Rate/suggest my future childrens' names

Rate/suggest my future childrens' names

Boys:
>Dante
>Diego
>Thaddeus
>Titus

Girls:
>Sabrina
>Roxanne
>Sedona
>Melissa
>Alexandra

Sedona? Wtf?

Titus? wtf?
Why would you want to name your kid thaddeus also? what the fuck is wrong with you?

Never heard that one before?

Titus ans Thaddeus sound cool. Ehat gives?

No

This isnt BCE rome
Name him Harambe

If it's a boy, name it Junior. If it's a girl...name it Junior.

Doppelkupplungsgetriebe

Sperg/10
Your kid would hate you man

It's the name of some town in the Southwest, but I've seen it used once for a girl's name so i figured it sounded nice enough

How often do you play vidya user? Don't lie either faggot.

Melissa is alright though.

Often, but no no-life. About to start college too, so ill probably play vidya at normie levels

Boys:
>Dante - Your kid will be a loser emo and probably kill himself.
>Diego - You better be a beaner, or this doesn't work.
>Thaddeus - Your son is not a Final Fantasy boss.
>Titus - Your son is not a Final Fantasy hero.

Girls:
>Sabrina - 6/10
>Roxanne - 5/10
>Sedona - 2/10
>Melissa - 7/10
>Alexandra - 8/10

>Boys:
>>Dante
faglord / 10
>>Diego
3/10
>>Thaddeus
1/10
>>Titus
2/10
>Girls:
>>Sabrina
5/10
>>Roxanne
3/10
>>Sedona
nigger / 10
>>Melissa
5/10
>>Alexandra
7/10

Apparently im shite at boy's names

>Boys:
>>Dante
You son isnt a demon killer.
>>Diego
Nor is he mexican.
>>Thaddeus
Or black.
>>Titus
Or a blitzball player.

>Girls:
>>Sabrina
Your daughter isnt a witch.
>>Roxanne
She probably will end up putting on the red light.
>>Sedona
This sounds like a fucking car, what the fuck are you doing.

>>Melissa
>>Alexandra
These are okay names, go back to the drawing board on the others.

Titus is from the Bible tho

Is your son from the bible?
No he fucking isnt.
Dont be a faggot.

Dante and Melissa are the best of what you listed.
/thread

hafþor

My kid would be glad he got a kickass name instead of fucking Roger like the other 3 Rogers in his period 3 math class

honestly who fucking cares if your name is like someone elses?
Go back to Tumblr with the other "special snowflakes"

Name your son Titus
>spends years getting called tit

>implying my kid would get bullied

Dante and Sabrina

Im voting for Quintellius if guy and Jashondra if girl

alternately Im a fan of Trashone and Shatika

Kys

Quinto Lentulus Batiato ?

>Dante
not unless you want him working a gay bar called, "The Inferno"

>Diego
Go with James. Means the same thing.

>Thaddeus
No

>Titus
No

>Sabrina
>Roxanne
>Sedona
>Melissa
>Alexandra

Christ, you just want all your daughters on the pole, don't you?

harambe

>>Roxanne
ROOOOOOOXXXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNE you don't have to turn on the reeed liiight

If it a boy, Rei; If it's a girl, Shinji.