BGT Semi-Finals 1st Round Thread

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Amanda is hotter than Alisha.

Is based Dalek man or that polar bear on tonight lads?

>that was a semi final act
>talent

Blame it on DUDE I'M A MARRIED MAN WHO LOVES ACTING LIKE A FLAMING FAGGOT ON TV LMAO

>married

Even she realised he was a faggot and left him

He's a cuck lmao

Seriously?

Literally cucked by the Biebs

That was some good shit

That princess would get it lads 2bh

Would you a THICC?

>tfw dead thread

It'll be better when we get to BGMT aka Rare Mulhern Hour.

Them fucking teeth

>muh dad
>muh daddy

They need to ban singers and dancers, there's too many of them.

> dance group from Leicester
> no pakis

Racist desu

>tfw the only worthwhile act in this whole show

God this year is so shit act-wise. Davros better win.

That polar bear in second please

>polar bear act

Nonce/10

Stormtroopers for 2nd please.

Another shit dance group. Why do they keep putting them through to the semis?

Does Alesha Dixon have nudes?

Would love this to go wrong somehow and he gets an arrow in the eye

I had no clue what was going on in that act. Where was the risk?

Belongs on America's got talent

He hasn't pulled the last one because it's fake. None of them, would have hit him.

That was really underwhelming

When do they release the poison gas?

I've never seen this slop, but "Britain's Got Talent" is such an insecure name. It's like the subtitle is "No, Really. It Has. Please, please watch. Please."

>in 10 years there has never been a tit slip or accidental female nudity

Fuck this shit 2bh

The mamma's boy is on next. The little faggot needs his mommy with him LMAO.

I'd shag his mum though tbf

MILF

The incest is strong with this one.

>the climb

Who picked this song for a mother/son???

Once again, the UK proves to be the most cucked country of them all.

They both fuck

Feels good man

was that supposed to be trump?

>Simon says something right
>Everyone boos

Forever the heel.

REDDITOR IMPRESSIONIST BTFO!

BLESS GOD-EMPEROR COWELL!

>black people
>nation of chucks indeed

They really need to cull these acts. There should be a 12 person limit, with over half having to actually be british.

>golden buzzer act
>gets the most time of all the acts

What a fucking fix

Me on the right

Bad night when mother and son incest was the best act

I would do despicable things to Amanda Holden

How the fuck do I vote with the app?

>he downloaded the app

Good goy

The app is free to download.

Thanks Ant

No probs lad.

Do people actually watch Coronation Street?

It seems bad even when compared to American soap operas.

Hope they don't the really mean thing from last year where they say where they came in the votes.

Would pay good money to see Amanda and Alesha's clam desu

amanda can use my tongue for bog roll

grow a pair simon

Simon is a lazy cunt always needing the audience to do his job for him

Legit one of the best TV shows around. No sarcasm.

>sword swallower tomorrow

I think you mean MEAMhern

>the boy from stavros

>I think they're probably a murderer.

What did David Walliams mean by this?

>It's a Memehern brings his falcon to evade the cinema's no singles policy episode

I'm having a poo

>It's an Ant gets salty and REEEEEs episode

All he needs to do to get a gf is stand up and thrust

>It's a Mulhern is horribly racist towards Potatoniggers episode

Oedipus was the best act but they're really creepy.

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It's ironic that the most dangerous acts ended up being underwhelming.

Crossbow guy was in no danger at all.
Sword guy is going to be prerecorded.

Polar bear>Davros>Dinosaur