In this thread Sup Forums is a company

in this thread Sup Forums is a company

I would like a raise please

I say we buy New York City

I'm to assume our products include faggotry, cucks, furries, virgins, and edgy 11-15 year olds?

Get your TPS reports straight and we'll talk

Hey there, im Dick from the support department. i heard you are having problems with your desktop, have you tried rebooting your machine?

i need you all to stay overtime to hit your shitposting quotas.

Hey boss! Look at this funny picture i found!

i'd like to bring a new product to the table. can we please have a meeting about this?

go take a break, user. you've been staring at that picture for too long.

I've used all my sick days. Sorry

Sure boss
just please don't screw my wife again.

What do you want, beta unit 97?

i-i got a product...

no, just take five. go fap into the water cooler or something.

that's the kind of can do attitude i like to see! keep it up and i'm sure you can nail that promotion to senior shitposter in no time!

Alright. By the way i really like your trips this morning!

Hey boss, look at this new blueprint I found. I need a deadline, when can I get this finished?

Dibs on CEO faggots.

I'll give everyone who isn't black a raise.

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What the fuck do you want to sell nigger?

i like your ideas there kiddo, but you can easily top it off by adding some bleach. also i want you drink it yourself you fucking cuck