Cuck here. What would you do to my wife?

Cuck here. What would you do to my wife?

Nothing

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that fat piece of shit needs to be put in a cage and thrown off a cliff

Plastic bag of ecstasy over head and fill her full of cum

this

Id go home so she could have sex with you

Put her on a low calorie diet and encourage strenuous exercise daily.

ask for laundry detergenat and leave

Roll her back into the ocean

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make her watch as id did some sick tricks on my b,mx

Pull that shit out of her face with some pliers.

No wonder you're a Cuck. I'd fuck Azhmat from Kazak before that whalebeast.

fuck her in the assdry make her cry and beg for help while u sitting there cucked

Flee, screaming

i will let her shit in my mout, then use the shit as lube and fuck her armpit

she ugly af, I'll pass

would watch all the game of thrones seasons while she was ion tthe other room listening.

Put her on a diet and exercise routine

I woyld make her create a new vaporwave songs

MAN THE FUCKING HARPOONS!!!

Kek

Tell her to get naked in the other room. leave call swat team that Isis is in my house!

Give her the emotions attention that she obviously needs for mutiliating her already fucked-up face.

make her wtahc every epsiode of spongebob as a form of torture to satisfy my sadistic tendencies

Put ghost pepper sauce on a dildo insert in her ass and laugh at that cum dumpster beast

Shoot her in the fucking face, oh my god if my gf looked like that I'd be a cuck too.

My standards are pretty far down there OP and I've done a lot of trolllllsssss in my time but your wife is beyond ugly to the point she nearly doesn't look human. She looks like a different species OP and it would be the best thing for humanity if her fat chest just collapsed and initiated a massive pulmonary embolism then she tripped into an active volcano so nobody in the world could be unfortunate enough to serve as her pallbearer.

Pull that shit out of her lips and put her on a low-carb, low-calorie diet mixed with daily exercise for at least 18 months.

Then I'd probably fuck her if she wasn't too old by then. Maybe not, though.

I'd fuck her as dry until she bleeds. Then gag that fat bitch out on my blood covered dick

I'd promptly dial Animal Control.

Thanks user, my sides are gone, and I'm crying!

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I fucking love this place

Punch her in her fat fucking pig face

id harvest her fat and use it as a new energy source to prevent the oil crisis

Go the whole hog and put a bull ring
thru her nose, lead her naked thru the
streets while she moo's

Tell her to divorce you and find a man that isn't mentally ill.

The scene from "Deliverence" was
made for this Slam-piggy