Itt: we make haikus, i'll start

itt: we make haikus, i'll start

mom's spaghetti
i'll keep it
in my pockets

That's not a fucking haiku

good haiku

Great fucking job OP,
You failed to write a haiku.
It's five, seven, five.

great haiku

Praise almighty Kek,
I offer my chromosomes
For the gift of dubs

almost trips faggit

open the door get
on the floor everybody
walk the dinosaur

Found unfaded love
letters inside an old shoe
box under the bed.

Holy fucking shit
I never thought of that one,
absolute madman.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

nigger nigger nig
Jigaboo negro nig nog
Coon nigger negroid

Here's an uncomfortable one if you like superheroes

The Amazing Hulk
The Fantastic Spiderman
Incredible Four

Bitch, you got hair there?
If there's grass on your field, well,
then fuck off grandma!

She swallows my load,
I lean in close and whisper:
"Happy birthday son"

My dad always said:
"If she's old enough to pee
then she's ripe for me."

If you have to pee
Sit down and give it a shake
And make yellow snake

the nigga gets tall
so he can play basketball
but niggas all fall

ha, fuck you asia fucks

Theme of Australia:

Aborigines
Are dirty and unpleasant
It had to be said.

I relax and dream
Vegemite smeared on hot sand
Screaming, I wake up

Paint me black call me
T- pain because oh I can't
Believe it feels good

Bump

How the fuck do you
Count the syllable's now
My fucking brain hurts

>in b4 "It is snowing on Mount Fuji."