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>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, bully rikka
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Ohohoh.
>i know you want it
You into much Kirby? I know Nui loves it.
But in all seriousness, what music do you like?
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This is the type of stuff I listen too.
You went fast?
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Oh fuck, you shut em down! Nice Job Yuno, I only ever did that in a debate that we had to do in class
>Most importantly bully Rikka
Ah you bitch
No no no way I do....I mean I dont I dont
Waifuu!!
Bitches!!
It has come to this then hm?
Very well, I shall show no mercy
What kind of book would you suggest?
Doll claimed.
Didn't even realise that was Kirino from the thumbnail. What's up?
>Oh okay, did I inspire the name?
>Cute gif
She said it's probably just a bad stomach bug, should wear off after a week or two. Ah just a lazy day then? Nice.
Yeah I should do soon, just gotta push through it. Ah you played Lucioball yet?
How fast Sonic blast?
Exactly. How're you doin anyway?
Saber claim
FUCK I'm too slow curse mobile
>Still getting destroyed
We'll see on judgment day
>What do I get if I win?
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It's so blinding! How can you deny it after that?
>Keyword
RTSs are pretty damn neat, I'll look into it.
The only way my man. Sleep well.
2fast4me. Sweet that it's working out though
True, good thing these names aren't copyrighted. Fun times, ain't it? Never want to go through that again. How'd it get you?
Had a sub sandwich that didn't sit well with my stomach earlier, tried to sleep it off, but to no avail. By the time I got up I felt nauseous and you get the story from there.
Nope, didn't even get a PoTG. Been days since I got one.
Hello
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still here
Your eye isnt powerful
I bet its just a colored contact
My red eyes prove that i have true power
I'll repeat this. Fear not my peers! Nonon is here!
Also check em
Long time no see!
Shirts are common decency you titty monster!
>Implying you're not.
>Hmm sorta.
>I agree n_n
I hope it's sooner than a week or two.. that'd be tough.. and yeah it's been nice.
Nooo.. you gotta feel better..! No getting sick!
>Makoto
You seem pretty happy tonight, cutie
What's good?
I don't listen to much, really. Just whatever I like I guess
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>Nice claim
I'm doing alright, I'll sleep soon tho
What about you?
Alright then~
Hope you'll like it if you pick it out
>No cute doll image
;-;
I didn't full throttle it on accelerating since the jet injector is a bit borked, and it could cut out on me if I did.
ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY MOTHER FUCKING MILES PER HOUR!
NONON! SEE ABOVE! TOOK THE 94 TO THE 125 AND HIT THAT SPEED!
I'm super happy, I got to finally ride the bike I bought 4 months ago, as the repairs are to the point of rideability now!
You listen to music you like?
>absurd
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Anyways, how was your day bote?
Raven
No clue.
I've never drawn any sort of Manga in my life.
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Nice get.
The funny thing is I pissed off the directors even more cause they try pushing me to take it seriously and go into some competition shit, forgot what it was called
Never have they felt so disappointed cause I had ALOT of potential but I simply did not take the class seriously. Like the only reason I joined is for fines arts points that is required to move up grades and shit (that and my neighbor I befriended since I moved here was there)
FUN FACT: My neighbor friend is that smugfuck
Oh thank you my savoir!
Hey destroyer of discounts doing well?>That speed
DEJA VU
>Obligatory cute gif
>Didn't get a yo
;-;
hello again
I challenge you to a duel
> takes off glove and slaps you across the face
My bad, yo.
What's up?
LIES youre eyes dont mean anything, you delusional wench
God damn it..
KEK are you guys like cool now or deos he remember what you did to him?
Damn I went to the wrong thread
Clammed
Kek, their loss. They had every opportunity to win and they didn't take it. It doesn't sound as bad as you make it sound. Aggitating? Definitely.
I see.
Yup. I'm the same when it comes to food. I can eat all shit I want and still lose weight.
Because it isnt true!
>Rikka
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sounds like to me you've already married your new bike.
I was thinking it was Destiny. How do you still go on it. I'd think there would be a part where you get bored
Like she was better than the rest? Did you lose your shit when you looked down lol
Yea I like it! Haven't played it in forever tho. Getting back into the music haha
That's the spirit! Indeed I have! Lucioball is pretty fun but can get annoying when you keep misjudging the range on your push
I didn't think we were putting anything on the table here
You just gotta get dude. many POTGs will come to you. Like become a pro genji like me
Being cool is common decency too and I don't see you bein cool :^)
>ey man I ain't fuk u
You and that flat booty want to try and fight me
I thought she had a cute lip like TSF
Well shit, i guess all i can do is look into it.
We're cool hah, afterschool I waited for him to come home by his mailbox with a smug, he just shaked his head and muttled "cheeki fuck"
I can eat all I want and not gain weight.. people think I'm a starving negro
Light level 334 on all 3 characters, I had just come back after a long break cause I actually did get bored finally
Whoa, be careful now. A crash at 160 is sure death. Going sanic speed is fun, but careful now!
Howdy ho!
>yo
Always happy to help You Know who
Prepare to be pummeled cheerfully, jauntily and utterly one-sidedly!
Forgive me, TSF?
Nothing much atm just wrapping things up before I go to bed you?
Gotta make it interesting somehow.
>Well what do you want?
Heh, it was just for the day, I hope. Haven't thrown up since.
We'll see, wouldn't mind getting into something new, thanks for mentioning it.
Ayy Cheeki, that's what's up.
In your eyes it's not true. What are you up to?
I've been sweating for them my man, pulling off all the sick plays, but the game wants to give it to the opposing team.
I've gotta now one of my mates just showed up and is taking me to suicide squad.
Shit, pic
Exactly man, when they are I'm gonna be out of a job.
The best times. It's awful when you can't breathe while it's happening too. I dunno how it happened, I just felt like I needed to hiccup while washing my hands and then it all came out.
That's over 2 times the speed limit here you speed demon.
I know, I know! Rectifying it now!
>I worked real hard on it
I'm doing okay, and I just woke up. Get up to much today?
>Glad I could help in my little way.
I hope so too, but what can you do. I think I've got one today myself.
-->Shizuru
Sounds mysterious, that peanut butter cream could be anything. Ih well, as long as it tastes good.
Nice filename
Oh I haven't played any overwatch really in ages, may jump on just for that for a bit. Looks fun anyway.
>Flat
I beg to differ, stay mad you twig
Haha I like picture you giving that exact face to him as he says it to ya
Silly~ So whats up? Hows your day?
Tachibana Sylphinford.
I am watching this guy just analyze third strike its cool to watch but he seems really cocky and annoying , how about you??
Nahhhhhh
>Rikka
Ok thats it this bullying is getting physical
The thread sure is full of newfags at this hour.
Mmm I'm liking what I'm seeing~
Hard to be cool to a walking pair of tits.
>I doubt that.
Good.. keep it that way.. don't scare me like that.
Nice I hope your day goes well! And i got my spine readjusted again, going back on wednesday for more..
CUTE
What's poppin'?
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
I didn't lose my shit because I knew she was ugly as fuck beforehand. I've only gotten around 30 blowjobs in my life, and that shit was an easy second.
Godspeed
What's poppin yo?
The same. Can't be sleepy as fuck during work tomorrow.
See you later mein führer.
Shipmate let me know if the shit gets rough. I'll use my special move.
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Yeah, I remember eating McDonald's everyday of the week and my coworkers getting pissed off that I wouldn't gain any of it.
This bote is a sleepy bote
Goodnight y'all
Fucking finally!
I know right!? Crazy talk
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My day was boring, but at least I'm still mostly alive
The bote is doing well, King of Heresy
I hope you can say the same~
Goodnight now
It wasn't that bad, just annoying
You're welcome my dude!
>So I've seen
Not much here, just some vidya and being an elitist fag
I'd stay up and chat with ya, but I need my sleep
Who is newfag lol
Totes not me xDDDDD
sup guys how you been?
That little cute whore is mine.
Singles, I leave you alone
Dubs, make her part of my harem/maid
Trips, my sex slave
Quads, I claim her as my waifu. xD
OR we could have our backs against each other and walk 10 steps forward, quickly shoot each other.
...but I'll just take 2 steps forward and shoot you dead, and take what is mine
Was thinking more youtube.com
Don't worry, I'll be working towards that car now!
I mean, Freedom Bote, you saw how fast I went! Surely you can't say you wouldn't do the same!
I know, I had a friend on the back. I couldn't get super hektik!
Am I making you proud, Breeki?!
>Because I plan to break that record once I get a helmet cam and speakers, I want to be able to prove it!
On the stretch I was on, it was 2.5 times the limit.
>My thirst for speed knows no bounds!
Right?
Oh hi, sorry I never answered yesterday.
>Favorite object was the Tri-Core. The concept seems very very interesting to me.
nothing just sitting
Eh whatever
Oh I knew you would~
Its ok yozo ive killed gods before
Also i can do this
Hahah I miss eating mcdonalds everyday when working at walmart, the manager knew my order and would whisper the new guys my order as I walked in
>Filename
L-LEWD!
Goodnight. Pretty good song.
Best rungirl claimt
What a slut
Is it? I thought it was cute
Perhaps I have a dirty mind~
i agree the tri core was very cool, but my favourite would have to be the railgun, it was insane how powerful it it
Mines better. xD
Goodnight discount bote
How bout this
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>Cute
>Gif
WEW
That's a lot of light level. Did you get bored again lol
I have no clue what I'd want from you lol. Like I don't know what you got
You didn't do good enough bucko. You gotta try harder. I'm giving lessons on how to git gud
I recommend playing it again just for lucioball it's pretty fun
Easy to be cool when you're cool
>you're a fuck
>easy second
was your top one from someone just as ugly?
I mean you went at very fast speeds. It'd be hard not to.
Thank you, same for your night! Oh yeah, how's your back feeling then?
Thanks, likewise.
Fair enough.
Don't let me hold you, night night.
Fuckin Christ man.
Yep, sounds like it.
You better
Do you have a McDonald's in your WalMart too? I didn't work in a Wal-Mart but rather a McDonald's so I got a free meal every day I work. I abused that shit so hard.
Ok that wasnt even bullying
That was just mean
Im not talking to you anymore
Hard to be cool when you're a titty monster.
>No you
Thanks love :) and it's going well! no problems on my end.
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Believe it or not, this was the first time I felt bored of destiny
Na we had a subway but the mcdonald was literally a 5 minute walk, along with other food joints and a dollar tree where I go buy some candy to enjoy for the rest of the shift
>Night managers calls me lollipop boy cause Im always seen with a lollipop in my mouth when they see me
Nighty night yo.
Chilling and shit.
You?
Sitting?
That's it?
Alrighty then.
Top one was a bad bitch on prom night.
We're going only by the feeling here.
If I factor in looks, it drops her down to #10.
Should I?
You still have me.
You can always become an NPC, full-time too. Better than anything else. Oh God, when it just flows out that happens, almost like you might gag. Weird, a sudden reaction I guess. You can always tell when it's coming up when your mouth starts watering.
Reviewers and critics sometime give off that vibe, gotta take what they say with a grain of salt. Sitting here, going through a list of music
while browsing the web.
Not going to eat anything too heavy for a bit, should help. Heh, sorry cutie.
Sleep well man, I'll let you know about it!
You're doing God's work! Oh shit, really? Awesome, where are you going to set it? Need a nice straight away.
I'm losing my tough m8, teach me the ways. Honestly want to get a Zen PoTG, playing him a lot as of late.
>Lucioball
>Fun
Yeah having a Roadhog appear in your games is tons of fun.
It's been great! Thanks for asking.
Oh,my bad
Nothing much just chilling
You lose my friend
Oh boy, that sounds like fun, he enjoy it?
I know you do, its why I love you~
The bully becoming defensive , I have defended myself once again
Thanks.
>Tough
Meant touch.
watching thread petting my dog. nothing really
Hey, babygirl, how is pretending to be a girl on the internet going?
Timestamp or you're just a weird guy.
Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Carl out.
Is always a pleasure to hear!
DammmiiiiT!
No
I dont want to bully anymore
Your mean
Im not friends with you anymore
You should all post lewds of your waifu, maybe good luck will fall upon you.
This can't be real.
Railgun was powerful as fuck, but all in all, it's a tad impractical if anything gets close up to it.
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>Am not!
>Also, my friend was about 180 lbs, so I KNOW I can ride with anyone lighter than that for sure!
>Hell, the bike still had power to spare, I could go heavier as long as I handled it properly!
Hehehe, I'm terrible, aren't I~?
I am! Once I got the bike in order with that injector, it's all towards the car fund!
>I've got a few places in mind, but no real promises on it yet!
Besides, I need the helmet mount first, and I want my eurobeat when I do it!
Ya she did. Kept joking because every time she went to hold on, she ended up reaching around to my crotch.
>Was too involved in the fast, I didn't feel it at all! At some points, I thought she fell off because I didn't feel her there!
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Attention-whore, w/ autism
I mean, the bullet hit him so hard his shirt changed, it has to be real, right?
Of course it's not.