Following a cataclysmic disaster, you are the last surviving human on earth

>following a cataclysmic disaster, you are the last surviving human on earth
>a decade goes by with no other human interactions and just surviving off remnants of humanity
>be suicidally lonely and go for a swim in some pond
>see this
>wat do

drown myself

Shoot it.

scissor kick

ask her to respect my pronouns

Fuck her. She's slightly better than the apes I've been fucking for 10 years, and I got a vasectomy so there's no chance of spawning niglets.

I would have already committed sedoku long ago. Why would you want to outlive humanity?

Greet, see if we share a language, then see if she came from another group of people.

It's not a human, so see if I can befriend the ape-person hybrid and be a little less lonely. Probably wouldn't touch it though.

Kill it
>last nigger finally dead
>nigger problem solved

Drown her so I can go to heaven for making the world a better place.

We're repopulating! just take this ritual mask that promotes fertility.

kys

cut off the head and rape the dead body.

Shoot it and save the world.

lol'd

>Final solution.

Think to myself that the niggers have evolved and that I have to kill it before this disease spreads

Why would you fuck her? Is she attractive to you? You'd be able to find all kinds of things to stick your dick in that would feel better than her.

kek

>SLOWLY.............lower myself back under the water and swim away as fast as possible without resurfacing.....

introverted geek in a world without people
>heaven
see stranger
>hide until it's gone
return to base camp and make sure everything is secure. Then track the stranger.
>are there more of them?
>is there a danger to my base and supplies?
>is there anything I need that they have?
No to all three
>ignore them
yes to any
>kill them

That's a man.
Continue to pleasure myself.

But everyone is dead?

>Why would you fuck her?
Boredom. Lack of available holes. Semi-human contact.

>Is she attractive to you?
No, but she at least she's of the same genus as me. Attractiveness doesn't matter all that much after the Armageddon.

>You'd be able to find all kinds of things to stick your dick in that would feel better than her.
Such as? I'd certainly be open to alternatives...

>turn 360 degrees
>swim away

You would end up in the same place you silly goose

>turn 180 degrees and backstroke...

No, I would turn 360 degrees first. Then swim away. You're the one being silly.

Fuck you. They will breed like rabbits.

kek
well played

Did you hit the trickshot?