We can do it backwards while you watch foot fetish anime porn

>We can do it backwards while you watch foot fetish anime porn

What did she mean by this?

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there's literally no worse feeling than your chick grinding on you when you're tired of her sexually

who

what show

gib link so i can see it

y-yeah haha
I know how that feels :)

She's a keeper

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youre the worst

give me a video link so i can see this scene

My ex used to do this thing where she'd hunch over me bowl-legged and start gyrating her thighs. She'd always laugh (as in lol i'm so quirky xD) but she was unaware of how gross and offputting it was.

tweekers have been doing it backwards for decades so they can can both peek out through the blinds

S01e07 about 10 minutes into the episode

what show

>tfw tired of every chick I hook up with
>tfw don't give enough of a fuck to get new ones
>tfw fake orgasms and spit on their backs sometimes because I'm too lazy to keep fucking
>tfw too bored to fuck

I'm in my twenties and unmarried what the fuck?

>tfw dated fat girl because I didn't wnt to be alone
>she always wanted to kiss and it disgusted me every time
>could only manage sex because she was a submissive masochist so every time we had sex it was a disguised hate fuck

Season 3 fucking when

YOU'RE THE FUCKING WORST YOU STUPID FAGGOT

Try shemales.

>Man fakes orgasms
The fuck am I reading?

She's fat and British

So check the BBC channel

>He's never had a ghost nut after a long day or too many beers

You haven't fucked enough breh.

why

what

Sometimes it's enough already and you just want to get to bed.

...I know

This is some sort or of Laurel and Hardy routine, right?

Real talk the first girl I had sex with was pretty fat. I wasn't attracted to her but I didn't think I could do any better so I kept having sex with her. I felt this weird self loathing while I would have sex with her like "wtf is wrong with me, am I even enjoying this?" but sure enough I kept inviting her over for more sex the next night too. I tried to go down on her but her pussy tasted awful, turns out she had a yeast infection at the time. I've never told anyone that but I'm anonymous so who cares.

Did Tessa Ferrer protest at all about having her feet made to look like that on camera?

Stephen Falk: No no no. But I do know there's always a lot of conversations when you're around actresses and feet, that when you Google their name, any actress who is beautiful, the third or fifth site is usually "Tessa Ferrer feet,” or “Collette Wolfe feet” or “Aya Cash feet.” I don’t know how the foot fetishes rate so high on Google. I don’t know if they pay them but yeah it’s a big thing, so I think that was an eye opener for her and a little scary. But no, she didn’t care about it. And also someone wrote to our makeup head, “Why’d you do that to her feet?” and, “It’s okay because Tessa has beautiful feet.” Like this person already knew that, which is really kind of scary.

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No, no, no, Who's on first.

Death grip syndrome is a helluva thing.

>tfw abnormies will never know the suffering we have to go through

They think it's all sunshine and rainbows. It's really all misery and faked orgasms.

>Proudly proclaims whiskey dick is a good thing.
>Thinks his low fortitude is a sign of him being on the right side of things.
Thanks for the laughs.
But HOW? How do you fake nutting? Jokes aside I understand there are times you dry nut but FAKING?

>liking feet is weird
literally the most common fetish in the world

>But HOW? How do you fake nutting?
Just pant and grunt and act like you did. She'll assume you didn't squirt much.

>Proudly proclaims

Never happened.

>But HOW? How do you fake nutting?

Literally in the first post about it.

Degeneracy has gone too far

>I don’t know how the foot fetishes rate so high on Google. I don’t know if they pay them

Because Google censors more obviously NSFW searches like '(actress name) naked' or '(actress name) pussy'. If they could see half the uncensored shit people search for with their names attached, feet wouldn't seem like a big deal.

>the only context we can be included in media is if we're going to be the butt of some dumb normiecuck's joke

It's not fair and it's so dehumanizing. Footfriends literally dindu nuffin wrong and yet all these assholes are using their power in the media to mock us.

It is weird. It's a fetish because its weird. Normal people are attracted to faces, breasts and asses. You're attracted to hooves.

Be normal then you fucking loser.

How do you survive on Sup Forums in general if you think a foot fetish is too degenerate? Genuinely curious about this. Almost everything here must offend your delicate sensibilities.

>It's not fair and it's so dehumanizing.
You're barely human as it is. If more of you were mocked and outed maybe some of you would finally seek professional help.

>be vanilla, like absolutely nothing out of the ordinary, go missionary every time because every fetish and sexual variation is just too weird

You must be boring as fuck in the bedroom.

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Yeah, just be yourself instead of some loser.

I've fucked your mother in so many different positions that she has bone spurs in her joints, faggot.

>go missionary every time
No, you can be sexually inventive and even adventurous without succumbing to your sick fixation on feet.

Are you me a few months ago

>I've fucked your mother in so many different positions that she has bone spurs in her joints, faggot.

Fucking kek, cry more virgin.

Footfags should really just kill themselves. Worst fetish on earth.

>being anti-feetposter on Sup Forums
You came to the wrong board, motherfuckers.

OK but out of interest, what qualifies as sexually inventive and adventurous if liking a particular part of a woman's body is too weird? I'd like an example or two.

Stay mad, cucklord.

Yes! Not the pronoun, but rather a player with the unlikely name of "Who" is on first!

This is the problem with Asian girls. Im tall and I lift and I look young so those fobby Asian girls I date are absolutely sex crazy for this white god when I date them.

Honestly sex is great while drunk like twice a week but they want at it multiple times every day and I have to think of it like a chore

Any girl you are ever with will cheat on you with a footfriend. I am sorry, my brother

>mfw I've rubbed more feet in the past month than you will in your entire life before fucking the girl and I didn't sexualize their feet at all because I'm not a disgusting degenerate

How does it feel to know that this normie is here, has lived your dream, and got nothing out of it while you're probably going to kill yourself within the next year?

Fisting. Pissing on their face. Normal vanilla fetishes.

source?

It's nice that you're sticking up for your anonymous friend on Sup Forums.

>Footfriend

Anyone who unironically uses that term will never EVER have sex. Why can't you creeps just be yourself?

The fuck?

Was she gollum?

>Take Sup Forums's advice and "just be myself" at the bar on Friday
>End up having sex with a solid 7

Best advice ever.

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shut up, you bottomfeeding scum.

It's OK, you can discuss your repressed sexuality later at church group.

>spit in their back
My sides

degenerate