Sup Forums RPG

Sup Forums RPG
dubs = normal move (2-4 turns)
trips = fast move (1 turn)
quads = game over
lead the civilization to the future

nice thread

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The yellow on the houses turns brown. I like fine wood.

Reroll.

drain surrounding water

A family of Mudkips moves into the house with the blue roof. The family includes a female Swampert, her Swampert and Marshtomp husbands, and their Mudkip twins (one is shiny, and both are male).

Reroll.

Roll again.

Let's do it!

One more roll.

create houses, fuck like rabbits til you've got an extensive inbread population

Donald Trump orders a replica of the Trump Tower to be built atop the cliff at the top left of the map. It includes a McDonald's and strip club.

Reroll.

fuck it, i'm rerolling

One more roll.

c'mon

Tom Nook from Animal Crossing builds a Nook's Cranny north of the blue house. He hires people to work at it, but they are secretly a part of his cartel. They lead a very successful drug trafficing business and will destroy anyone who gets in their way.

Yo, plow the land away from the sea

Reroll.

Groudon and Kyogre suddenly appear in the sea.

Reroll.

One more roll.

Finally!

You don't get rerolls, Mark

Ah fuck it then.

Just open up a Taco Bell on the beach.

build a gamestop

Turn 2

population: 2
supplies
wood: 0
stone: 0
coal: 0
iron: 0
crops: 0
meat: 0
events:
kyogre has appeared on the horizon

burn house down

build a bridge over the river

forgot pic

build a gamestop

aliens land and set up a town

Make Sup Forums RPG better!

Chop off genitals
Meat +2

Rolling.

Turn 3

supplies: 0
events:
kyogre on the horizon (1 turn left)
taco bell under conostruction (2 turns left)

Mass suicide via drowining

Capture the Kyogre in a Master Ball.

Aliens land and set up a town

winrar

Someone steps out of the house and takes a shit everywhere

Someone steps out of the house and takes a shit everywhere.

Cliffs above blue house are now a Concentration Camp

Both people become gay

A shitload of syrian refugees are arriving at the beach in boats and running all over the place as soon as they come on land.

Take a shit on the roof

reroll

This. There are three employees that rotate every three turns. Tom Nook appears on every sixth turn.

reroll 01

Shit on the roof

Winrefuge

Shit in the pool!

Aliens land and set up a town, however after studying the refugees they determined that they would have a negative effect on the town and they kill the refugees

Roll

delete

A travelling salesman appears in the midright forest.

Turn 4

supplies: 0
events:
kyogre is at sea, groudon has been spotted, drowning
taco bell nearing complettion (1 turn left)
Sup Forums rpg getting better (infinity turns left)
you dont have any master balls (no turns)

Roll for that finee wood

RIP Refugees

You don't get rerolls. Fucking Mark.

fuck groudon and make pokemon babies

Adolf Hitler returns from the dead and makes the 4th Reich arise.

Groudon is pulled to land by a big stick.

Donald Trump orders a replica of the Trump Tower to be built atop the cliff at the top left of the map. It includes a McDonald's and strip club. The tower, however, is upside down.

OP are we going with the aliens or no

too late
Turn 5
supplies: still fucking none
events: groudon has drowned
taco bell now open
refugee boats spotted on horizon(2 turns left)

forgot pic again

It's probably coming soon.

Everyone shits everywhere and shit babies mutate out of shit piles inpregnated by wild deer and everything shits everywhere
SHIIIIT!!

The Taco Bell gains a delivery service. It includes two delivery cars.

DRAGON BALL FOUND BY LEDGE

Enslave niggers and have them mine into the ore.

Roll for shit

A wall is built in front of the Taco Bell on the beach.

Shitroll

A boat of Mexican immigrants washes ashore and they begin to build a barrio

Shit

Yes I win!!!
Shit everywhere!!

The Magic School Bus appears.

a janitor appears and cleans the shit up

>No rerolls, Mark

VOLCANO SPRINGS FORTH IN CENTER OF MAP

Meat rains from the sky.

Justice rains from the sky!

Turn 6

supplies: im done with this shit
events: kyogre there, groudon dead,
refugees dead, red civ dead, aliens there

this is shit

A Pokémon Center is built.

Aliens build a base where the red house use to be and then build a bridge over the river

Good job. Your thread died

The blue civilian breeds with Kyogre to produce three children, two female and one male.

Reroll.

Blue civ builds bridge over to red civs land

reroll

Turn 7
shit everywhere,
NEW RULE NO REROLLS/REPOSTS THEY WILL BE IGNORED
Supplies: fuck all
taco bell: moderate sales with the aliens
kyogre: getting bored
aliens: setting up homes
shit: oh my god please clean this up

Who needs a bridge? We need a giant hot tub across the river. Make sure that it extends far enough into the land so that it doesn't fall off.

The shit comes to life and builds shit houses. Three to the north of the blue house, to be exact.

Kyogre gets a waterproof SNES with all of the Square Enix RPGs and Super Metroid.

The entire word turns into stone, and eveyone dies.

You didn't show shitbabies!

It rains shit
SHIT!!!!!