rickon stark"
>"fire will be my champion! only fire kills the others"
>bran rubs his hands
>teleports to kings landing during ned's execution
>wargs into joffrey
>"he is a traitor! execute him"
>tt to red wedding
>wargs the singers and starts playing the rains of castamere
>"and who are you" sends everyone traditionaly into a murder frenzy
>they didn't plan to kill rob but couldn't control themselves
>after it's over they just go along with it having nothing better to do
>back to the present bran is being pulled trough the snow by meera
>it was all me! ALL ME MEERA! I was the fire! and the axe and the door and the who are you!
>meera looks confused,bran smirks
>We must go back to the wall! we must find sansa!
>he starts whistling "and who are you"
>Meera you must learn this song i'm sure everyone at castle black will love it *camera wink*

where may one acquire the leak of the upcoming got episode?

>implying Bran not getting caught isn't all part of his master plan

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I hope so. Based Night's King got his revenge.

who was that girl who was in the play as sansa

i need to see more pics of her boobs

>what kind of madman kills his characters
what i hear you saying is
>i've never read/seen FUCKING HAMLET

>It's all a big loop, Bran!

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>every episode this season has had a fart joke
>every episode this season has had at least one "no dick" joke
>time travel introduced
>time travel is of the stable loop variety, meaning all the events of the series are preordained and therefore there is no more tension
>overdoing it on the "gurrl power" thing in an attempt to compensate for raping all the women last season
>characters' motivations are completely illogical due to plot condensation
>Ramsay is le edgy mastermind with invincible plot armor
>sneks
>Littlefinger is still teleporting
>Daenerys Targaryen, Burner of Yurts

jesus fuck what even happened to this show? It was actually primo TVkino for the first three seasons, then season 4 was a little too cartoony, and then 5 and 6 have just been a shitshow.

How does something like this happen?

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BRAN + LYANNA = MEERA AND JON

YOU JUST KNOW IT'S TRUE

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>Ramsay and Roose left Moat Cailin undefended
>after clearly revolting against the crown and marrying Sansa to Ramsay

Are you fucking kidding me?

TINY

nah it just meant they could get through the warding. basic conjuring.

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How many more times will daenerys be handed an entire nation of people for doing one thing and then do absolutely nothing productive with it?


>>According to legend, Brandon built the Wall and Winterfell;[3] some stories say he did this with the help of giants. Tales from the stormlands claim Brandon helped Durran build Storm's End when he was a boy.[4] Some stories claim King Uthor of the High Tower commissioned Bran to design the stone Hightower at Oldtown
>Calling it now. Bran is Bran the Builder, and time wargs into people to do all this shit. The whole story is a time loop, and Bran needs to take certain actions to ensure we get to the present. He leaves the required knowledge back in time so others can prevent, which is why Bloodraven had to wait in the fucking tree that long for the real first Bran.
>Bloodraven took him to the yard because he knew Bran needs to be there to make Hodor.
>It's a fucking time loop, all of it.


>Tales from the stormlands claim Brandon helped Durran build Storm's End when he was a boy.
>Tales from the stormlands claim Brandon helped Durran build Storm's End when he was a boy.
>Tales from the stormlands claim Brandon helped Durran build Storm's End when he was a boy.
>Tales from the stormlands claim Brandon helped Durran build Storm's End when he was a boy.
Fucking confirmed

It's season 5 of LOST all over again. We're fucked.

Have we made any new "D&D" memes for this season yet?

I understand characters die but, it is fucking comedic at this point there is ZERO impact to these deaths.

Howland's wife wasn't a jealous cunt

>Lyanna birthed twins
>ones meera and given to howland
>the other is Jon

>bran is the old gods
>bran knows every brick and cranny in winterfel because he built it
>winter is coming is literally bran warning the first Starks
>Bran is literally everything
>bran is the great other because he told the children to make the others

REEEEEEEEE

anyone else bummed that the others aren't ice zombies

>Game Of Thrones will now be reduced to a bunch of autists discussing time travel and whether or not it makes sense

I FUCKING HATE YOU GEORGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Bran turns Hodor into a retard
>Bran time travels into the past and makes the Mad King go nuts (Burn them all.)
>Bran leads the Others south of the wall

Jesus, he's the worst character in the series.

What did they mean by this?

One more fart and I'm out

HOLD LE DOOR

Does anyone else hate the Tormund and Brienne thing? Fucks with my fanfics tbqhwyf

i am laughing so much at these reactions and speculations

"TV critics" will give 10/10 to anything D&D shit out, this results in D&D believing they are fucking geniuses.

CLOSE-UP PUSSY SHOT WHEN? COME ON DABID

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go the the freefolk reddit

It is disturbing because now ALL THE THINGS can be linked to Bran.

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the wall isn't going to go down to anything short of dragons u fucker.

A Song of Ice and Fire ---> A Defiance Roofings

Reminder the show is a time loop, and about Bran time traveling to set the fate on the world on the correct path.

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post yfw the leak is not legit and tonight's episode will be different

>These weird looking treeniggers created the White Walkers

Is there no depths to GRRM's hackery?

can anyone please explain how Hold The Door = Hodor

please it's too confusing help...

CUTE

>Sansa jumping in with the "I'm a stark!" Shit then backtracking and saying Jon is too
>lying to Jon's face about the Vale

Dark Sansa gonna turn on Jon and keep the north herself?

first for hot red priestess

Benjen has black hair, Robb has black hair, Rickard has black hair.

what now faggot?

CIA said they Vale knights were at Moat Cailin, he doesn't specify if they had to fight to take it or not.

Remember that CIA and Roose were allies, so he could have entered the fort with some soldiers under the guise he's going to help Ramsay then turn on them and take the fort. Sieging it would be a bad idea since the defenders could get a raven or scout out to warn Ramsay

Imagine tjst bran wargs into some fine ass bitches and proceeds to fuck his passed out warging self. He could get so much bad poosy assuming his crippled ass could get it up

It got way too popular and D and D got way too lazy.

Jewish women are the hottest

kek
>I was the tower from which I fell
>I was the Jaime that tried to kill me!

That actually seemed very GRRM

>We haven't seen Dorne in four episodes
>Dorne hasn't been mentioned for three episodes
I think Dorne might've been aborted, and I'm not even joking.

They will reunite at river run.

Literally thought it was some extremely well edited spoof when I saw the close up of the cock.

Why do women and nu-males want nudity-equality?

Cocks are hideous and women think so too.

Fucking disgusting.

Hodor dying was impactful

Hordor

Are they going to explain everything with time travel? First men came to be because Bran went back in time and had sex with monkeys, CoTF came to be because Bran shoved a stick in his butt, they went to war because that's how he's going to create an infinite time loop. I was expecting something better.

>Summer gets killed by the White Walkers
>WINTER kills SUMMER

Hodor wight fucking when?

Hey Jon, I made this for you off screen between 2 scenes which I'm pretty sure were the same day.

>WE WUZ DEFENDIN ARSELVES
>LOL SORRY WE CREATED A WALKING ARMY OF DEATH INSTEAD OF JUST FUCKING OFF NORTH OF THE WALL WHERE NO MEN SETTLED ANYWAY

The new Night's King actor makes him look like any icy Freddy Krueger. I like it.

Armenians are literally aryans.

good riddance

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Meh, the worst part is that the mystery of the ending is gone. Now we know the "in-universe" fate of the show is a sealed outcome.

The only mystery will see how it plays out and what Bran did in the past to attain the ending, but it's still all already set.

meh

Hold the door
Hold door
Holdoor
Hodoor
Hodor

The leech shit happens literally months after.

They don't have that kinda time.

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>IT WAS ME, JON, THE AUTHOR OF ALL YOUR PAIN

Bran was a mistake.

Episode sucked, acting sucked, and the scenes sucked, but I kinda like where the story is going)except for the fucking time travelling shit...'

Was getting his secrets revealed by D&D part of GRRM's plan? Or was he just too lazy to read the contract which he has signed?

Theon, we just need 20 good sailors

Bravo D&D

No way, there were no soldiers there, and if there were, they would have notified Ramsay that the Vale has appeared at Moat Cailin with a huge army

It's shit writing, that's all

I have a feeling that George Martin will prove himself to be a even bigger hack and a even bigger poet than George Lucas in the end.

He just lets a foreign army occupy the second most pivotal castle in the north because Petyr "call me trustworthy" Baelish made a shady deal with his father, who ramsay subsequently murdered? Fuck off with that shit.

the world is future earth
Littlefinger got to exist because Bran traveled to the flight plan and brought CIA to the future

>>bran is the great other because he told the children to make the others
But doesn't he solve a lot of problems by telling them to not do that shit?