/cric/ ENGLAND vs PAKISTAN

72 - for 1 - Pakistan are trailing by 225 runs.

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kek

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>casuals betting on cricket

First for
SQUASH all AusWORMS

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based fucking straffo

>i literally will just go and sit on the bus for hours just in the hope that a girl will sit next to me and smile at me or strike up a conversation
why not just make a tinder? higher chance of success than that

I know a greasy, disgusting weeb who had sex through tinder

what if people you know use it?

Dr Oetker's or McCain's?

literally everyone in Australia has a tinder account, no one cares Tbh

I know my sister uses it and this thought genuinely terrifies me. Is there a way to make it so she wont pop-up for me? Like if I list her as family on Normanbook will it make it so we cant match?

Nope. Does it really matter that much though? At the absolute worst she'll make a joke when she finds you, if she finds you

>I know my sister uses it
i'm pretty sure mine does as well

yeah true, its a nonissue

Lads I'm literally having dreams about an american girl

this pitch is flat

england better hope pak bat like proper pakis or they gonna lose

I'm coming to dusseldorf just to use tinder and find your sister DeuGOD

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>One-Nation won 4(FOUR) seats in the Senate

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BRAVO, Malcolm

>(really need a Prepbull JUST, done have one)

i'm the other one

>One Nation unironically hold the balance of power in the senate

Fucking Queensland.

>New One Nation senator-elect Malcolm Roberts has argued the United Nations is trying to impose global government through climate change policy.

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Dammit

literally the only reason why I don't have tinder is because four recent photos of me do not exist

do you have a phone?

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Joe's really pulled through this game lads

crap ball

didnt deserve a wicket

not him but I have the same problem. I have a friend who I can ask to take the photos tho. Whats a good context to take them in to atleast try and make it marginally candid?

Think I might have IBS lads

Yeah, but I don't want to use selfies like a mong

just go outside and take a fucking selfie like everyone else

selfies are shit

staring whimsically into the middleground on the beach in black and white

>ibs

i've got crohns m8, what kind of symptoms you experiencing?

pak are such a shit batting team

so slow

>some literally who scores 150 n.o. And gets a fiver to make the innings a draw against India
What the fuck?

just ask the normies, their head is full of this shit

i agree, but so what? you're not trying to take a good photo, you want to get laid

kek

a new golden WI generation is on its way

this, I thought it involved linking my facebook account which I don't really wanna do because I only maintain it for long distance communication and the few photos on it are from middle school and high school

They average 3.1 an over for the first 100 overs in tests

my bowel is irritable Tbh. Every time I go for a run I have to stop every 10 minutes or so because my bowel is agonisingly painful. I also regularly get constipated and then can't help but shit my guts out a week later

that you, Pakime?

>he doesn't know GOATon chase

does anyone here do sprint interval training?

how many sets/reps do you do and what distance? 100m?

like a sharp shooting pain in the abdomen? sounds like me desu. also have you found issues keeping food down? like if i overeat even marginally i have to vomit

Glad I never had to use Tinder and probably never will, seems like such a hassle, finding that one WORM in a pile of other worms and eels and leeches and shit, absolutely ekelhaft.

yeah pretty much. I don't have problems with food though

This will be Younis' last series ttytt

might be worth getting it checked out m8, steroids really help with the inflammation and pain and make life much easier

>next three days off
>test cricket on for the whole time

could just be bowel cancer mate

Yeah, I've made an appointment for next week Tbh

Already stuck my finger up my bum and didn't feel anything funny

Have you ever encountered a shark?

Only a smallishone

yeah m8, had one show up when I was at the beach

everyone just got out of the water and that was the end of it

Smallish one*

They're unironically going to keep him on because of how shit the rest of the Pakistanis are at batting

Confronted one outside Sydney harbour and showed up to fight after he called me weak at Bondi but he bitched out of it

not any that eat people, heaps of "sharks" though

england please take wicket

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Crickpipes want me to believe sharks and sneks are not an everyday thing in Australia, they don't wait on every corner trying to murk you, i really don't buy this shit, though, all these documentaries are proof enough these fuckers are out there lusting form WORMblood.

>pakis cheering for him

kek

lol, shit

Why is that guy running for the ball so slow wtf?
This hardly looks like a sport.

Moeen seems like a good lad

I still want le piss on bouncers man back

He's a paki, they're not famous for their fielding ability

Pakis are to fielding what Brendon Rodgers-managed football teams are to defending

I don't think this worm-squirming sport is for me, guys.

i see the pakistani branch of the barmy army are in today

Nice "match" you have here

I fucking love cricket lads, such a GOAT sport

how can you not like watching test cricket you have to be literally retarded

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based fucking inzy

Reminder Bumble scored a test double century and averages 42.46

>averages

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01 : 09 : 36

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where do you live?

what has the crystal ball got in store for us today lads?

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not in or near düsseldorf

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Fuck, Anderson's such a cunt

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Need a wicket desu

frankfurt?

no

yes

auschwitz?

literally going to be there in a week

PLEASE visit my city

i hope it's for work or just a layover

pakis claiming asylum out there in the middle

i will. what's some shit to do there? staying for a night.

Pundit here, ama

shut up bumble