Jays at Houston thread
Jays at Houston thread
What's the over/under on strikeouts?
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>they want to put sanchez in the bullpen with this "offense"
might as well shut him down outright if they are that worried
wtf?? i HATE schermerhorn now!
reminder this """""""offense""""""""" has struck out 58 times in the last 44 innings
today I will remind them
ACEstrada
this commercial is pretty terrifying
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>jays
>this semen slurping series
but her face...
S M A L L
B
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L
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a base hit bunt
based kp
nice meme
Astros will win this one 3-0 good night. I'm from the future btw.
Based Dolan
jays can litterally only score runs off the homerun, notsurewhattothink
pentacost injured again, thank god we got mcguire
we literally cannot farm catchers
the crop fails every time, the dirt is stale and barren
Buck just said this
over 13
god what is wrong with this fucking meme field? LED lights so no one can see, batters box where everyone falls down and breaks their kneecaps. fix your shit, houston
Jerry 35
estradas gonna give the homerun right back to be honest
Estrada > Sanchez
>Groins
Based jew
Kp is a fucking madman
based pillar
we are lucky to have him tbqh
this center field is also a meme
God I love him
Which Blue Jay has most likely sucked a dick?
>saving a thumbnail
kill urself senpai
based hebrew
martin
is it not a pre-requisite for play beisbol?
Smoak sucks the most dick
>8 strikeouts in 4.1 innings
why isnt mchugh a cy young contender?
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at this rate im honestly curious just how many times the jays would have struck out if that extra innings game had gone to like 19 or something
this tbqh
Barney for top of dicks sucked count
Osuna close second
Is tulo made out of match sticks? The fag's brittle as fuck
you forgot
>shortest left field in mlb
>deepest centre in mlb
>a fucking hill
>a and a flagpole in play
What the fuck that woman had a bowl of lasagna
>a fucking hill
Explain this
>how can we make our field as unique as possible
fucking kek
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what the fuck are all these shots of people eating food?
he's back bros
americans are fat
THE JAYS CANT DO FUCKING ANYTHING EXCEPT HIT SOLO DINGERS
AND AS I TYPE THIS DOLAND HITS ANOTHER ONE LOL
Hory shit
>buck literally can't stop jinxing blue jays
FUCK SMALLBALL LEL
is that shay carl's wife?
>equipment men and travelling secretaries
buck and pat are based comfy with the insider knowledge and folk stories desu
>le solo dinger man
>dingers
nigga throwin meatballs
If they are hot dogs it dollar dog night. Also McHugh is about to make me commit sudoku at mmp
for a second i thought it was gonna be back-to-back-to-back
we are literally never going to score outside of solo dingers again are we
Back to back for the niggas that didn't get the message
Back to back like I'm on the cover of Lethal Weapon
Back to back like I'm Jordan '96, '97 whoa
Nope
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It's Alison Brie.
>the city of Houston
Kek
> Astros starting pitching and hitting
le sneaky changeup man at it again
sooo the whole team?
>like 40 Ks in the series between your starters and bullpen
frig off
>Saunders was an all-star player
minus long relief apparently
Lel
martin has actually been really good lately
Has to prove he isn't worse than Thole
Upton Jr a shit
show us your sister from the wallpaper senpai
>touchjizz
literally anyone is better than thole. if we didnt have dickey then thole would be lucky to be in the majors
Yeah both rookies. Devenskyi and Moosgrove. I have no clue why we didnt go for a starting pitcher and a proven solid batter before deadline.
>gattis our regular DH
>anyone who isnt altuve correa and springer cant hit
He has surprisingly hit a couple of clutch hits this season which is pretty good for playing about a game a week honestly. He was actually doing better hitting than Martin was for the first half of the season.
He's still shit though
kek
kek
how many le solo DIngers will we see today?
who is the cutest jay? pillar? estrada?
At least 1 more
Stroman
I love that lil nigga
So hold on a minute - this guy just thanked jesus for his double. But jesus is on osuna's side? We can't both win? What's jesus' angle here? Unless we're dealing with multiple gods?
Pillar
Mexican Jesus or the Jewish Jesus?
Colabottle
anyone got a link for the game the one I was watching it on just got taken down.