Jays at Houston thread

Jays at Houston thread

What's the over/under on strikeouts?

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>they want to put sanchez in the bullpen with this "offense"

might as well shut him down outright if they are that worried

wtf?? i HATE schermerhorn now!

reminder this """""""offense""""""""" has struck out 58 times in the last 44 innings

today I will remind them

ACEstrada

this commercial is pretty terrifying

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>jays

>this semen slurping series

but her face...

S M A L L

B
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a base hit bunt

based kp

nice meme

Astros will win this one 3-0 good night. I'm from the future btw.

Based Dolan

jays can litterally only score runs off the homerun, notsurewhattothink

pentacost injured again, thank god we got mcguire

we literally cannot farm catchers

the crop fails every time, the dirt is stale and barren

Buck just said this

over 13

god what is wrong with this fucking meme field? LED lights so no one can see, batters box where everyone falls down and breaks their kneecaps. fix your shit, houston

Jerry 35

estradas gonna give the homerun right back to be honest

Estrada > Sanchez

>Groins

Based jew

Kp is a fucking madman

based pillar

we are lucky to have him tbqh

this center field is also a meme

God I love him

Which Blue Jay has most likely sucked a dick?

>saving a thumbnail

kill urself senpai

based hebrew

martin

is it not a pre-requisite for play beisbol?

Smoak sucks the most dick

>8 strikeouts in 4.1 innings

why isnt mchugh a cy young contender?

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at this rate im honestly curious just how many times the jays would have struck out if that extra innings game had gone to like 19 or something

this tbqh

Barney for top of dicks sucked count
Osuna close second

Is tulo made out of match sticks? The fag's brittle as fuck

you forgot

>shortest left field in mlb
>deepest centre in mlb
>a fucking hill
>a and a flagpole in play

What the fuck that woman had a bowl of lasagna

>a fucking hill
Explain this

>how can we make our field as unique as possible

fucking kek

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what the fuck are all these shots of people eating food?

he's back bros

americans are fat

THE JAYS CANT DO FUCKING ANYTHING EXCEPT HIT SOLO DINGERS

AND AS I TYPE THIS DOLAND HITS ANOTHER ONE LOL

Hory shit

>buck literally can't stop jinxing blue jays

FUCK SMALLBALL LEL

is that shay carl's wife?

>equipment men and travelling secretaries
buck and pat are based comfy with the insider knowledge and folk stories desu

>le solo dinger man

>dingers

nigga throwin meatballs

If they are hot dogs it dollar dog night. Also McHugh is about to make me commit sudoku at mmp

for a second i thought it was gonna be back-to-back-to-back

we are literally never going to score outside of solo dingers again are we

Back to back for the niggas that didn't get the message
Back to back like I'm on the cover of Lethal Weapon
Back to back like I'm Jordan '96, '97 whoa

Nope

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It's Alison Brie.

>the city of Houston

Kek

> Astros starting pitching and hitting

le sneaky changeup man at it again

sooo the whole team?

>like 40 Ks in the series between your starters and bullpen

frig off

>Saunders was an all-star player

minus long relief apparently

Lel

martin has actually been really good lately

Has to prove he isn't worse than Thole

Upton Jr a shit

show us your sister from the wallpaper senpai

>touchjizz

literally anyone is better than thole. if we didnt have dickey then thole would be lucky to be in the majors

Yeah both rookies. Devenskyi and Moosgrove. I have no clue why we didnt go for a starting pitcher and a proven solid batter before deadline.
>gattis our regular DH
>anyone who isnt altuve correa and springer cant hit

He has surprisingly hit a couple of clutch hits this season which is pretty good for playing about a game a week honestly. He was actually doing better hitting than Martin was for the first half of the season.

He's still shit though

kek

kek

how many le solo DIngers will we see today?

who is the cutest jay? pillar? estrada?

At least 1 more

Stroman
I love that lil nigga

So hold on a minute - this guy just thanked jesus for his double. But jesus is on osuna's side? We can't both win? What's jesus' angle here? Unless we're dealing with multiple gods?

Pillar

Mexican Jesus or the Jewish Jesus?

Colabottle

anyone got a link for the game the one I was watching it on just got taken down.