What does Sup Forums think of Ben Shitpiro?

What does Sup Forums think of Ben Shitpiro?

>right-wing
>doesn't support Trump
>is a filthy Jew

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support him but hes a fgt though

>doesn't support Trump
this isn't a bad thing
you filthy faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=nIpluPuq68I

Fucking thread you cunts.

found the progressive fag

This kills the thread.

Hardcore conservative here. I don't know about that guy, but I'd rather cut off my own penis than vote for Trump OR Hillary.

there is literally nothing wrong with being a progressive

the current system is unsustainable

you are splitting the vote so you're helping Clinton win::)

good job

Why? Name one of Trump's policies you don't like.

'Progressive' isn't an insult, it's a compliment by any definition. Go back to using 'cuck' as your default insult.

Here come the self-hating, handout loving lefties.

actually there wouldn't be any handouts if faggots like you kept opposing living wages

user's just mad that Trump didn't keep his racism discreet like other Republicans.

That depends largely on what you want to progress towards. To me, the things that the people who call themselves "progressives" want are objectively bad (racial segregation, guilty until proven innocent, the end of freedom of speech, etc) so to me, "progressive" is an insult.

Trump wants to increase the minimum wage.

no he doesn't shithead
Trump wants "competitive" wages that could be below minimum

>so to me
nobody cares about your butthurt opinion based on lies, faggot

nobody

he was sucking trumps dick in the past until he finally realized what a fucking blubbering retard trump was and he repented

he's a smart man indeed

You seem pretty mad about it, friend. Sounds like you care a lot.

>based on lies

you wish, faget

>guilty until proven innocent
like how you faggots have determined Clinton's
"crimes?"

kek

Not mad at all

you're the one getting dogpiled for lying.

>faget
sure is summer in here

Actually the inquests into her are going to determine that. I dont know whether she's guilty of any crimes or not, but I know she's a two-faced duplicitous cunt who will say anything to get votes.

what exactly did I lie about?

Sorry but a bunch of neckbeards raging on Sup Forums aren't "inquests" into Clinton's alleged crimes.

It's over, faggot. She's cleared. Deal with it.

everything
for your sake you'd best be posting shit-tier b8

Love shapiro
Will vote for the filthy jew if he runs for president.

>>If you don't vote for X then you're helping Y

This meme needs to die.

You are supposed to vote for the person you think would do the best job and represent your views, not in spite of someone you see as the bigger evil.

Mein Drumpf has no policies. He has only campaign slogans. Policies contain actual details as to how the goals are to be accomplished.

thepoliticalinsider.com/breaking-does-this-justice-department-filing-prove-hillary-will-be-indicted/

or not, m8

You don't have such a person. There is no 3rd party in this country and as a conservative you are helping Clinton win. Stop being a huge faggot about this.

keep talking out your ass, friendo. You know everything I said was true. You're so triggered about it and the sad thing is that you're still Wrong On The Internet™

Shortpiro is fine he went off the reservation after being triggered by the alt right and now has to maintain a position he doesn't truly believe in to save his integrity

stop posting stupid shit faggot

it's over
no charges, no crimes

there are no more "investigation" unless Trump wins

>friendo

b8 confirmed

If voting really did anything, it would be illegal.

It matters very little whether Sociopath A or Sociopath B wins. Either way, the rank and file of MuriKKKa is cucked.

>™
faggot

lmao xD

ur so MAD!

Funny how that doesn't matter unless the Republicans get elected and fuck shit up as bad as Bush did

you should have to take a mandatory civics class before being allowed to participate in society

not even mad

you're mad your dominoes keep falling

Clinton is the next President
the people have decided this

I'm sure the nazis didn't think nazi was an insult... But look where we are now. I'm mean by definition nazi only means National socialist German workers party. Wait a second...

Its not a meme faggot.

Its fucking true.

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>Wait a second...

Did you finally just realize what a huge faggot you are?
It took THIS long?

>support Bernie because he actually was against all the establishment bullshit

>Bernie goes over to Clintons side after losing the primaries.

The guy played everyone like a fiddle

You suck Trump's cock like a fiddle

>Implying everyone with a different opinion is a Trump supporter

lul go fuck yourself homie.

Resulting to personal attacks when you can't debate me from my point... I see your leftists never change.

We are down to Trump

or Clinton

you're for one or the other

Stop being a faggot about this.

>debate me lib faggot
>debate me debate me debate me debate me

kek

>>There is no 3rd party in this country
Because of this retarded mindset

>>conservative
Not conservative

>>you are helping Clinton win.
I'm just voting for the person who represents my views (Johnson)

Also if there was a gun to my head and I had to choose between Clinton and Trump, I would pick an intelligent criminal over someone as undeniably stupid as Trump. He'll start WWIII on accident.

Stay mad you salty fucks

listen you twinkle toe cocksucker.

Bernie had the chance of breaking free by going independent. He didn't he chose to be a nobody again.

Fuck both Clinton and Trump. The only question you should be asking yourself is this. Who is the one doing the least damage in four years of presidency?

If Clinton is voted for , she stays for 2 terms.
Trump for one and then will be considered the worst president in the history of the United States period.

It's assuming that the Republicans/Democrats are somehow entitled to anyone vote, which just isn't the case.

Why would I vote for anyone that doesn't represent my views?

So the Bush Family Wehrmacht did some much-needed urban renewal in New Orleans and NYC. And the Obamanation made sure the country's health-care system will be safe for the insurance industry. Neither administration helped anyone but the 1%. Nothing new there.


For the powerful class will choose two courses of action, both of them safe for itself, and then give the democracy the gratification of taking one course or the other. The lord will take two things so much alike that he would not mind choosing from them blindfold – and then for a great jest he will allow the slaves to choose.
– G. K. Chesterton, "Voter and Two Voices", A Miscellany of Men (1912)

ISorry that reality= "retardation" to you

>Gary Johnson

is a nobody
he is not predicted to even make a dent in the election

>not a conservative

then you are helping Trump win by splitting the vote for Clinton

you really need to realize this and stop making really dumb posts justifiying how stupid you're being

this is not time to "teach the DNC a lesson"

I listen regularly to his podcast, even tough I'm more of an liberal atheist, so listening to the rants of an orthodox jew conservative that hates both Hillary and Trump is interesting

Tough shit. The difference is I'm not a faggot going "DURR CLINTON'S A CROOK DURR" I genuinely support the DNC Platform she and the Sanders campaign came up with.

You're helping Trump win. You need to face this.

...

After this election is over, Bernie Sanders will descend into nothingness.

I never went for the "Clinton is a crook, thus we shouldn't vote for her". Fuck her.

I won't vote. This is an election I can't win.

Clinton will win, but don't be misguided, she is a sociopathic cunt. She most likely will decide to start another war.

>You're helping Trump win. You need to face this.
Shillary and the corrupt DNC are helping Trump win. What we do with our votes doesn't mean shit to a tree.

“The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.”
—Joseph Stalin (before Diebold!)

faggots like you deserve to watch the white race getting bred out

hit a nerve?

Also, if you're not voting, you're helping Republicans win in your state, too.

>hurr durr durr shillary
>durr dws corrupt durr

faggot

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>>implying not being conservative means Clinton is entitled to my vote

I'm not splitting shit because she never had my vote and never will. I'm not trying to "teach the DNC a lesson" I just don't care for their nominee.

This Left vs Right absolutism is EVERYTHING that is wrong with American Politics.

>>is a nobody
>>he is not predicted to even make a dent in the election
>>"You should only fight for what you believe in if you have a chance of winning. If you don't you should just vote for who we tell you to."

>Grew up as a spoiled Jewish contrarian.
>Got kicked out of multiple schools for being an ass
>Parents paid for private school and private tuition

>Went to college as a spoiled Jewish contrarian
>Wealthy parents paid for it
>Studied politics
>couldn't get anywhere in politics because hes a spoiled contrarian.

>Went back to college as a spoiled Jewish contrarian
>Wealthy parents paid for it
>Studied Law
>Couldn't make it because hes a spoiled Jewish contrarian

>Went in to media
>tried at first to be legit
>failed because hes a spoiled Jewish contrarian
>became a spoiled Jewish contrarian flapping head in the media

I'm glad he found a job with out his parent help, and it was something he was born to do. Just start arguments with a contrary opinions, stated as fact, implying he knows the first thing about regular people.

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So this is how one corrects the record?

Are your comments really worth six million dollars?

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>supporting republican.v2 because muh republicans
go away

you're the one mad that girls who would have friendzoned you anyway are now experiencing nigger cock in droves

actually it was the political elite that decided it, not the people. She won because she had the backing of 4 billion corporate shill delegates

Yea, no. It is impossible for me to vote for anyone not understanding my needs.

i'm black dou

>still talking shit
>still believing Johnson isn't a total joke
>"fighting for" a nobody

You're helping Trump win. Stop being a faggot.

>implying he will stay when his kid is born

>durr hurr i iz such a clever troll
>i win lib
>i win i win i win

faggot

I swear they're related just look at their mugs

>remember we're one race

so you can't handle that your shitty "protest" vote is taking away votes Democrats need in your state too?

Faggots like you are going to be singled out and cockpunched if Trump wins, js

I don't care what you think you're doing.

You will be a statistic that helped Republicans, including Trump, in this Election.

if you are the black talking shit on multiculturalismyou are a confused individual.

The False Dilemma or False Dichotomy Fallacy reduces a complex problem to two radically over-simplified choices, usually one objectively good and one objectively bad. “You’re either with us or you’re against us” is probably the classic variant.

While the most common rhetorical effect of the false dilemma is to eliminate the middle ground, another variant posits vast, irreconcilable differences between two relatively similar positions or ideas. * * * I am a graduate student at University B and have cultivated a smug indifference to football in order to survive the Thanksgiving holiday.

Yet while the notion of these two schools as vast opposites (choosing to go to one or the other isn’t simply an educational choice in this state, it’s a statement about identity and loyalties) is rooted in some historical and geographical distinctions, we’re essentially talking about Granny Smith apples and Red Delicious apples.

This particular type of false dilemma allows loyalists of University A or B to focus on minor differences between two relatively similar groups, allowing one or the other to say, “Well, at least we’re better than THEM.”

writingishard.wordpress.com/2010/07/02/logical-fallacy-friday-the-false-dilemma/

not gonna vote republican.v2, stay mad

progressive is an insult if you actually think about what it means. a progressive is someone who pursues progress. and progress isn't an actual thing or objective, it's just what the so-called progressive thinks should happen regardless of any other concern. and since in the progressive's eyes anything they think or do is justified by "progress" they never have to examine their own premises or goals. it's a tautological method of being Eternally Righteous that people embrace because it requires no critical thinking.

so yes, progressive is an insult as it is essentially shorthand for delusional narcissist.

>>There is only black and white
>>Absolutism is a good thing
>>Conviction is for faggots

It's not a "fallacy" you wannabe debate team capatin

you are DEMONSTRABLY splitting the vote and supporting Trump or Clinton depending on whether you lean liberal or conservative.

Jesus fucking Christ you wasted a whole post on something you got smacked down in the first FUCKING SENTENCE on.

>v2
just shut up cringefag

i am. cultures are not equal, and we all deserve to prosper.

Progressive is never an insult. You are a buttmad faggot who got called on the carpet for saying "nigger: in public.

Your argument has been a fallacy ever since the time of Aristotle. But the beauty of fallacies is that, by repeating them long enough, loud enough, and often enough, CTR will get some people to believe them.

'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'
–G. K. Chesterton

>still greentexting
>approaching meltdown with faggot replies

you are supporting Trump or Clinton depending on your "3rd party."

Notice the quotes

>shill upset

Zionist

yeah well you support a system that wants to keep people of color like you down

you're kind of a dipshit

If you don't vote for Shillary, your mother will die in her sleep.

WHO FUCKING CARES IF TRUMP WINS?

Whether the donald or shillary wins is irrelevant because they're both the wrong choice, but you dont have any other options.