Tonight we Purge!

Tonight we Purge!

ITT: What crimes you'd commit.

There's a whole lot of Metallica that would be torrented. Fuck you Lars!

Probably just do a bunch of insider trading.

Steal

Steal

Burn

Bye

stealing random expensive shit and selling 'em later

FUCK THIS SHIT

ARMY REPORT HERE

kys faggot

Crimes would actually easier after purge because they would be too busy cleaning up last nights mess

Robbery

Rape. Time to overpower and dominate some bitches.

rip tags off unpurchased matresses

Jaywalking

Not everybody wants sloppy seconds

Also if it I just wanted to survive the night like how it was in the movie I'd just get myself arrested and thrown in jail for a couple of days the night of the purge

Flaw being that while you'd get away with the actual stealing of the items, they could get you on handling stolen goods the next day.

I'd get together with my friends, raid the white house and rape the president's wife

rob a petrol station for all their petrol, then burn everything down.

They would be out of country if the purge existed

Then I'd just raid the white house and take a dump in the oval office

You have black friday type mobs near every shopping center. So if want a kill count you just wait at a walmart with grenades and assault rifles

Littering

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>illegally download a movie

btw what has switzerland to do with it...i mean...its called red cross for a reason, no?

I would steal my neighbors Mail, and then put them all back in different Mailboxes, so they have to deliver the mail to their neighbors.

DIABOLICAL!

I'd download a car.

Kill LGBT and blacks

i agree with this one, and to add on rape feminist

I stock pile weapons, and some manpower, and head to some community with modern stores, but not a large populations (Probably one that's liberal)

I would break into all the Rite Aid, and Pharmacies and stock up for the next few years.

I would also hit up all their Frys and Tech stores with a U-Haul truck.

Once both of those spots are hit, I would drive my U-Haul off to some secluded spot - and wait out the Purge, and with all the Money taken from the registers pay off my hired mercenaries.

Probably organize a safe room in my house where I would invite close friend of mine, and would lure 1 or 2 female friend outside of the room before knocking them down. Closing the room, gaz them to death and finish the night by torturing and raping those girls knowing I would simply end their misery in the morning.

Knock out nyc power lines and see for yourself.

You sound like a good friend to have.

I have a couple very illegal experiments I would perform.

thanks :)

Skipping in the streets wearing an exosqueleton

You are tickling my curiosity, what are they?

>burn my fucking bosses house down and maybe fuck his wife
>have sex some other way than missionary for the sole purpose of procreation
>score a pump/cockring/Viagra type combo and fuck the lining out of wife's sister
>smoke within 150 feet of a doorway in town

Pretty much my dream Purge

revive harambe.

>smoke within 150 feet of a doorway in town
Kek

Its you wouln't steal a car. Every intro to 90's film

and yes I would.

Loiter everywhere.

Why do I also want to fuck my GF's sister?? I wasn't even attracted to her until I started dating my GF and now I always think about fucking her.

>waiting for purge to rape