/heem/: jacare edition

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Previous thread: News:

>New MMA rules to be implemented beginning Jan. 1, 2017
mmafighting.com/2016/8/3/12370276/new-mma-rules-to-be-implemented-beginning-jan-1-2017

>Jimi Manuwa vs. Ovince Saint Preux, Stefan Struve vs. Ruslan Magomedov targeted for UFC 204
mmafighting.com/2016/8/3/12370404/jimi-manuwa-vs-ovince-saint-preux-stefan-struve-vs-ruslan-magomedov

>Brian Ortega vs. Hacran Dias set for UFC Fight Night 96
mmafighting.com/2016/8/3/12368474/brian-ortega-vs-hacran-dias-set-for-ufc-fight-night-96

>Report: Cris 'Cyborg' vs. Lina Lansberg targeted for UFC Fight Night 95, Barao to meet Nover
mmajunkie.com/2016/08/report-cris-cyborg-vs-lina-lansberg-targeted-for-ufc-fight-night-95-barao-to-meet-nover

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Schaub is God

is the janny autistic?

Will picks guy do it in this thread too

Why'd the other thread get deleted?

How do we save her?

We still love Miesha right?

Jacare fucking lost to romero. I fucking hate the controversy.

Khabib will kill Alvarez in time.

Woodley is ducking Wonderkek. And for good reason.

Can anybody beat Mighty Mouse?

Why the fuck dont heem threads get a pass on these 404s.

What the fuck does heem stand for?

>Khabib will kill Alvarez

I cannot wait until the Khabib meme dies. He has beaten no one.

youtube.com/watch?v=YhrJmeJz-nk
youtube.com/watch?v=YhrJmeJz-nk

who /thinks it's high time the custodian gets taught a lesson & a spanking/ here?

everyone lurking should make a new thread until that idiot stops deleting perfectly functioning threads.
there should be 15+ threads made every time

fucking reddit moderator-tier powertripping faggot

No
Yes
Yes
Cruz
Meh
Him

youtube.com/watch?v=i35rPFu8tMo

Favorite promos?

OH LOOK

ALL THOSE STEROIDS MADE JACARE BALD

WHAT A SURPRISE

You guys have any names I should be aware of regarding rasslin' in the olympics?
I'm a judo buff, will watch all the matches, but I'm completely oblivious to greco and freestyle

>being bald means you're on steroids
goof

Yair Rodríguez vs. Alex Caceres
Dennis Bermudez vs. Rony Jason
Thales Leites vs. Chris Camozzi
Santiago Ponzinibbio vs. Zak Cummings
Trevor Smith vs. Joe Gigliotti
Maryna Moroz vs. Danielle Taylor

Except rda on steroids. And he didnt just beat him.

Who can beat him then?

>cruz
Right. Aside from him.

Tim Kennedy is a god. If he wasn't still serving for the greatest nation on earth he would be MW champ right now

>Jacare fucking lost to romero. I fucking hate the controversy.
No controversy on my book, two roided up geeks, the best fighter won.
>Khabib will kill Alvarez in time.
Alvarez will kill the meme.
>Woodley is ducking Wonderkek. And for good reason.
Good reason indeed, because he know he'll get demolished by Wonderboy.
>Can anybody beat Mighty Mouse?
Dom Cruz.
>Why the fuck dont heem threads get a pass on these 404s.
Fuck knows.
>What the fuck does heem stand for?
Fuck off to Sup Forums.

Jordan Burroughs is the only American worth watching. Besides him, Iranians and Russians in general.

Rodriguez
Bermudez
Leites
Ponzinibbio
Smith
Moroz

Yair
Bermudez
Camozzi
Cummings
Gilgliotti
Moroz

YAIR 'SPIC-CITY' RODRIGUEZ
DENNIC 'LEMON JUICE' BERMUDEZ
THALES 'TAILS' LEITES
ZAK 'I KNOW HIS NAME' CUMMINGS
JOE 'GABAGOOL' GIGLIOTTI
MARYNA 'Caytilynne' MOROZ

Proof I'm real btw

Gabi Garcia superfight in Japan

>Leave Woodley to me

How long can Tyron(e) last in the Octagon against WONDERBOY before Thompson deletes his chin?

In what round do you predict the BLM activist will go down?

Or will he go to the extreme route and vacate the title so he doesn't lose it?

dae hate mma these days?

Schaub bless you my brother.

Kyle Snyder
Jordan Burroughs
Some girl
Uh a bunch of Russians and Iranians
Didn't Pico not make it in this year?

Yair
Bermudez
Camozzi
Cummings
Gigliotti
Moroz

Pls use pic related for the goofs

Unless he gets USADA'd, no one's beating Tyron until Dana is forced to give Maia the shot

Thanks user

Yair
Bermudez
Leites
Santiago
Trevor
Moroz

>Wonderboy
>Not dominating Woodley
I'm sorry, who's ducking who here? Woodley's a pussy and he knows ducking Thompson is a career saviour for him.

agree with this except I have cummings beating ponzinibbio

tyron is superb wrestler with good tdd and Maia has horrible stand up and gasses in the 2nd round of his fights. Woodley would murder Maia

Yair
Bermudez
Leites
Cummings
Smith
Moroz

Yair Rodríguez
Dennis Bermudez
Thales Leites
Santiago Ponzinibbio
Trevor Smith
Maryna Moroz

strawpoll.me/10910136

Wonderboy is the real number 1 p4p fighter

if you shrunk him to 125 pounds he would heem Mighty Manlet

Caceres
Bermudez
Leites
Cummings
Smith
Moroz

Cummins vs Ponzi is a simple fight to pick imo
Cummins is better wrestler and Ponzi is better on the feet
It depends on Ponzi's TDD, and it seems to be improved
He could get wrestlefucked if it fails him though

Most unsure about Camozzi-Leites

Top every thread up goys. 600 posts minimum. Be careful....

>Cummins
Cummings

>that new mac life interview

Nate humbled Conor hard damn

Hopefully goof OPs will take the hint and stop making threads early. Together we will make /heem/ great again.

chadmendes (Chad Mendes)
Just crushed a wed evening #orangetheory workout! Feeling good! #livingthedream #yeti #pump #redzoneallday @mtnmanjordan @mtnops @finzandfeatherzguides @toyotires @weatherbyinc
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Chadlet is so cute, like a little puppy

You can see the USADA taking over his body already.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q03kjlAS_CA
New Prospectus

Shoulda been at 135 anyway, trying to fight true 145ers is retarded
Now that TJ isn't champ nothing's stopping him (except the suspension lol)

Are people literally unironically picking CM Punk to win due to his ability or does everyone simply believe the fight will be a work?

anyone know where I can find the jon/dc house nigga cameras still rolling clip
can't find it anywhere on yt

...

Just mandrama fans I think, granted they picked a total amateur to fight him, but I think any random dude you could find in a jitz or kickboxing gym could have a good shot at beating him 2bh

Has Schaub responded to carwin's comments

Bruce Leeroy
Bermudez
Camozzi
Cummings
Smith
Moroz

lol, good shit conor

Maybe on the next podcast. Shane totally overreacted though, Carwin must be an insecure dude.

kek, nice one conor

get back to training goofball

Carwin vs Brendan feud match announced soon

carlos_condit (Carlos Condit)
Battle prep in the mountains was epic. The elevation was a bit rough, but that's the point much thanks to my dude @rickylundell
#UFC #MMA #NewMexico #Jemez #MuayThai #BJJ #conditioning #Elevation
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So what was all the shit about him retiring after the Lawler fight for? I don't want him to, he could easily have another crack at the belt but why say it only to just appear and fight Maia down the line?

bruce leeroy
bermudez
comozzi
ponzinibbio
smith
moroz

Wow I can't wait to hear Joe Rogan talk about how Condit trained in the mountains 18 million fucking times before the fight proves it to be a waste of time.

here come the decisions boys

everyones going to use the altitude excuse now

sea level whos

my boy

What did carwin say?

To campaign for the instant rematch you goof.
Condit also predicted woodley would heem lawler. So he knows just how good t wood is.

And do ppl unironically think woodley is ducking wondermeme?
Why even consider fighting a no name like Thompson, coming off a lackluster win who couldn't sell a fight to save his life when Nick "don't be scared homie" diaz is literally fresh off his suspension?

You think he has a better shot of beating diaz or GSP than wondermeme? Lol
This is about making a name for himself and making big $$$ like nick and GSP.
And the only way you do that is by fighting them and beating them. Not no name bums like wondermeme. Just look at this peckerwood white piece of shit.
Not to mention he wouldn't stop calling Tyron "tyrone" on the fs1 show.
Did no one correct him?

Still not good enough man, this one really needs work

People are just hating because he's black
T-Wood is winning 2016 rite now

Tyron is getting heemed, screencap this

Thanks for the (you)
For sure my man, never seen a cucking this hard PERIOD.
youtu.be/xKulKUMxYpg
Absolutely rekt.
Don't know who got heem'd more brutally that night: lawler or wondermeme.
But both were amazing, t wood earned instant boy status. Or is it my nigga status for darkies?

fromhellpichel (Vinc Pichel)
What always happens when I go out and eat #MealFor2 #TableOf1 #Gainz #NomNomNom #Daphnes
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Reminder to tune in to Tachi Palace Fights 23 tomorrow night where future UFC bantmaweight champ Richard Parra III will heem some goof

wonderman btfo

"no matter what" he is fighting woodley at 205 for the strap though according to him

Damn didn't realise ol' TPF was still around. They still do those neat Native American traditional dances before the show starts?

***TACHI PALACE FIGHTS 28

trips confirm

How long before wondermeme goes full South Carolina shooter?

By nick diaz sure.
He doesn't have the hands to hang with nick and the kind of pace nick pushes will destroy woodley's very weak gas tank. When woodley doesn't get the quick heem, he's gassed af by the end of round 2 every time he fights.

He's going to shoot up Woodleys face

cody_nolove (Cody Garbrandt)
Chasing Gold with @justinbuchholz_ next up @mizugakitufc @ufc#UFC202 #ProtectTheHouse
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you can't goof the roof

>instagram.com/p/BIrCeh9Al0F/c
Whoops, not sure how that /c snuck in there - link is instagram.com/p/BIrCeh9Al0F

>This manlet thinks cruz is scared of him

He'll be the Ryan Bader of the bantam weight

Dom would fucking murder Cody like he did to the rest of the """"Alpha"""" Male team.

Hell, I wish Garbrandt had the balls to go up to FW for one match so he could get a taste of Goober, but the no name is a lackluster.

Also,
>People (MOSTLY AUSTRALIANS, I WONDER WHY) supporting Woodley's ducking actions and thinking he has a chance against Thompson

Fucking hilarious, lads.

based short arms tattoo man

Heem comes from a video on worldstarhiphop.com where some dude gets jumped by like 20 niggers and then after he is lying on the ground barely hanging on to life, text comes across the screen that says "HEEM SLEEPY"

literally thought the exact same thing lol

Giving Woodley a fight against Nick instead of Wonderboy would be the ULTIMATE semen slurping move, if it happens.

That's not the origin, some meme pitcher in baseball used to say "got heem" in reference to strikeouts or something, heem as a replacement for him obviously, then people on Sup Forums started replacing him with heem, which translated to heem sleepy, which was eventually just shortened to heem

lol @ how big john throws him like he's a baby

>Somehow he'd be surprised if Dana pulled the semenest slurping move in history
He already gave Hendo to Bisbong.

Wouldn't surprise me if he gave that undeserving cocksucker Woodley Diaz. He only got the title shot because he shouted "Racism" anyway.

goodnight friends

actually both of you are wrong the real origin is from the mixed martial artist named Alistair Overeem. Overeem's last name is shortened to "reem" and often he would KO his opponent and the announcers would call it "getting reem'd". Well the announcers in Brazil pronounce "r" sounds as "h" so "reem" became "heem"

Goodnight~