ITT greentext your life

ITT greentext your life

>wake up
>smoke weed
>play vidya
>fuck my gf
>order pizza or some other delivery garbage for dinner
>smoke weed
>browse Sup Forums and play vidya until sleep
>repeat

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Get a job fag

Must still be in high school

>wake up 8am
>errands (shopping mostly)
>come home
>eat
>spend time with family or friends
>work night shift
>come home and sleep
>rinse&repeat

high school students can have jobs, but I guess it varies from province/state

>wake up 1pm with a call from my friends
>spend some time with them
>play some cs with irl friends
>date with my girlfriend
>sometimes sleep over (her house) sometimes not
>sleep

i am 15 and in holiday, dont judge the lack of productivity

>Wake up noonish
>Smoke a cig
>Do house chores with roommate
>Find food
>Clean car for work
>Drive Uber
>Eat again
>Play Vidya
>Sleep
>Repeat

>dead

me

>wake up
>try to go back to sleep for five seconds
>get up and smoke cigarette
> jack of to small penis humiliation porn
>watch post structuralist videos on youtube
>read 1 philosophy essay
>eat some shit food like egg or cheese sandwich
>shower
>have philosophical discussion with online friend for several hours while watching more post structuralist philos vids
>go on a 1-2 hour walk with shirt off
>drink 32 ounces of wine
>smoke more cigarettes, maybe jack off, maybe not
>eat some shitty dinner like flat bread pizza, steak, or idk fry some salmon or some shit
>smoke another cigarette
>fall asleep for 10 minutes
>get up and gorge myself on chocolate and drink milk
>drink about a half gallon throughout the night in a haze while also eating chocolate

>wake up, repeate


needless to say I want to kill myself :D

or at least that's my life in between semesters of college, I have no idea why people don't do summer school......its easy credits and keeps you busy, I got less than 10 days before next session starts tho so I'm hella thankful for that

i remember having summer vacation.

>630 am wake up
>lift
>breakfast
>walk to internship cuz no car (30 mins)
>bust ass in lab all day
>get home at 6
>drink and dip
>bed at 1030

>wake up @ 6am
>go to work until 4
>play csgo
>eat supper
>fap
>go to bed

>wake up
>drive gf to work
>go back to sleep
>pick gf up from work
>watch GoT/anime/use Sup Forums for a few hours
>make food for gf
>sometimes fuck gf
>go back to sleep

In a few weeks it will be:
>wake up
>go to class from 9AM to 3PM
>go to sleep

>easy credits
>BA detected

>wake up
>sit around for 15 minutes depressed
>do farm work shit for 4 hours, I hate Ostriches
>go back to my room
>cry from overwhelming depression
>try to find new bands I like
>typically fail
>realize that this is only the beginning of my life meaning it will get worse from here
>go to sleep
>my dream is perfect
>but then I have to wake up again and do everything again making everything worse

I'm a meaningless cog in a machine that's only choice is to keep going or detach which means death. Also yes I'm an American not any other nationality.

BS DUDE, total bullshit

i'm taking a bachelor of science

holy shit I never thought that pun would ever come in handy

> shitpost

>taking a bachelor of science

middle school or just autismal?

get in here nigs

vidya.zsh.jp

>wake up at 3 pm
>play vidya
>go to sleep at 7 am

I wish this never ended.

No i know that I'm just assuming op is in high school cause how could someone who's an adult live like that not unless they live off mommy and daddy

>wake up
>go to sleep
>wake up
>go to sleep
>wake up
>eat breakfast

>drive to work (Wheelpower and go! Squeal tires come on!)
>work
>work
>look at memes with coworkers
>work
>work
>drive home (Speedy runner, Speedy driver, Push it push it power and go!)

>eat dinner
>do dishes/clean house/exercise
>play Gran Turismo 1 on a playstation emulator for three hours
>watch slice-of-life anime for two hours
>shower
>go to bed
>jump out of bed from existential crisis
>go to bed
>tell myself I'll enroll in classes next semester
>sleep

I could do that if I wanted to but I'm also disabled by social phobia and receive disability income.

Kys and save me my hard earned tax money cause i bust my balls for faggots like you

Thanks for supporting my lifestyle with your wagecucking.

I'll try to work again after I'm done with university. Not gonna wageslave for no reason.

>wake up 1am
>work from 2am picking up boxes and menial shit
>drive around and give people boxes from 7am
>get home between 2 and 6pm
>"dinner"
>Jam hearthstone/monster hunter for days
>sleep at 5-10pm

ITT user's fantasies.

>Wake up.
>Work.
>Sleep.

>Weekend
>Wake up 5AM
>Grab stuff n gun
>Go hangout 20-ish miles innawoods.
>Drink to blackout / hard drugs
>Fun
>Wander back late sunday.

I remember making a mud hut and fingering a wolf one time. It's hazy but it's there.

lol really?

like what does that even mean

yeah I'm taking a bachelor of science and I'm neither autistic nor in middle school.......


like holy fuck the trolling sometimes goes to a level that is truly just dumb that I don't even know

enjoy your ban

>Wake up not fully rested
>Shower
>Go to college all morning
>Go back home
>Study/Practice in my free time as I have nothing better to do
>Fall asleep at random hours because lack of sleep
>Lurk Sup Forums because of boredom or masturbate at night
>Shower at night
>Sleep at 3 AM

>don't wanna wageslave for no reason
>has social phobia and gets disability checks

So basically, you're a cog in the everturning faggot machine? Get outta here leech

Stay mad while I keep collecting your income.

this thread sucks, expected more

>wake up around seven in the floor of my friends bedroom
>look for a full time job because 10/hr, 22 hours a week won't cut it
>call my dad
>we convince each other life isn't total shit
>Hard for him, given he's homeless
> call my cheating alcoholic whore of a stepmother
>pretend I'm happy to talk to her and quickly ask to my sisters (8, 3, 1)
>they're happy to hear from me and and I'm happy to talk to them
>hang up before the bitch can get back on the phone
>contemplate my lot in life and think about how shit the past year has been
> depending on the day either walk to/from work and come home
>browse Sup Forums for a few cheap laughs
>silently cry myself to sleep on my floor pillow

Guess how old I am