Walk into store

>walk into store
>see this
>wat do?

nothing cuz i respect her right to privacy

She has no ass

Nothing

Ask her if she's looking for an ass, because that she's in the wrong aisle.

I guess its cereal diet again.

I heard that she was at a restaurant near my apartment yesterday

why the fuck would i go into a Whole Foods?

Tell her to gain a little weight.

Buy her an ass.

to avoid nonwhites

>Implying she actually does her own grocery shopping...

She listens to headphones so people will leave her alone.

This and kek

Do you think this was a photo shoot or something?

Nothing cause privacy and also shit tier 'artist'

Sing the songs of praise for our Lord and savior TayTay

grab her handbag 'n run

...

Yes, it's her career to be seen and this makes her appear more "common" and "relate-able". It's a photo op, not a photo shoot.

It's a lot of work to be that famous, she has her meals prepared. Most relevant famous people who are still working do.

Call her a snake and leave

Why is the whole foods logo blacked out? So we say we won't be in a fucking whole foods?

Try to slap her ass but completely miss because she has no ass

the big booties are in row 2

this

Why would I ever be in the produce aisle?

Nothing, I don't know who is she.

dont know her
idk wat do

offer her a sweater
vegetable sections can be quite chilly

>Using white anti antiperspirant on the red carpet

Come on TayTay, hire some decent help.

buy doritos go back home and fap.

Found the weak person who will never get ahead in life.

say you rolled quads and that she should rename the cat's name to faggot

Nothing.

get onto the next best plane and get out of the fucking country while i constantly wonder how i ended up in the fucking USA.

THIS

Grab her bag

Palette cleanser
Broccoli

Grab a butternut squash do a 720

She has headphones on, leave her alone. Respect the headphones, I hate when i'm listening to anything and people try to strike up a conversation with me.

Ask him what he's up to.

+1

I wanna smell her night farts and morning breath

>thinking that saying "hello" to someone is an invasion of privacy
tumblrina spotted

"Yo, Im happy for you, and imma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the greatest shopping lists OF ALL TIME!"

I'd wave. If she waved back I'd remember it for the rest of my life.

You know those videos where japanese guys jerk off onto unsuspecting people on the subway or park bench? Yeah, something like that. id probably nut in 3 seconds.

>walk up to her
>tap shoulder politely
>say "bitch, move"
>get carrots

Shit my pants and run just like the rest of you

Nothing. Everyone has to grocery shop. Apparently even her sometimes.

Buy what i wanted to buy

360 and walk away

Aw this!

Rape.

Stab her vagina with the cucumber she's currently staring at

Well fuck you then Tay