Eternal Arsenal

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David Ornstein @bbcsport_david
#AFC interested in signing Valencia defender Mustafi. No bid yet + others inc #CFC keen. Also want a striker but not pursuing Mahrez/Draxler

Who's gonna win between Viking and Arsenal, lads?

Horrible OP.
Also,
All sounds like bullshit. Doubt anyone will be signed.

>not preferring qt girls over old man Wenger's face

lad

Please don't tell me you're into dickgirls

Is it a man? Bit of a travesty if so.

Googled 'arsenal girl'.

charles when?

>dickgirl
>man

Ignoramus

I have no fucking idea what this club's transfer policy is

>tfw so frustrated from lack of signings

will bone that even if it's a dickgirl

>not pursuing Mahrez
I'll never love again.

The amount of people that just went WENGER OUT proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Sup Forums.

I don't understand what you're saying.

How do you know it's a dude?

Snuck some pics of Walcott on his way out

>you will never be a third worlder that comments on arsenal articles on clickbait websites

dickgirls are not men you cissy transphobe

SNUBBED BY MAHREZ AND DRAXLER

wengel u MUST sign mehrez,, he'll very good player who will make arsenal the most best team in da PL !

>Mr Wenger please to buy Bale and Messi then we will win all trophies thank you for reading God bless
> t. Emmanuel from Lagos

Kroenke has a pretty consistent net profit maximisation policy

The problem for us (and boon for Kroenke) is that Wenger is fucking perfect for him. He keeps us in the CL ($$$) and does so with an attractive style of football ($$$) with a tiny net spend and very few transfers

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>dickgirls
>not men
From the same crowd that brought you "Wenger knows best"

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well running and bellylaughing is pretty hard for a defender

I'm as WOB as it gets

>no interest in Mahrez/Draxler
>Tfw Ox will unironically be our starting right winger for most of the season

all i can remember is him slipping in the first minute against walcott in the 0-2 at the allianz
he's done decently, i think he's just having a laugh

Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ
BREAKING NEWS: @SwansOfficial agree deal with @SevillaFC_ENG for striker Fernando Llorente


MUST

Swansea City has solved their striker problem BEFORE US

Yes, SWANSEA

Danish pastry really made this thread? Poor effort to be honest. Wenger out.

>Wanting a shit, Spanish PETR crouch

ITT: pederasts

It's literally a WOB who has started with all the talk about cocks.

The one in the OP doesn't look like a guy to me.

Doesn't even say "thread" in the title. For shame.

Well having someone who only ever makes runs off the ball will probably be weird to deal with

His responses have been disturbing

Just how many dickgirls has he unknowingly ''''''admired'''''?

Don't really understand the frustration with a qt in an Arsenal shirt desu.

If it's a guy, then a mod ought to delete the thread and permaban me.

Is this the 'Not signing anyone, squad strong enough ' Edition thread?

>tfw my online bf is a shitlord

Who's ur least favourite /arse/ poster?

Prove it's a fag, and I'll never return to this thread again.

I'll join a monastery and self-flaggelate myself until my breath expires.

eternal #1: mertensfag and all the other qt goat posters

eternal #2: sosa

3. payetfag

4. all AKBs

Relax nobody cares if u like traps or not even i was joking when I made that post

>it's a fag

Surely you mean 'prove you're the fag'? Her being a dickgirl doesn't mean she's a fag

it's just a hunch :~)

But I care, me'senpai.

I would never post something so deviant as an /arse/ header.

Would be a bit too subversive. Cute girls in Arsenal tops are an /arse/ tradition, though.

Hijacking the Pogba transfer lads
t. Stan

>she

Also, your derailing this thread into a cock-discussion and whatever tranny shenanigans you wish to include me in, will not endear you to me.

I know you love me, but keep the amorous feelings suppressed.

right now it's the payet lad

used to be romaniangunner though

Never seen you this clueless before

It's kind of cute ;)

>Cute girls in Arsenal tops are an /arse/ tradition, though.
true

Is the time turning lads? Are Reddit betas finally going to return to their safe space?

>That camel toe

Fucking slut

>Wenger actually killing Bielik's development
I don't think so lads

>not recognising that pasta

delete this

>can't recognise pasta
how about you fuck off instead

Are you Low-Testuya on a proxy?

Lad, you watching the Olympics? Denmark are playing Iraq right now

>Low-Testuya

lol

I think you've got the wrong idea lad

how can she slap?!

Can't be bothered desu.

It's like a D-team. Barely know any of them

>24
>above average salary
>msc degree
>1.81 m tall
>81 kg
>single, have a crush
>just ran for the 1st time in my life (2 kilometers and I'm literally dying but still satisfied)

r8 my norminess la's

Are you ugly or not?

Hello lad

How are things with the work qt

Full normalfag, but I'm sure you already knew that.

No, actually I'm pretty handsome and I had a 7/10 gf back in times when I was an obese whale.
I'm shy though and totally lost the last remnants of my confidence then when she dumped me.

>they thought they could sign Sturridge

>on /arse/
>greentexts properly
>full normalfag

'no'

I'm in a terrible skinnyfat shape though.

>Chuba Akpom told to stay at Arsenal and stake his claim for Premier League opener against Liverpool


lmao

Get your shit together, lad.

You're a fool if you think most people here aren't normalfags.

>1.8m
>81kg

You're either hench or overweight

Go to the gym lad

They might be normalfags but full normalfags don't use internet forums apart from reddit

Have had sex this year - 20 points
Don't live with your parents - 10 points
Have more than one friend - 10 points
Not fat - 10 points
Not balding - 10 points
Good fashion sense - 10 points
6ft or taller - 10 points
Have a girlfriend - 5 points
Muscley - 5 points
Have a job paying above 25k - 5 points
Own a car - 5 points

This is the ultimate test. 25k is in GBP.

Below 50 is pathetic. 50 to 70 is okay. 70 to 90 is good. 90 plus is great.

I'm 100

>70

phew

80 desu

You forgot
>above average penis size (average being 6 inches) - 10 points

I'm at 90 then ;)

Not true lad. I used to think that but most Sup Forums users, especially on Sup Forums are definitely normalfags.

40. Wew.

>20
sweaty.tiff

At least you're not fat or bald lad.

Hard to tell m8. She's had a bad breakup and claims she wants her life to be quiet for some time.

She keeps texting me every night till 4 am and we were to go "out" once but a couple of friends decided to show up to ruin it.
I'm not sure if it's good that I remind her of her 1st love. Fuck I suck at these things.

I used to be obese, now I look just fine when I'm dressed but I'm soft as fuck. And I've always weighted more than I actually seemed.
But yeah it's a problem.

worst /arse/ thread ever. which is saying something.

delete it niels.

fucking wenger and normies reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>now I look just fine when I'm dressed
keep telling yourself that

agreed

something about it feels off

When are the games against Viking and man citeh

>You can't delete posts this old

Feel free to create a new one desu.

>She keeps texting me every night till 4 am

lol

If you don't ask her out she's gonna get tired of waiting

Also you're at literally the perfect weight to hit the gym. You can just cut for 6 months and look fucking great

Please notice that I distinguish between normies and full normies. See

tomorrow and next sunday i think

60, working on getting it up to 90 though. in advanced talks with a qt and hoping to complete the deal before the end of the window.

Reminder that if u can't bench at least 1pl8 ur a full on twink /arse/

>Have a job paying above 25k - 5 points
How can I compare my salary living in a shithole?
I have a 1st job which pays me 122 percent of the average salary in my country. Do I deserve my 5 points?

If I do it's 55, otherwise - 50.
>tfw last had sex in November 2015

Muscles is only 5 points. Ok bit biased in the points distribution here

Maybe you started it using a disgusting moon faced chink instead of anything actually Arsenal related. Kys

like a kitchen plate?

>having sex
fuck off normalslime

Fuck off

Never gonna make it

No transfers getting to you, lad?

Just create a new one, I don't much care. I'll even post in it to help sooth your autism

Why is there a fuckin trap in the OP
F A G G O T S