Why is the USA best at everything? We always win wars, trade agreements, currency, the stock market, any sporting event ever. Hell, we are even winning the Olympic Games right now like we do every year!
It's so good to be part of the American Master Race.
Give then a break over half of the already stole our flags color of red white and blue.
Not to mention the United Kingdom States, United Arab Emerate States, United Mexican States and The United Nation States all try to have our freedom by copying our name!
Is there are anything that you done to make it happen?
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Because we're the fucking greatest at everything and that's just the way it is.
Malaysia's actual flag
I know right? Can you believe they would copy our flag?
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Cool flag
We're really good at things like child hunger
what the fuck is that shit? why the fuck have they got the mudslime fucking moon star shit on our flag?
we invented stars and stripes not stars moons and stripes!
Malaysia was a British colony up until their independence in 1957. So they legitimately did just rip off the US flag.
TRUE, BROTHER
Well shit lmfao I was just kidding. This made me zozz
Ah but they have 14 stripes. Not 13. And only one star, Key difference right there see.
What's the arse has to do with the pants?
Kek. The London Jaguars won't be winning any either. Nor will the Toronto Bills. USA USA USA!
fuck you! they still copied our flag! how about i take a great car like the mustang replace two windows with miniguns and call it my own brand new car?
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Sounds pretty dope
Yes the U.S is fucking fantastic and it's all down to your fucking fantastic ex presidents or soon to be new one
>either Trump
>or Clinton
Who goes????
You Decide
>olympics
>every year
pick one.
you sound like you belong in the paralympic games.
Money and population.
Captcha: a blank fucking blue bar, pic related.
>always win
At least it's something
Fuck off Commie. Go back to your muslim infested hellhole. This is a Merica thread.
Well. You're gonna love what comes next.
Not USA man, jews
That's why
Afrique
Fucking Communists.
Congrats for popping out of an American's vagina. What have you ever won, faggot?
Where the fuck is Africa? Is that in Europe?
I won a spelling bee once. And I won the 100m sprint in gym!
World Wars and economic opportunity set a pedestal for exploitation and when an empire blooms it is difficult for the subjugated to reverse the current.
>Master Race
Okay buddy.
Just face it, World we own you.
Where the fuck is the american education system? I can't see
mudslimes aren't American. That thing doesn't count.
>master race
Top zozzle m8
Jew athletes. Good one.
No idiot. Everyone knows Europe is in Russia, so Africa can't be there. You're the reason the world thinks we're stupid.
Slightly off topic but
>being controlled by jewish people
>encouraging niggers
>starting feminist culture
>basically a libtard hotbed
>Hutler calling Roosevelt a jew
Do you even master race?
Well idfk where it is man. Give me a brak I'm no good at gerography. All I remember from school is that south america is made up of mexico, Brazil and some other place. These are all parts of the US but not actual states or something. But the US like.. Owns them. Then Europe is like... Huge or maybe that's the Russian union. Either way Russia is defiantly the bad one. Asia is pretty small and Austria is off on it's own and full of spiders and people who speak funny. I can't remember where Africa is tho
>We always win wars
You've never won a war since your country was founded.
>trade agreements
If China calls in their USA debts your country is crippled.
>currency
You don't have a currency, the fed pumps out coloured paper having nothing of real value.
>the stock market
I'll allow this.
>sporting event
Your major sports are the World Series and Superbowl which are only for American teams. Nope.
>Olympic Games
Once the IOC ids the correct markers they'll have to ban 80% of USA athletes for doping. Just like US biotech firms supplied them with markers for Russia....
>American Master Race
God damn it i fell for the bait...
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Maybe Africa is like new? I feel like it might be a newer country. That's why I never heard of it in school.
i demand that president trump remove the english and french flag from Hawaii!
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>civil war
Im not going to bother correcting the rest of it
wars? lol America always shows up late helps a bit and claim they did it all, truth it one of the biggest advancements in ww2 was due to the Russians, then English America was like 3rd or less when it came to winning the war.
trade agreements are mutually beneficial you dumbass you don't win them it's not a lucky dip or game of skill
dollars are shit compared to most 1st world countries, even England with their low exchange rate atm due to brexit have a better currency
stock markets I have no idea about but considering the size of America that would make sense
as for sporting your competitors are barely American most are immigrants thus not American born so your point is invalid
You're best at propagating pop culture so there's that
>civil war
a civil war isn't a war, it's an argument between the same people. with guns. but please do enlighten me with more of your incise rapier like knowledge.
copy your name?
the United Kingdom was a agreement between multiple countries uniting together what you want them to call it the joint country force fucking dumb ass
also England doesn't have states
Looks like another small, third-world shithole needs liberating.
lol white and red from the English flag has been about before America was even founded you dildo learn a little history
have you even played medal of honor or call of duty? the usa was the main player in the war. if we didnt step in and slap hitler down yurop would be speaking nazi right now.
>Never won a war
>What is WW2
Booty blasted
The allies win ww2 , USA is just a member of it
obvious troll is obvious
but I did chuckle when you said us owns South America haha
Sorry but CCCP won WW2
Russia was getting an ungodly amount of aid from the US though. To be fair. So was Britain but they still had a lot of the old empire and the commonwealth realm (Canada) backing them up. But you're right. The US just loves to overstate the role they played. Fun fact. The Canadians that landed on Juno beach landed 2 hours after the Americans on Omaha, and yet they still managed to secure the beach and take the nearby town of Bernières before the Americans could even establish a proper beach head. And to make this even more hilarious. The Canadians were all using bolt action Lee Enfeild rifles and cheap British STEN sub machine guns. The Americans had nice shiny new M1 Garand semi automatic rifles and fancy ass Thompsons. And they STILL lost more men than any other beach and took their sweet ass time about it too.
how did a codec pack win ww2? wtf.
Child-child-child pornography? No. That was not even a thing at the time of WW2. Educate yourself. It was us Americans what won the war of old.
You're doing shit at the olympics.
>1 gold above a country that's got a population 7% your size.
>Tied with a developing country.
No one gives a fuck about silver or bronze in you metric of "the best" either.
>we are even winning the Olympic Games right now like we do every year!
And there it is gents, b8 in the purest form
American woman do 2 seconds above wr, it's OK. Russian win anything it's doping. Tired of this Jewish shit hole called America controlling public opinion.
I am English mother fucker my country founded your ass, our currency, flag, army, pretty much anything you can mention beats America
we used to own most of the fucking world and we are a small island learn your place your masters want you be be all link yeah America best country in the world hurr durrr and keep you sedated from seeing the corruption and strings they Co tool you with wake up
>We always win wars
>win wars
kek
like vietnam?
What are you implying? You can't deny that America wins every year. That is a fact. Now I don't watch the olympics but it's all over the news that we are winners every year.
Sorry fat american brainless Kids but I mean
Союз Советских Социалистических Республик
lol nice troll
>winning stock market
so many homeless veterans
> win olympic games every year
Kill yourself. You americans are such idiots. You think you have freedom, but check your patriot act.
>canada is 100% better than donald trump land
Vietnam was a conflict not a war. GIT GUD ON THE TECHNICALITIES BITCH
>every year
That shit happens every 4 bro.
get out of here with them moonrunes this is an americn website
Founded us? We kicked the shit out of your shitty ass nation and accent in the revolutionary war and took America from the damn Indians and your country at the same time with pitchforks and cigarettes. Now go eat a crepe and fuck right off
>wins at the olympics annually
no wonder jews control your country
>war - conflict hurrr durrr
IDGAF
Some shitty riceniggers kicked your fat asses GOOOD.
faggots.
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That's war brought a boom to our economy. Also which country is better of for it? Yeah that's right.
Maybe has to do with the fact that we're the only country that has its own continent idk
Oops...
Oh, maybe in your country but in America it's every year
great bait. yeah US is very so good. HAHAHA
>every year
You seem to be having trouble grasping the concept of the Gregorian calendar.
So you didn't get help from the French, Spanish, Dutch and Natives then?
nvm im retarded
so to try to save face America changed what they called the Vietnam War to a conflict so they can go
look guy we fucked up be we o ly lost a conflict not like a war where we outnumbered them or anything.
this is what American doesn't seem the realise it's not the size of an army or how many people you send it's the skill it's why 100 British soldier's would beat thousands of Americans in a war
jackass, the Olympics are only held every 4 years like elections, granted, you alternate every 2 years for summer and winter Olympics, but it's still not annual.
Paralympics?
>winning the Olympic Games right now like we do every year!
>Olympic Games every year.
dunno what you mambling about. nevermind, The fact is the only war on your land you faggots experienced was within yourselves and you guys fought with a pointed sticks and shitslings.
You faggots don't have a slighterst idea what's it like to be at war. ask your veterans.
>every 4 bro
what is a bro? is it like 3 months? every 4 3 months? because thats 12 months and also a year
Yes founded it's why your ancestors who made the declaration considered themselves to be English, thus why they said the red coats are comming because at the time they all considered themselves to be English, this is why it's funny when people go the English are comming cus it shows your lack of intelligence about your own countries history
Australia fag checking in
Punching above our weight as usual
Fuck with us at your peril
French FRIES, Spanish RICE, Dutch OVEN, NativITY STORY.
America is number 1# and we kicked your asses.
I like australians for their lack of compassion towards mudslimes and kangaroos. Kangaroos are fucking awesome.