What advice would you give 21 year old you Sup Forums?

What advice would you give 21 year old you Sup Forums?

>Women wise
>Alcohol and drug wise
>Life wise
>Money wise

>Women wise
Be less "nice" and push for things like blowjobs and anal.
>Alcohol and drug wise
Do what you are doing now and enjoy having no hangovers, ageing will make sure hangovers become progressively worse
>Life wise
Dont stop excersising, you *will* become fat
>Money wise
Don't be generous and buy rounds for everyone, it doesn't pay off at all

In the nice in the blowjob and anal department how does one get more? I get a blowjob once every year or so from my girlfiend. Is the trick to be passive aggressive?

>Women wise
Don't fall in love so easily. Guard your heart and focus on you, don't waste time on cunts that don't care about you... actions speak louder than words ever could... so pay attention!

>Alcohol and drug wise
Experiment, but don't let either take over your life. Both are just an escape of problems, they aren't a cure.

>Life wise
Make something of yourself... if you don't.. you will end up in your late 30's a miserable bitter old fuck... Do something with your life while you can... Save for that RV dream you always wanted. Don't think, just do it. You will love yourself later if you do. Trust me.

>Money wise
Start saving! I know you want to buy games and dvds and shit, but SAVE... You will regret it if you don't... You will end up homeless and miserable... save now... just do it.

>>Women wise
Fuck anything remotely acceptable that comes your way. Don't get tied down until at least your late 20s. Sex is a banquet, so don't restrict yourself to one dish.

>Alcohol and drug wise
Take your fill. Some of my best experiences have been on psychedelics, and alcohol has been a constant friend to me.

>Life wise
Be a generalist, not a specialist. Widen your range of interests as much as possible. See how much the world has to offer.

>Money wise
Recognise that freedom and independence are impossible without a steady income. Money comes first. You might have to settle for a job you don't like, but hell, any job becomes tedious after a while. It's a necessary evil that makes everything else possible.

Thank you for asking, user.

How many people have you slept with and which one the was the most memorable? If you don't mind me asking of course!

The thing I did wrong back then was trying to be polite and not be "pushy" about things, even though I wanted it. I lost my virginity at 15, but I never had my first blowjob until I turned 20, because my first two gfs were shy and I didn't want to push them.

Basically, I should have just asked and kept on hinting about it until I got my way.

Don't get passive aggressive, that wont help you, but don't stop hinting about it. Eventually she will give in and realize that it's not a fucking big deal and might even enjoy doing it.

>Women wise
The fuck do i know?
>Alcohol and drug wise
Drugs are neither good or bad - they just redistribute happyness. Use your brain and make correct choices.
>Life wise
Keep doing what you're doing.
>Money wise
Enjoy beeing a poorfag for the years to come.

>>Women wise
Not worth it.
>>Alcohol and drug wise
Not worth it.
>>Life wise
Enjoy yourself.
>>Money wise

I'm not even 21 yet

Go to a goddamn bar
Drink more alcohol
Continue to stay away from drugs
Dont fuck school up
Get a goddamn job you bum

MODS

Then fill a 3 TB hd with cp and give it to yourself at your 21st birthday with a note "i called the cops LOL" stuck to it.

Not enough, hence my advice. It's less than 20.

Best one was a fuck-buddy I knew for about 6 months. She gave the best teasing, never-ending blow-jobs I've ever had. The perfect BJs are those that seem to go on forever.

I'm 18 you absolute bellend

Stay away from chicks who try to emotionally blackmail you. If you feel pressured or like you HAVE TO DO SOMETHING to make her happy get rid of her

Try anal, do drugs, don't be scared to put a finger in your ass when having a fap, don't drink too much and do not smoke

>don't be scared to put a finger in your ass when having a fap
Hah, gay

You're gay for being too scared to try it, do you think you will like it too much and become a trap?

>you're gay for not wanting things shoved up your ass
I guess you think pegging is perfectly masculine as well

Shut up cunts I want advice

Bump anons please give me your thoughts

>Money wise:
Index funds combined with bonds, google it, vanguard is great if in the US. I personally have 50/50, but read up and find the mix that works best for you (time, risk and so on), or just be a fag and do what I did.

What do you think about using selling options your shares to make a steady percentage a month user?

But I am 21

no.

>you'll never have a women, you already know this keep at it buddy
>stop smoking all that weed and drink untill you're fucking wasted everyday, it's bliss.
your doing great at you're factory job keep at it bro

shit its like the stuff i already told myself 3 years ago

Why no?

because.

So you don't know anything about it?

i do.

Take a grand a month and buy stock in companies that will sell directly to you. Reinvest dividends.

Over 30 years the market should grow by 11% annually. With interest compounded annually, you'll be able to retire to live off the dividends/interest as a millionaire.

Make a simple spreadsheet to verify the math. It may seem like a difficult thing to do, but if you discipline yourself now and invest at interest, compounding will make the next 50 years of your life an adventure, and comfortable.

21st birthday?

>For the love of GOD, do not get into any fights for the next six months, and avoid all windows.

You don't know what you have until you've lost it

>cept that 11 percent is a very high average
>don't forget to minus cuz o inflation

unless you take a just higher rate than your banks interest, your gambling your money on the stockmarket

Actual guy who posted the advice, not the fag who replied. Actual reply would be because I'm lazy and extremely risk averse.

>Being this retarded

Thanks for your advice bro there are so many fucking idiots on here that have no idea about how financial instruments work

gl making money with half the information, dont forget to borrow more money than you can afford, your dividends will pay it off dw.

What would you do then?

>On women
Take advantage of your wit. Don't worry about "what they think". They're just all just waiting for a guy like you to make them smile.

>On Drugs and Alcohol
Don't touch that shit. It's for degenerates and niggers.

>On Life
Pursue a degree that is "anchored". Don't go for a career that some poo in the loo can be trained for.

>On Money
Learn technical analysis in and out. Trade options, and go long on utilities.

>buy bank shares
>sell them when they start to inflate beyond reason, e.g 15-30% unwarranted increase
>buy gold
>Witness crash
>sell gold when crash ends
>buy bank shares
>repeat

btw your lucky you tripped.

Make a spreadsheet that assumes an average return for the NYSE over 30 years, and start at any date you want in history, such as February 1929. Put in $1000/mth.

You will be a millionaire no matter when you start. The long term averages all the crashes and bubbles. Compounding, by reinvesting dividends, over time, grows exponentially.

Women will ruin your life.
Drugs and booze will ruin your life.
Life is a shifty terminal disease anyway so fuck it the shorter the less suffering.
Money is a tool to be used

>Women wise
Losing your first love is not the end of the world. Even though nowthing I say to you now will convince you of it, time will pass and you'll get over it.
>Alcohol and drug wise
Keep drinking a social activity. Don't start drinking on your own. It's a comfort that's too easy to get in to, and you'll end up sometimes preferring it to going out with friends. Which is the beginning of a problem.
>Life wise
Be healthier. Limit your junk food to once a week, and follow what I said about drinking alone. Keep it for the weekend, with friends.
>Money wise
Money is not as important as you think. You create a lifestyle based on what you have. It's ok to want more, but don't sacrifice a job you enjoy for one you hate that pays more. Keep traveling to and from work to less that 30 minutes each way.

More money more problems bro.

Never trust a woman who claims that all of her ex'es are abusive. She'll have stories that always portray her as the victim. Avoid this woman at all costs, she's a liar. And it won't be long before you are the abusive antagonist in her next chapter.

>Women wise
You've got to stop worrying about whether or not you'll ever have a girlfriend. I mean, it's seriously not that important. Just learn to live your life.
>Alcohol and drug wise
Stop both. They are nothing but an expense.
>Life wise
Look, you probably know by now but your troubled. Something happened while you were growing up that makes you pretty different from others, and that's okay. If I had to give you advice for dealing with what's coming your way: just embrace it. Stop trying to please everyone and just please yourself. Your life is meant to be lived by you and no one else.
>Money wise
Stop chasing it. Stop obsessing over what you can't have and just live your life man. It's too short wasting it on bullshit.

When Nasdaq hits 5200 sell buy when s&p is 850
Sell mid 2008 and buy March 9, 2009

This has been good advice for many decades. However the western world is now flirting with deflation, and could go the way of Japan in the next few years.

This would be the nightmare scenario for stock investors. Best to have a hedging strategy, by building substantial cash savings as well as a stock portfolio.

This is sort of related.

Basically a year ago I broke up with my GF, still love her to death. But since then we haven't seen each other and have hardly even spoke, I'm currrently blocked from talking to her and she is the mother of my baby too.

I noticed a week ago she looked at my Badoo profile, what do you think that means? She didn't block me on there or anything. I'm scared to look at her profile in case it notifies her haha

I'd love to get her back somehow, is that even possible these days? Getting back with someone so long after breaking up?

clearly the only actual adult in this thread.

>Learn technical analysis in and out
Kek. Might as well learn astrology.

>Trade options
Or go to a casino. At least you can enjoy a drink while gambling ...

>and go long on utilities
That's right, go long on heavily-indebted companies when deflation could be just around the corner ...

>women wise
Don't hold back. Be yourself. Separate your need for attention from having sex and just have fun. You will not end up alone.

>alcohol
Take it easy. Nothing wrong with drinking heavily but so it for the right reasons (see below)

>life wise
Get your assistance in therapy. Don't wait until your thirties. It's been life changing.

>money wise
You like having money. A lot. Focus on earning it and you can care about the other things you care about in your spare time.

Your state of abject jaded misery disqualifies you from giving advice.

Shut up and learn, faggot.

>Wizard powers are the shit, bro
>You don't enjoy them
>See a doctor more often
>Switch to engineering.

It's worked well for me over the last 24 years, kid.

That's because the last 24 years was a big credit bubble, kid.

That's all gone now, despite governments' attempts to reinflate it.

I don't understand why you're trying to stoke an argument.

The advice was, and still is, sound advice for both my hypothetical 21 year old self and the OP.

You're factually wrong about a "credit bubble" over the past 24 years. In fact, I suspect you aren't a day over 24 years old. That's not a dig at you; rather, to chalk a quarter century of market progression up to a bubble is simplistic.

There's a lot more at play than average market appreciation and re-rolled dividends.

Sorry to interrupt bro but what technical indicators would you say are the most useful? How do you feel about GMMA or MMMA? You would have to be a fool to think technical indicators don't play a massive part

I find MACD, Vortex, and simple trendlines are the most useful because of their generality. It's enough to get you going on a chart. Then apply your overlays as needed. MetaStock has plenty of both built in.

I haven't dealt with gmma or other keltner channel indicators much in my travels. It's also because I stay away from currency exchange. There's too many moving parts: politics, economies of different countries, etc.

1. Fuck that crazy bitch she WILL ruin your life.
2. Dont hang out with skeezy people you WILL get arrested.
3. Psychedelics and Entheogens are your friend and the path to your inner peace.
4. Start growing in your old house ASAP keep that house FOREVER its perfect.