Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Ryan Perez
Nathan Russell
patton oswalt
Christian Wilson
Better question is what will his biopic be called?
Cameron White
Matt Damon
Caleb Lee
Of Hedgehogs and Autists
Blake Ross
me
Isaiah Hernandez
Tatum but he's gotta gain the weight
Andrew Brooks
YOU
Julian Evans
True and Honest
Ian Bennett
Daniel Day Lewis would be perfect. A serious method actor immersing himself into the character of Chris Chan would be infinitely entertaining.
Brandon Reyes
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Jack Fisher
Sonichu Man: A Documentary by Werner Herzog
Julian Taylor
>tfw days of fun and entertaining chris chan sagas are over
>tfw nothing left for chris but to continue his descent into legitimate insanity as his mother slowly dies and he approaches middle age
>tfw nobody even bothers trolling him anymore because his life is now just legitimately sad rather than pathetic but funny
Liam Flores
Blue Arms
Anthony Wright
Who do I have to blow or kill to make this happen? Fuck it I'll do both.
Wyatt Morris
>even chris chan had sex while you don't
what an exciting life i have
Wyatt Martinez
Pic related is near perfection.
Aaron Morris
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Noah Wilson
Jared Leto and Wes Anderson are like exact opposites in terms of approach though. He's too wacky and trying so hard while Wes is very mannered and deadpan.
Jordan Fisher
this, fucking this or nothing.
Henry Flores
If I were a beautiful girl I'd freely offer to take his virginity. Just imagine the pure relief that would wash over his face the moment his dick touches a pussy as he ascends to alpha status.