Dubs tells me what to say next

Dubs tells me what to say next

No thanks :^)

No thanks, im good :)

I wanna try anal with you in the shower no lube

I'm good, thanks ',:^)

dope

Okay, but me first.

And then as I orgasm, I yell "Long live Harambe" and our moans harmonize to form the silverback gorilla's seldom-heard mating call

Send tit pics, bitch. I wanna see how much you look like my sister.

No no no that's all wrong. Lets go have an orgy with your family

I'm Asexual :^)

No.

No thanks I'm good

Send ass pics pretty please?

I lov fart porn

Nah

Can i bring my dad as well?

Try losing a couple of pounds first, then I might reconsider.

roll

I'm good, no thanks

Winrar

WINRAR BOIIIIIIIII

Weener

You know I'm gay...

kek

7zip

Kek

Winrar

we can arrange that baby boy ;)

OP deliver

Holy fucking kek.

I want to piss all over your face while you kneel in front of me

Bump

Only if your sister can watch ;)

record yourself farting

You know what fuck off I dont want this

dont be a fag, OP

Shit... Babe I'm so sorry. I just found out that I'm HIV positive, you should really go get tested

Who is this?

this is patrick

You asked for it bitch, now deliver on dubs

only if you wear a Thomas the tank engine mask

I have a scar fetish, I hope that this doesn't creep you out but it would be so hot if you shit on my chest while I jerk off

Sorry hun he's busy (:

OP better deliver or the mighty Kek Himself will strike him down with terrible fury.

...

retard detected

Pic

dicks out for Harambe

I have a scat fetish, it would be so fuckin hot if you could shit on my chest while I jerk off

I realised I fucked up right after I sent that

...

Nearly quads :'(

OP better show up

Op won't deliver like the bitch he is.

reroll

This is Sup Forums, what the fuck did you think would happen?

thanks op

"Yes :("

shes got the bantz

Reroll

I will kill your fucking cat

I can't keep lying to you, I'm sorry but this doesn't feel right to me. I tried to convince myself otherwise but i can't keep this secret anymore, I'm gay. It feels so good to finally admit that.

I'm sorry

What about your dad?

that's my real dad, i meant my stepfather

oh shit op btfo

Rekt

Nonono he did the same to me that's why he's in jail

Rolling

ROLL

dont speak about my dad u dirty whore

Can we bring our sisters in then?

oh yea, so when can we get together?

We can have a conjugal visit together.

Rerolling

Rerollin for this

WINRAR

This one , roll!

Reroll

Winrar

winrar

Can I pee in your butt until you are overflowing with my Glorious Golden Shower?

This OP

BOOYAKASHA

roll

let;s poop back and forth

I want you to take a shit and I don't want you to wipe so that I can pull out and you can eat your shit off of my dick while you suck it

Oh burn!!

with the semi colon

Did you just say booyakasha

I want you to skip wiping the next time you take a shit so I can eat it when I rim you, let me be your toilet paper baby ;)

Can you wear a strap on and take my anal virginity?

Hurry up op you price of shit

This thread just went full wincest.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

Could people fucking stop someone got dubs already

WINWAR?

No someone got dubs before that

To be honest you're not my type. I'm not really into you in that kind of way, I think we should just be friends

what the fuck did you just say? this is so fucking over i hate you, you fat cunt. and oh, i cheated on you with ashley as well.