Wife comes home from work

>wife comes home from work
>'honey, i'm pregnant'
what do you do

>honey thats great!
>I'll be right back, just got to get my cigarettes.
>drive to secret family's house and never come back.

Find the man that did it to her, shake his hand and tell him she's his problem now.

>that's amazing!
>care for her and do whatever she needs
>pamper her and treat her as best as a husband can
>after 7 months we find out its not going to make it
>become depressed
>dependent on alcohol
>lose job because of my alcohol addiction
>start beating wife, blaming her for the loss of our child
>she starts becoming afraid of me, not returning home for sometimes days
>after a year of the spiraling depression and abuse, she hangs herself
>I lose the house
>live on streets, panhandling for change to buy myself that little pick me up
>die alone in an alleyway from alcohol poisoning

"That's odd, I don't have a wife"

How the fuck is she 3D all of a sudden?

>Is it mine?

>But how will you make money for us now?

"Oh, It's talking shit!"
*get out of my home*

>thats great honey, can't wait!
>it's black.

Black guy detected

i like that movie

Put all your unused skill points into Falcon Punch

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That's amazing, I mean, it's been two years since them doctors tore your womb out, so that's gotta count for like a miracle.

But I'm outta here, cba with more kids.

Laugh, I'm shooting blanks. Not mine you cheating whore.

book a flight out of the country and never look back

Uppercut to the stomach & slice her throat just to be sure, and check deez dubs cuzzo

abort wife with kitchen knife

BTW that's something I never tell my gfs. So if she does try trapping me with some cuckold bastard bullshit I'm out laughing.

Same thing i did last time. Fack surprised and be wanting to killmyself. Then watch her have a miscarrige and want do eat a bullet after burying my unborn child.

That or raise a bastard shit that wont mind cause you cant spank your kids anymore.

So pretty much just wake up and want to die all day while fighting the urge to put a bottle or gun to my head all day every day while facking like the class clown nice guy everyone loves... fucking bout done honestley.

Good call. Getting cut next month. I prolly do the same.

My parents never spanked/hit me and I'm fine. Graduated just fine, no run ins with the law, never even been pulled over by a cop.

discover I am 54 years old, dont have a wife and dont give a shit.
eventually go back to smoking pipe

Something similar happen to u user?

This

How the fuck? I got my ass beat all the time and that was the reason i didnt do stupid shit 90% of the time. Then again im 30 with sever depression, anxiety, bi-polar and no will to live... i dod fine for 10 years though so i dont reckon its anyon's fault but mine.

>smoking meth
>not doing shit with life
>no big deal
>I'm only 17
>plenty of time for accomplishments
>see face in mirror
>horror.jpg
>fumble through trash strewn meth-den in search of license
>EXPIRED!
>I AM 48
>Ah, where does the time go...
>get back to smoking
>not doing shit
>exhale and smile
>no big deal
>I'm only 17

Who are you and what the fuck are you doing in my house?

deep

Getting to the alcoholic stage as we speak

Wanna snort some crystal bro? We gotta live it up while we're young

what movie

Cyanide