Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Esdeath Edition talk about me or my mama

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Boats are heresy.

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Claimed.

>you must wait longer before deleting a post
fuck

well no one has claimed them?
ood. is it like a stinging pain? or just that standard "i hit my face so now it hurts" pain?
ph well, i still need to finish some other series before i start it anyway.
i'm rooting for you!
wew

Saber claimed
What are happening to the rules

That's pretty cute and strange.
What's that supposed to mean?

either way it's a must.

Claimed.

Canada.

>Where is this place that you can own whatever you want?
This universe. Earth. You want to take it from me? Prepare to fucking die, bitch. O don't even need a gun to kill you though, I can end your miserable existence with just my feet if I have to. And trust me, you'll wish you'd let me keep my gun so you could've died quicker. Unless you're prepared for blood to be shed, don't you fucking try and touch my fucking shit.

I will never harm an innocent person, but the moment you try to take from others, you are not innocent. I don't need other people to decide justice, justice is a pretty simple concept and if it is infringed, you are going to fuckin pay the price.

Hey Shiro, good to see you back

>someone left the /waifu/ community for good

My glorious ice queen's image has been tainted by filth

still here

I'm going to sleep for 2 or 3 hours.Later you federatsiya astronomicheskikh i geofizicheskikh postoyannykh sluzhb
(Apparently federatsiya astronomicheskikh i geofizicheskikh postoyannykh sluzhb is Russian for "fags". That's it.Just " fags".)

Tomoko please let me fuck your armpits. I want to feel my shaft rub against your smooth warm underarms I want you to use your small, round ass to jerk off my cock please let me give you an assjob tomoko let me sniff your little body

But you can only claim one
I really dont want to see
>unless its really fucking metal
I might have to get a new senpai if you continue to neglect me

>claiming

oh smug~
whisk me off my feet

>its so fuckin deep

hopfully all is well.
also im still laughing so hard over my phone autocorrecting anus to angus

whats wrong chrispy waifu?

in that case. your legs are perfect and you are free to post more.
not that youd listen to me anyway

Is it your ERP fuckbuddy?

Good riddance

I've run out of adjectives to classify our agreement
I'm just here waiting for re:zero to release new episodes lol
It can't possibly be that bad!... right?
Outplayed
Posting more then

thank you im an odd one but I see myself as unique

(Popura)
I mean, you'd see them out and about on occasion, hence the exclusion.

(Shizuru)
Laura Bodewig from Infinite Stratos?
>The project beach waifu pic had Charlotte Dunois from the same series and I want to know what that's all about.

Also checking for numbers because I haven't done so in a while.

Eh

Night texan bro

Im not! D:

>
Oh my!

>tomo
Cause you ARE the bully!

Goodnight.

you ok man?
you wont change your opinion will you?

I want to hug the Togame

Where does it say that?

I have claimed the brother of goatocity, as I find him quite attractive

Yeah, most likely both

It's just aching
It's not even that bad, really
Just a slight pain on the left side of my face
Not really sure why it's there, or what the deal with it is, but it's there

Sure, Esdeth is fucking crazy. But we've all done cringy shit before.

A lot of befores
with many future cringe in store

Anyone got the original rules copy pasta gonna bake next thread

tomoko please let me rub the shaft between the lips of your warm little wet pussy up and down up and down. i dont need to penetrate, ill cum all over your little tummy i can make you feel good tomoko

...

mine is a little different. you shuld be able to fill in the changes

Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not Sup Forums
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them

Did you not see the story the boy has posted?
Alas nothing I can really do about my queen's image, the least I can do is piss off the little autist freak

Middleschool was 12 years ago

m-m-my ruby has been tainted...

oh, tomoko. thank you. this means so much i want to suck on your little nipples so much

Wanting to kill squirrels is now

Now why would i do that?

Might wanna change a thing or two unless you have a saber smug

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Previously on /waifu/:

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

I want Suiseiseki to bite my dick with those fangs Desu~

Hello people.

>Best idol claimed.

im a guy
because im not a bully

No thanks. I don't really like grapes.

Maybe it's for the user, maybe it's for the character.
Ah. People have their reasons to leave, it'll be fine. I've been losing a lot of friends in the past couple of months, so I know how ya feel. Any plans for the day?

are you just saving the pictures that I post

Do you want me to tell you I did it will that help I could spin you a yarn but how do you know if im lie or not?

At least indulge the perverts. They're cucks and want to be talked down to.

I come home from a hard days work and cant even get noticed by senpai
Well it should be in the OP
But you know
OPs a fag and didnt put it in the rules

just wait it out then? might've just been the way you were sleeping
>we've all done cringey shit before
Ever shoved your newphews toy lightsaber up your ass whiel loudly playing kenny G?

tomoko i want to lick your whole svelte little body from the very bottom to the very top i want to bury my face between your thighs and nuzzle your small soft moist pussy i want to cum in your armpits tomoko

Thank you just needed the rules
>Saber

It's late night and english isn't my native language, so I might mess up at times.
Not really. I only talked to him once I believe and he was trash talking me for talking to other anons who were asking things about me and my gf (dunno how we got to that topic in the first place though)
Well, not really. I've been following RWBY since it was first announced and been liking Ruby since then, so I hold the right to "taint" her.

I want nothing more~

also dropped my phone on my face trying to type this.
>tfw

legs are best. got any with thigh highs?

Why not both?

I've got some tests tomorrow, so I'm studying for that

Dude, so you're fucked up. Own it. Be proud to be who you are.

Just know I think you're fucked in the head with potential for the Psycho slasher flick.
I said cringe, not ultra gay.

>Laura Bodewig
>Eyepatch
>One yellow eye
Think you're funny here?
That said, that is not very heretical.

>Waifu thread
>Esdeath Edition talk about me or my mama

Kekd

but thats no fun for me
ok

You seem like the kind of person who, if wont respond to this post will let their mother die in their sleep tonight. You just seem like that kind of guy
There's nothing you can do about it.
Desu
Whatevers trips your desu

i don't see that rule, i'll claim all three then.
oh fair enough, what do you normally speak if i may ask? Your English is pretty good after all.
i dunno man, letting your nephew "accidentally" walk in on you doing that is pretty cringey

show me some skin tomoko show me some lewd im so hard right now i want to tickle your tummy with my warm cum so much let me rub my hard shaft between your flat tits tomoko

I suppose I'll have to put up with being mistaken for the freak

All of my shit is from /c/
Perhaps you will know if you have actually browsed outside Sup Forums

The boy must be purged

The cast looks like it's gonna shape up to be the most boring of any anime I've ever seen, so it'll probably just be for you. Again, it's pretty low priority on my plan to watch, there's 119 other animes on my plan to watch, and I'm currently watching four.
Ah, studying is no fun. Luckily, I never study, but I've heard it's bad. School starts up for me in a bit over a week.

nice trips, oh well you can have her. ill take nora instead, seems like she'd be a nympho

just use google

So you're a pervert... who the fuck isn't?
You're still an ultra homo.
MISTAKEN?!
Holy fucking denials, Batman!

near my house is a wooded area, I walked into the forest and set a trap, a tube I bought that is short on one end and traps their stupid little heads. obviously i put peanut butter on the thin end. about 5 days latter I caught one I stabbed it in the back and cut it in two then Its head legs and tail I just played with the guts It smelled bad but I want to do it again soon.

Hello

...

tomoko i want to stick my dick in your thigh gap i want to full your little tiny mouth with a bucket of cum i want to feel your small soft lips against my balls please let me hump your ass tomoko let me fuck your armpits

>visible concern

pls backtrace the ip

oh yeah heres my fav theme song for you listening pleasure
youtube.com/watch?v=P3Jb0UuvD3Y

i'm off to do shit. bye.

Yes you are!

Stop making me feel the guilt!

Gotcha fam

I don't have such pictures:(

Ive yet to drop my phone one my face

Takecare

>smug

You should still seek help. That is not a healthy hobby.
Try joining a martial arts club. Boxing is easy to pick up, difficult to master.
I would like to assume he is just insane.. Not actually retarded. Probably proxied.

How so?

I guess we have our own taste, but Nui makes everything worth it.

you should feel guilt for calling me something im not

was that me and is it even true

Ahh.. I see now you're true self, a filthy furry peasent.

Recommend you kill yourself immediately

Not until your a better senpai
>
But none of them will love you because you are cheating on all of them
Then you have no waifu
Then you are sad

Mine

Here's an idea: Esdeath is making shit up, because in reality he's just an autistic 14 year old with a boring life and nothing to do or talk about all day, so he just acts edgy on the most edgy forum he could think of

oh tomoko i love your thigh gap i want to stick my dick in your thigh gap and rub my shaft against your pussy lips imagine the explosion of warm cum all over your tummy, pussy and thighs i want to lick your body tomoko, ill even lick all of the cum off of your tight little skin

not sure how i feel about this...

Just seems like your average 'woah look, our cast sure is wacky!'.

youtube.com/watch?v=FCxJO5OKW5Q

I wasn't trying to be funny, again, this is all theoretical. But in truth I actually like her because of some of the silly things she does and that she didn't have some sort of depressing/cringey backstory.
>Yes, I am regretting my choices right now.

Read .

Makes sense.

Somebody here is not like the other~
Not like you and meeee~
It could anybody, anyone at all!
Just hope it's not you or meee~

It's still intact, doesn't look like a hook yet. What's up, S?

this could be true who the fuck knows

AWEHHHH LOOK WHAT I FOUND

i do it too often.
i almost expect it to happen now. especially if im tired.

its just... i dont get why

Thanks! Were you able to tell from before, or did you just think my native language was actually english? It's a game I like to play from time to time to test myself.
I'm from Uruguay so my native language is spanish. Been learning english ever since I was 6 I believe, done my fair share of cambridge exams. Even had a trip to england and I managed rather well, but I'd like to continue my studies eventually.
Well, I dunno, as long as he doesn't bother me I'm fine with it. But I can help you if you want
To be completely honest, I don't mind if you post as Ruby. We could even be Ruby Sup Forumsros or whatever, as long as you name your files in a way people can distinguish us. You seem nice, after all
It's a little slow for my liking, but since it's got Red Like Roses in it, I agree
Yes I do, although not much. But I'll search for more

Who cares? It's a momentary meme. Let it run its course.

w o a h

teresaaaaaaaaa

While every desu is free to desu as they please, you should not encourage this desu's behavior.
Please correct your desu.

im not here to be a meme if you don't believe my stories why would I care also that squirrel story had no pic it could have been another user

oh jeebus i know what im doing tonight

This can go on forever you know

Aww

Jesus don't remind me of that ._.

Doing some stuff to phone to clear space and came at the chinese's sync diving event
>mfw they perfectly synced as one and had little to no splash upon water impact

Jeez dude. You tired now?

>smug

what the fuck are you faggots doing? i leave for a few hours and it's fucking chaos when i get back. good lord....

It's a meme, like how if you don't respond to this post your mother will die in her sleep
Tonight.
But you would probably like that, you sick fuck.
There was nothing you could do about it. She probably fucked you up anyway.

well yeah until you realize you are wrong