If you were the president of america (two terms; 8 years) what would you do and why?

If you were the president of america (two terms; 8 years) what would you do and why?

Nice try, Donald...

THEY'RE BRINGING DRUGS, THEY'RE BRINGING CRIME, THEY'RE RAPISTS

Annex all the American continent
Ethnic cleansing of shitskins
Ban all religions

Do my best to get the legislation that my constituents want passed passed

As little as humanly possible. Anything I proposed would get cockblocked by Congress anyways. I'd probably use my position as president to have sex with college girls until I got impeached.

OP here. what would you do about gun control? immigration? military spending?

vending machines in the hallways and a 3 day work week.

Gun control is easy just have some background checks to make the libtards happy, idc about immigration Mexicans taking jobs is just capitalism learn to be competitive, but I would insensitive businesses to hire American employees, and I'd definitely decrease military spending shits insane, oh and I'd fix the broken fucking niggercare

More guns.

thirdy party or two party system -OP

We already have background checks, and they still bitch about it. Problem is most anti-gun people have no idea that the NICS system even exists.

Make America great again.

WALL

pretend 2b retarded like all presidents b4 me
2deep 4u

Deport all non-native Americans back to all the other continents they came from and build a giant casino on ground zero

nice

KEK'D SO HARD

I would make the armed forces their own self sustaining unit. They grow their own food, package all their M.R.Es, build every base with their hands.

That would allow more people to be able to learn viable skills for employment as well as serve their country.

I would place a flat tax of 15% on all goods. I would also enact a 10% tax on all imported goods. I would lower income taxes to 30% for high income earners that have more than 100 employees.

But, with the contingency that they pay their workers more. A 10% increase in labor cost is tax deffered.

I would do away with property tax, speeding tickets for cars not going 40 mph in excess of the speed limits, make classes mandatory.

I would ust the 400 billion saved from the Military to maintain roads and infrastructure.

Make US federal lottery tickets. With a cost of $10 a ticket for higher pots than the state lotteries.

I would also legalize marijuana and opium for medical uses. I would allow the use of recreational use as well, to be taxed at 10%.

I would make sure that medical malpractice insurance is more affordable for doctors, and allow the savings from litigation to be applied to improving the hospitals.

I would make it easier to get small business loans without collateral.

I would increase SSi benefits for the disabled and elderly. I would make a state healthcare system, not moddled after anything, just every system studied and from all the different systems in place pick and choose pieces of their ideas.

I would make tablets availiable in school and do away with textbooks, and to a large extent the interaction with the teachers.

I would make sure that any cop that is convicted of rape or an other such crime is completely removed from the lightest sentence, and make the highest mandatory.

among other things

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I would outsource management of all the government databases to Russia, because Putin is a good guy and he said he liked me.

Update the Constitution in all proper regards and consider it the unity part of "The United States" of the USA.

All pilot states would get recognition.

Properly induct mental health to a category system to what you can and are disallowed to do under most circumstances (prone to suicide? you cant own the top ten suicide items). An ID card that can be swiped at any terminal to identify you to go with it.

Simplify tax breaks.

Give the regulators less freedom and more scrutiny so that bullshit laws cannot be passed at the state level without ovewhelming appeal and trial.

I would do lots of stuff. I like guns and have defended myself and others from danger.

OP- hey somebody actually thought this out. try going into politics you have some pretty out of the box ideas

Repeal the 13th and 19th amendment, nuke north korea for fun, nuke mecca for freedom, and basically act like an unstable asshole to keep the other countries on edge.

Plus, I would be up to my armpits in beltway pussy. Like, nobodys really hot, but the type of girl whos REAL desperate and will do fucked up shit to be around people in power.

-how to get fucked in the ass by the UN

I'm sure the strongly worded letter will be quite devastating.

MERICA, FUCK YEA!

Annex Canada and Mexico. The next president would bring them into the union.

Good job

Let all syrian refugees in

>make tablets availiable in school and do away with textbooks
Pure sheit

>Recreational opium
Opium is highly addictive. Pretty bad idea.

>any cop ... removed from the lightest sentence, and make the highest mandatory
Why only cops? Why not draw the line to everyone in law and law enforcement?


The rest is alright.

They're a very effective force. Until the individual interests take precedence over decisive action. Which is always.

Till then, get them bitches out of the voting booths, them niggers back into the slave pens and some marshmallows on sticks to roast over the DANK (Dumb Ass North Korean) bodies.

And there won't be any noise coming from the muslim community because if even ONE of them steps out of line, their major raghead cities are next. Alphabetically. Until they finally get their fucking shit together.

I'll make Trump look like fucking Eisenhower by comparison.

*no recreational opium

The public officials is roman, which worked well for them. I think Judges and everyone should be held accountable.

I was just going off the top of my head, and sometimes I forget proper grammar.

Secure our borders.

Deport illegals, and "refugees."

Try an fix obamacare.

Get rid of any and all rediculous gun laws prohibiting "muhguns" bans.

Try real hard to keep america out of other countries bullshit, try get us back on the gold standard. Try get taxes lowered for the poor and middleclass while simultaneously slicing the fuck out of all these fake dissabled mooching welfare fucks.

Fix va and force anyone not serving to repect our military more.

Monthly holiday or something fuck if i know.

user FOR PRESIDENT 2016

as the president all 352 million citizens of the USA are your constituents and they don't seem to agree on everything.

>I would do away with property tax

You must really like snow covered gravel roads with enormous ruts in them.

I did not try to criticize your grammar. I just meant to say that:

Tablets are pure shit for the classroom as main device.
Recreational opium is bad.
And setting different rules for cops is ridiculous. Law should be executed and there is already something like Abuse of Power.