ITT post your age and how many times you've been laid. Virgins stay out

ITT post your age and how many times you've been laid. Virgins stay out.

You count ? You have a diary where you mark every time your daddy visits you at night ?

My dad come to your house tonight and beat you off if I tell him to faggot.

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4

HAHA! YOUR ORDERS DO NOT APPLY TO ME, FOOL! I! AM! A! VIRGIN!

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Lost count after a dozen different people... Couple hundred instances.

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Idk probably at least 40 times

Did I touch your sensitive spot ?

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4 times
2 I regret

I said virgins stay out, are you deaf? How did you get in here Faggot.

Why the regret?

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banged 4 girls
there is no definite number of how many times i've had sex, whatever the number is, it is not really enough

You mean total times I've had sex? What kind of loser keeps track of that?

I clicked on the thread like everyone else. Are you dumb ?

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0 (I performed cunnilingus once on my older sister though)

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2 girls
Too many to count as one was my gf

Leave before I kick you. I am op.

Please do

Well go ahead.

21 years old
I've been in bed with 13 people, 12 guys and one girl (my current girlfriend)

The times I've been laid is my last three digits

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That's a tough one. I would guess somewhere in the thousands.

you are lying on the Internet

Wow, it worked

I warned you.

...

Do you have internet super powers ?

25, hundreds and hundreds. fuck I don't even know, between randoms and long term relationships I've put in some work.

35 and...a fuck bunch?
I'm married. Three times per week for seven years give or take a hundreds fucks with her. More erratic before that with seven years of one-night stands nd fuckbuddies. Before that tho: complete unmarried christfag celibacy.
Atheist now.

18 fucked two different girls

Bad sex is a learning possibility. Better sex next time.
Unless the regret is because you raped and murdered someone in a fit of psychotic rage. Then you should probably just stop doing that. Maybe talk to someone.

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>got two blow jobs from one girl
>never fucking came once
>another girl let me put the tip in
Am I a virgin?

Lol (not queer op obviously)

I've never came from oral either. I think it's because I'm on SSRI's

I'm on klonopin and flexoril, maybe that could by why?

Um. Actual instances of sex? Hundreds. Thousands? Let's figure this out.
1.5 times daily * ~600+ days = ~900-1000 times in my first relationship.
3-4/wk * ~12 weeks = ~40-50 times during my second relationship.
~15 times with a lover.
1 one night stand.
~1.5 times/day * ~500 days = ~750 times with my current lover.

So, on the whole, I've had sex around two thousand times. I'm twenty-four.

Those could definitely be contributing factors. Are you taking recreationally or long term?

Im 12 and ive fucked 69 girls XDDDDDDD