I need offensive as fuck jokes

I need offensive as fuck jokes.

my family's not racist, we got two niggers in our family tree. there just hanging.

Niggers aren't bad, everyone should own one

You have 10 dead babies in your house and the police is coming. What is the hardest thing to hide?

Your erection

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

definetly more than 12 because my basement's still dark

Jews are different than pizzas. Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? 9 months

Freedom

A nigger, a kike, and a spic all fall out of a hot air balloon. Which one hits the ground first?

Answer: Who cares?

>What has 3 legs, 4 arms, and 2 heads?
Runners in a 3 legged race.
>What has 7 legs, 3 arms, and 4 heads?
Finish line at the Boston Marathon

Fucking kids these days can be such a pain in the ass. That's why you make sure they aren't breathing first!

How does a Muslim woman get the flies off her food? She opens her legs

why did the chicken cross the road
to sodomize necrofuck its bleeding orificed counterpart

Dark humor is a lot like food...not everyone gets it

A guy called into work and says, “Hey, boss! What’s the difference between work and your daughter?” … “I’m not coming into work this morning!”

when are you allowed to spit in a muslim womans face?

when her beard is on fire

What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a wall?

Nailing a live baby to a puppy.

What's harder than nailing a live baby to a puppy?

My cock while I do it.

Not really a joke. More of a shock pick up line


Girl is your name Sandy Hook? Cuz i want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.

What did the deaf, blind and autistic kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Only one that made me chuckle. You have got to step your game up, senpai.

Whats the difference between a faggot and a fridge? My sausage doesnt get covered in shit in the fridge.

A white woman and a black man are dancing at a club, and after a while things start to get hot and heavy. After some heavy kissing and petting, the woman makes the suggestion that they return to her apartment for the night.

When the couple arrives at the woman’s apartment, they begin passionately kissing and undressing each other, preparing to have frenzied and unrepentant sex with each other.

However, the white woman, curious as she was, asked the black guy as he was taking off his pants, “before you take them off….is it true what they say about black guys?”

With a suave yet sinister look, he looked into her eyes and said “baby, of course.” He then proceeded to stab her and ran out with her purse

What's the worst part of being a paedophile?

Trying to fit in.