Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the AFL 2016 Premiership winners.
I have predicted this for quite some time now. We are about to witness a miracle at the 'G.
FINAL SCORES:
Hawthorn 11.16.82 def by Greater Western Sydney 12.13.85
This prediction has been sealed by The Real Reality Check on the current tripcode:
!hkhb/w9wcc
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Great thread everybody yuo did it
iggs will win premeirs hip from OUTTA NOWHERE boys
/crows/ Tbh lads
Sam Weideman to debut this weekend
pepper your angus for the GOAT forward duo
lads if your team doesn't make the grand final, who do you want to see?
id like to see hawks/geelong and have it wrap up the current era in a nice little package.
only if geelong won, hawthorn fans would be insufferable otherwise
Wouldn't mind seeing Adelaide v Geelong desu
>insufferable otherwise
>otherwise
at this point we are already dealing with two SEPARATE entire generations of fairweather bandwagoning flogs from both the 80s and modern eras
they are already insuffreable, but it doesn't matter because of how fucking absolutely fairweather they are.
it makes me sick
how do you go from making 7 grand finals in a row to being considered for a merger less than a decade later
we have a legion of babyboomer 80s SCUM hawkroaches and now we have a legion of millenial TRASH hawkroaches
execute all hawkroaches FUCK
ded "poomunity"
ded "sport"
ded "thread"
This is "literally" the reason I haven't been posting much lately. I've moved on to a better underground forum which discusses AFL and is surprisingly less politically correct than Sup Forums. Better opinions there too, although that's a given, and no it is NOT BigFooty.
I studied last semester in Melbourne and went to an AFL match, and though I didn't get shit from it it was a pretty fun atmosphere.
Also I fell madly in love with a girl from Adelaide that liked me back too. I want to go back to her.
desu I see the Giants as the only team not utterly choking against Hawthorn in the final.
enlighten us based RC
It carries a $200 membership which I doubt you could afford.
Didn't we chase you out of the cricket threads?
lmao never change
they don't have the experience, they'll fall over in front of 100k at the g
>IN; Nic Naitanui
Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch
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>no friends irl
>no friends on /afl/
why even live?
>In: Majak Daw
RAPE
A
P
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I'm still your friend mate.
try /r/afl
Nervous about supercoach this weekend desu
>forming friendships
last for /formingfriendships/
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
good morning /afl/
What's for lunch lads
who /dabloos/ here?
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late breakfast
scrambled eggs, mushrooms, bacon, spinach. maybe some hashbrown idk
underrated effort
Squash the AusWORMS
Mince pie and Malta India
iggs 2bh
What did he mean by this?
He believes he is part of a conservative revolution that is tearing down PC values. Unfortunately he only strengthened them by making a lame joke on a national broadsheet news publication.
>one nation is the 4th biggest in the senate
based
reminder
we are all going pies tonight, right?
Of course. Richmond had their lowest scoring match since the 1960s last week I think but someone correct me if I'm wrong.
who /top1/ here?
Friday night games need to go. Who the fuck wants to watch Collingwood v Richmond?
BEHOLD
>who wants to watch two of the biggest clubs in the league????
Dumb cunt
>worst cuckstralia
KEK
how much worse do they have to play????
sack this retard
>bitchmond
KEK
>cuckingwood
yes not because I like the pies but because I want to see Richmond burn
lowest score since 1961 haha
>being this retarded.
>mfw looking for a new job after I fucked up this coaching gig thing
>be at the cricket club last year
>one of the players brought down his kids and their bikes
>put a playing card exhaust on his spokes and tell him it will be awesome
>starts crying and tells his mum that I broke his bike
>starts crying at me and tells me to take it off
>I get embarrassed in front of everyone
little cunt
Lying cunt like usual
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He's 6'3 my friend
>Richmond's highest scoring game since last week
Leave it to the Pies to let this opportunity slip by.
Collingwood will lose tonight.
>2.5 posts per hour
And that's why you don't allow cancerous tripfags to make your threads.
execute all umproaches
>Being 6'3 means you are automatically built to 3XL proportions
kill yourself straffo
this kind of impotent fury is clearly the domain of a Jack Russell tier manlet.
>Richmond DOUBLED their performance from last week
kek
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yep, he's small
>Collingwood literally needing umpire assistance to kick 5 of their goals
>against RICHMOND
I've been bitten by a Camel
Wish I didn't put $650 on Collingwood.
What odds?
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
ayyyy, this cunt's just waiting for a mate
Not going to the carlton-saints game, so the sign will have to wait another week
LoL. What a pathetic excuse for a "powerhouse" club is Collingwood.
West Coast > Collingwood
Turning on your "2nd most successful club" so quickly PerthGook86? No wonder no-one trusts chinamen.
Just goes to show how superior West Coast are over the other 17 teams.
West Coast are shit lel
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>tyrone vickery
>tyrone
>white
someone explain this
I'm getting bored of your angle chinaman you really need something new. Come back with another map not related to finance or revenue or "premierships don't matter" and we might talk. Otherwise just go back to crying and stroking your half a string bean sized ""dick"".
can i screencap this epic banter for /r/Sup Forums?
>6 grand finals in 30 years
>Grand Final just last year
>Most profitable sporting team in Australia
>Richest sporting team in Australia
>65,000 members and counting (not peaking and not inflated by bandwagoners ala Hawthorn)
Your team is inferior
>not inflated by bandwagoners
>Grand Final just last year
>bubbas driver bet on Collingwood
>was happy they were winning
>tell him Richmond are now up by a goal
Think I ruined his day
richmond/pies
bulldogs/north
carlton/saints
three pivotal tips, who ya got?
pies/dogs/blues, dogs the hardest tip
Pies, dogs, saints. All can go either way but I think the roos have an edge but I hope they pull a reputation misconception like pies are doing right now. I bet everything on them to win.
>Navy advert goes
>abo
>asian
>woman
>asian
I want to stroke Mason Cox
Tigers, dogs, saints
pies
north
blues
was that greenwood who dropped it going back? soft as
TIIIIIIIIIGES
SUCK SHIT MCGUIRE
Fantastic goal desu
the best thing is collingshit will stick with buckley next year
but guiiiiize, he was a really good player and he's basically the face of our brand guiiiiiize
The absolute state of these tips