Dubs tells me what to say next
Dubs tells me what to say next
No thanks :^)
No thanks, im good :)
I wanna try anal with you in the shower no lube
I'm good, thanks ',:^)
dope
Okay, but me first.
And then as I orgasm, I yell "Long live Harambe" and our moans harmonize to form the silverback gorilla's seldom-heard mating call
Send tit pics, bitch. I wanna see how much you look like my sister.
No no no that's all wrong. Lets go have an orgy with your family
I'm Asexual :^)
No.
No thanks I'm good
Send ass pics pretty please?
I lov fart porn
Nah
Can i bring my dad as well?
Try losing a couple of pounds first, then I might reconsider.
roll
I'm good, no thanks
Winrar
WINRAR BOIIIIIIIII
Weener
You know I'm gay...
kek
7zip
Kek
Winrar
we can arrange that baby boy ;)
OP deliver
Holy fucking kek.
I want to piss all over your face while you kneel in front of me
Bump
Only if your sister can watch ;)
record yourself farting
You know what fuck off I dont want this
dont be a fag, OP
Shit... Babe I'm so sorry. I just found out that I'm HIV positive, you should really go get tested
Who is this?
this is patrick
You asked for it bitch, now deliver on dubs
only if you wear a Thomas the tank engine mask
I have a scar fetish, I hope that this doesn't creep you out but it would be so hot if you shit on my chest while I jerk off
Sorry hun he's busy (:
OP better deliver or the mighty Kek Himself will strike him down with terrible fury.
...
retard detected
Pic
dicks out for Harambe
I have a scat fetish, it would be so fuckin hot if you could shit on my chest while I jerk off
I realised I fucked up right after I sent that
...
Nearly quads :'(
OP better show up
Op won't deliver like the bitch he is.
reroll
This is Sup Forums, what the fuck did you think would happen?
thanks op
"Yes :("
shes got the bantz
Reroll
I will kill your fucking cat
I can't keep lying to you, I'm sorry but this doesn't feel right to me. I tried to convince myself otherwise but i can't keep this secret anymore, I'm gay. It feels so good to finally admit that.
I'm sorry
What about your dad?
that's my real dad, i meant my stepfather
oh shit op btfo
Rekt
Nonono he did the same to me that's why he's in jail
Rolling
ROLL
dont speak about my dad u dirty whore
Can we bring our sisters in then?
oh yea, so when can we get together?
We can have a conjugal visit together.
Rerolling
Rerollin for this
WINRAR
This one , roll!
Reroll
Winrar
winrar
Can I pee in your butt until you are overflowing with my Glorious Golden Shower?
This OP
BOOYAKASHA
roll
let;s poop back and forth
I want you to take a shit and I don't want you to wipe so that I can pull out and you can eat your shit off of my dick while you suck it
Oh burn!!
with the semi colon
Did you just say booyakasha
I want you to skip wiping the next time you take a shit so I can eat it when I rim you, let me be your toilet paper baby ;)
Can you wear a strap on and take my anal virginity?
Hurry up op you price of shit
This thread just went full wincest.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
Could people fucking stop someone got dubs already
WINWAR?
No someone got dubs before that
To be honest you're not my type. I'm not really into you in that kind of way, I think we should just be friends
what the fuck did you just say? this is so fucking over i hate you, you fat cunt. and oh, i cheated on you with ashley as well.