72 - for 1 - Pakistan are trailing by 225 runs.
/cric/ ENGLAND vs PAKISTAN
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kek
KEK
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>casuals betting on cricket
First for
SQUASH all AusWORMS
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based fucking straffo
>i literally will just go and sit on the bus for hours just in the hope that a girl will sit next to me and smile at me or strike up a conversation
why not just make a tinder? higher chance of success than that
I know a greasy, disgusting weeb who had sex through tinder
what if people you know use it?
Dr Oetker's or McCain's?
literally everyone in Australia has a tinder account, no one cares Tbh
I know my sister uses it and this thought genuinely terrifies me. Is there a way to make it so she wont pop-up for me? Like if I list her as family on Normanbook will it make it so we cant match?
Nope. Does it really matter that much though? At the absolute worst she'll make a joke when she finds you, if she finds you
>I know my sister uses it
i'm pretty sure mine does as well
yeah true, its a nonissue
Lads I'm literally having dreams about an american girl
this pitch is flat
england better hope pak bat like proper pakis or they gonna lose
I'm coming to dusseldorf just to use tinder and find your sister DeuGOD
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>One-Nation won 4(FOUR) seats in the Senate
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BRAVO, Malcolm
>(really need a Prepbull JUST, done have one)
i'm the other one
>One Nation unironically hold the balance of power in the senate
Fucking Queensland.
>New One Nation senator-elect Malcolm Roberts has argued the United Nations is trying to impose global government through climate change policy.
abc.net.au
we /america/ now
Dammit
literally the only reason why I don't have tinder is because four recent photos of me do not exist
do you have a phone?
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Joe's really pulled through this game lads
crap ball
didnt deserve a wicket
not him but I have the same problem. I have a friend who I can ask to take the photos tho. Whats a good context to take them in to atleast try and make it marginally candid?
Think I might have IBS lads
Yeah, but I don't want to use selfies like a mong
just go outside and take a fucking selfie like everyone else
selfies are shit
staring whimsically into the middleground on the beach in black and white
>ibs
i've got crohns m8, what kind of symptoms you experiencing?
pak are such a shit batting team
so slow
>some literally who scores 150 n.o. And gets a fiver to make the innings a draw against India
What the fuck?
just ask the normies, their head is full of this shit
i agree, but so what? you're not trying to take a good photo, you want to get laid
kek
a new golden WI generation is on its way
this, I thought it involved linking my facebook account which I don't really wanna do because I only maintain it for long distance communication and the few photos on it are from middle school and high school
They average 3.1 an over for the first 100 overs in tests
my bowel is irritable Tbh. Every time I go for a run I have to stop every 10 minutes or so because my bowel is agonisingly painful. I also regularly get constipated and then can't help but shit my guts out a week later
that you, Pakime?
>he doesn't know GOATon chase
does anyone here do sprint interval training?
how many sets/reps do you do and what distance? 100m?
like a sharp shooting pain in the abdomen? sounds like me desu. also have you found issues keeping food down? like if i overeat even marginally i have to vomit
Glad I never had to use Tinder and probably never will, seems like such a hassle, finding that one WORM in a pile of other worms and eels and leeches and shit, absolutely ekelhaft.
yeah pretty much. I don't have problems with food though
This will be Younis' last series ttytt
might be worth getting it checked out m8, steroids really help with the inflammation and pain and make life much easier
>next three days off
>test cricket on for the whole time
could just be bowel cancer mate
Yeah, I've made an appointment for next week Tbh
Already stuck my finger up my bum and didn't feel anything funny
Have you ever encountered a shark?
Only a smallishone
yeah m8, had one show up when I was at the beach
everyone just got out of the water and that was the end of it
Smallish one*
They're unironically going to keep him on because of how shit the rest of the Pakistanis are at batting
Confronted one outside Sydney harbour and showed up to fight after he called me weak at Bondi but he bitched out of it
not any that eat people, heaps of "sharks" though
england please take wicket
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Crickpipes want me to believe sharks and sneks are not an everyday thing in Australia, they don't wait on every corner trying to murk you, i really don't buy this shit, though, all these documentaries are proof enough these fuckers are out there lusting form WORMblood.
>pakis cheering for him
kek
lol, shit
Why is that guy running for the ball so slow wtf?
This hardly looks like a sport.
Moeen seems like a good lad
I still want le piss on bouncers man back
He's a paki, they're not famous for their fielding ability
Pakis are to fielding what Brendon Rodgers-managed football teams are to defending
I don't think this worm-squirming sport is for me, guys.
i see the pakistani branch of the barmy army are in today
Nice "match" you have here
I fucking love cricket lads, such a GOAT sport
how can you not like watching test cricket you have to be literally retarded
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based fucking inzy
Reminder Bumble scored a test double century and averages 42.46
>averages
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youtube.com
01 : 09 : 36
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where do you live?
what has the crystal ball got in store for us today lads?
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not in or near düsseldorf
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Fuck, Anderson's such a cunt
Customer detected
Need a wicket desu
frankfurt?
no
yes
auschwitz?
literally going to be there in a week
PLEASE visit my city
i hope it's for work or just a layover
pakis claiming asylum out there in the middle
i will. what's some shit to do there? staying for a night.
Pundit here, ama
shut up bumble