Confess your sins Sup Forums

Confess your sins Sup Forums

Truth or dare should not be played while your going through puberty.

I shot a gorilla a couple of months ago.

I am a trap :)

I almost killed a kitten by towing it in the air and trying to catch it.

There's this pregnant chick on backpage I want to call but I can't unless my boyfriend dumps me. It's a difficult time & wish he would tell me what he wants with us

I'm jealous, I wish I could look like that

>your
And also: oh my fucking god, yes it should. That's the best time to play it.

Just finished fucking a crossdresser raw and finished inside. Shit covered dick but worth it

Forgive me father

*Throwing #fuckingfutocorrect #notmiketyson

I once had an extremely hot drunk girl over, dumped her in the guest bedroom and went to sleep.
>how many hail mary's?

I used to think anal was gross. Then I tried fingering my asshole and I rolled around on the floor and moaned like a bitch.

I've tried this before and got nothing out of it

I've contemplated suicide, but everytime I hail that knife all I can think of is my moms eyes

I spend more than 10x the amount of time I spend browsing Sup Forums browsing Sup Forums. I am now racist, somewhat depressed, physically healthier and have a broader perspective on the world and the importance of cultural identity.

whats the story behind it

Fapped to traps
Fucked my guy cousins when I was 8 and they were 5 (made them blow me amd sit on my lap naked)
Fingered my ass few times

I dont seed my torrents.

Wanna come over?

And thy shall burn for a thousand eternities.
So shall it be written, so shall it be done.

rub the part of your taint right in front of your asshole with the hand that isn't on your dick.

Fucking straight to hell for you trashbag fucko

Story?

This wisdom comes much to late for most of us

No I am straight. When I had done these I was horny and thought it would be fun.

I dildoed my ass in the shower today.

>hashtag
>Sup Forums

You should've stressed you were a guy, still epic shit bro.

>Forget to punctuate your first reply.
>Starting a sentence with 'And.'
hurr durr

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Fucking fags.
Slitting your throat? Jesus at least electrocute yourself, that'd be less painful than slowly bleeding to death.
I'm a devoted Sup Forumsack as well.
I haven't had a friend in 5 years, my only friends are in Sup Forums because the rest of the online world has betrayed me or exiled me.
>inb4 Achmed

I like cheese pizza, and yes, not the food type.

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>I spend more than 10x the amount of time I spend
wat

I hate niggers and jews.

Touch your ass next time your fapping. Either you will prove yourself right or you'll have a mind blowing orgasm and start sucking dick and liking it.

I cant do the triforce

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I fell in love with someone.

lol faggot

>mfw a Mongolian throat singing surf board will make me become fag

ikr my only love should be porn and Sup Forums

I don't think I've ever killed anyone, but that's the only one of the ten commandments I haven't broken. Also hot-dogged a 4 y.o.

Alt + 255, alt + 255, alt + 30, enter, alt + 30, alt + 255, alt + 30
Gives you:
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I work at Arby's

NEWFAG

Why do you need to confess such a fact?

Im a Lolicon

>just moved out on my own, alone
>purchased a $1000 sectional couch
>My mother came over one day with a cat saying she didn't want me getting lonely
>whatever
>she spent $160 getting it fixed and declared
>I woke up the next day to find piss stains all over my new couch
>line cardboard box with trash bag
>place cat in box
>slit throat with hunting knife (I'm a hunter)
>throw box in the dumpster
>send my mom $160 directly to her account