Spot the Sup Forums poster

spot the Sup Forums poster

>implying a real Sup Forums poster is allowed within 500 feet of children

The one who drew the fish porn in the back.

why would they even include that retard kid and his grey blob of shit?

Because the retarded parents would be pissed off?

Because everyone is a winner and special

>Conform or we exclude you

yeah that's a nice message to spread to kids

If you read the bottom row paintings from right to left it looks like the snowman spontaneously combusts only to transform into the most beautiful one of them all

i bet that shit on the side of the girls is the splergs doing.

2 kids and 1 girl are ridiculously above the average. could this be a normal thing, or did they cheat?

>fuck up all you want and we'll make sure you never feel bad
I bet you didnt have a father.

I like the top row one, second to the right. That's art right there.

bottom left picture is objectively the best

But nobody drew Bane or CIA

Did one draw a cowboy?

YOU CALLIN' ME A GAY FISH?

but why does the kid look so dissapointed?

Yeah I'm questioning if he did it, he has no self confidence in his face, which can be an argument both for him not being talented enough to do it, and him being a pussy artist type that could pull it off

>>fuck up
it's a fuckin' painting, dude

Bottom left.
The guy next to him is just a memer

giggling like a motherfucker

god bless, anons

>me in the yellow shirt

Because he's basically pic related, everyone is looking at the shitshow next to him and not his masterpiece

Wagecuck detected. That kid is an abstract expressionist, he doesn't deserve to be amongst the plebeians.

Looks too fat, center one is more faithful to movie Olaf

what a pleb.

top-row-second-to-the-left team

Two of them noticeably included the shine one his carrot nose.

It's likely that they painstakingly copied on official picture.

you call that hair? looks like horns

Did the kid in yellow draw Woody with his back turned?

Wait a minute. I assume everyone would say that smeared canvas is Sup Forums but why is no one talking about the kid with the brown shit dragon in the top row. Its not even snowman related.

Which is the incorrect way to teach kids to be creative. They're making future industry puppets, ready to make capeshit. The kid who made the nonsense grey blob's probably gonna turn out like some Andy Warhol David Lynch motherfucker

More importantly, what the fuck is going on with second to the right, top row?

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This picture always makes me kek because this guy's so weak he lets other people's shit art make him give up

all of the above with gray-paint-kid being that autistic guy who spams little girls because he thinks its some sort of protest.

he is holding his picture upside-down

I see what you did but for what purpose?

He's simply taking inspiration from Picasso

Not seeing it, explain.

its called impressionism, a pleb like you wouldn't understand

The kino auteur who created the pollockesque piece

>school encourages drawing an official tm snowman instead of a snowman in general.
gj blob kid

Looks like the opening CIA shot behind the girl on the top left.

He's right though

Many people on Sup Forums are right but we're all still losers

I think it's more like a convenient excuse for him to give up. He couldn't even finish his dragon and he thinks people should line up to suck his dick for it, anyway.

He knows he's a failure but this lets him acknowledge it without blaming himself.

Kid in the bottom left is a natural.

this. they are creating mindless uncreative drones ready for wagecucking. while blob kid had all the fun.

Deep

>5 years old
>that hairline
JUST

his is the most interesting and probably the purest expression
the others are being molded into sheep

Note that all the boys paintings are either well-done or attempt to push the envelope of what is artistically possible (through Pollock-esque experimentation or other styles inspired by the greats).

The girls paintings, however, are all unoriginal and shit. Really goes to show the natural capabilities of women compared to men.

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Goddamit

this.

Deep in dat poosay, you mean.

Perfect reaction

>teacher asks you to paint Reddit: The Snowman
>paint Woody instead

The autistic kid who spilled black paint on the canvas ?

Upset that you're too poor for an iphone, faggot?

Go clean the cheeto dust off your thinkpad

the self aware snow golem consumed the painting. its very meta.

bravo

when will this end? we need to start a pool