Welcome to Sup Forums party! The bar is stocked and there's some bud light in the fridge. What'll it be user?

Welcome to Sup Forums party! The bar is stocked and there's some bud light in the fridge. What'll it be user?

>what's the wifi password?

My feet hurt

you guys got any drugs?

Bud Light? I'll just piss in my mouth tonight, thanks.

White russian of course. Are there any women here btw?

Why do you have piss in the fridge that's unsanitary

just give me a double screwdriver

there's no wifi.

however me brother is hosting a LAN party in the basement. Maybe you'd be more comfortable there. His new meds came in the mail today - take those down with you.

Water

do you guys have lean

fuck this nigger

do you guys have any cocaine??

Sorry to hear about your fridge.

>double screwdriver

i don't have orange juice, but i can put a few orange gummy bears in vokda for you. if you close your eyes i bet you can't tell the difference

nah if they came in the mail nobody wants them

Scheduled drugs can't be sent via mail

anything works just make me stop feeling

>White russian of course.

yeah you seem like the white russian type. i don't have any milk, but i can mix some carnation instant breakfast with water. should taste just the same.

you party hard

jesus OP what kind of fucking poorfag are you?

i know that feel Sup Forumsro... cheers?

four horsemen with a bud light chaser it is

yeh let's get smashed

FMA brotherhood or just FMA? haha ill start actually drinking i guess, nothing better to do at 5 pm on a tuesday

any info on the op qt???

Nooo, I'm very specific about my particular mixture and the exact amount of ice that goes in. Don't fuck with my recipe.

Ok, I'll take a Vesper Martini, shaken not stirred.

i won't front, my life got swallowed by one piece and i haven't watched anything else since, before that it was all just older aesthetic shit

>mfw looking at her clothes
>everyone dressed like that
i knew leaving the house is a bad idea

oh man... i do not have the patience to watch all 500+ episodes of stretchy McStretch pants and his journey to find the one piece

a WINRAR

My mom gets schedule IV Tramadol from the VA in the mail.

Double whiskey?

Also
>the bar is stocked.

I'll take a double laphroaig neat.

it has a stupid charm to it that keeps me coming back, but i definitely couldn't marathon more than twenty episodes or so

what are you watching atm?

>"On the rocks?"
>"Just gimme the whole bottle"
>"I'll tell you what, you bend over and I'll shove it straight up your ass!"
>"...on the rock is fine"

sure thing.

>pours you a double bourbon

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First katana fight of the evening has just begun.