ITT we propose events for the new Sup Forums Olympics. Only Dubs make the event part of the Sup Forums Olympics

ITT we propose events for the new Sup Forums Olympics. Only Dubs make the event part of the Sup Forums Olympics.

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Nigger beating

put as many sharpies up the ass as you can

Petting snails

Maximum shoes on head

Rape and pillage. Whichever team comes away with the most slaves and gold after 1 hr wins.

bump

Roll

How bout nigger beating

How long you can live after yelling "nigger" in the hood

Post Olympic women.

Is each board a team?

I like this

Blind egg boxing
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how bout who can fill their cum jug the fastest

Masturbation, it could be like swimming with different variations: forehand, backhand, two-handed, visual aids or no visual aids, speed (first to cum wins) and endurance (highest volume of semen over a certain amount of time.)

Not sure how the women's version would work though

how much bleach can you drink before you die

Mouth breathing

Rolling for this

Extreme shitposting

yes

dubs get

Blowing on hot wheels to make them roll really far

mass shootings

Two men teams: One driving, one holding a condom out the window. Whichever team can maintain a certain size for the longest wins.

Competitive spaghetti-in-pants

usa always in first
with france behind

Sword fighting

Shoot a nigger

Hang a trap

Nigger hanging

>Also anti-SJW battleflag

Challenge pissing

Sup Forums circle jerk
1 rep from each board gets on livecam and sees who can fap the fastest

Opening the microwave door as fast as possible

Pissing contest

Extreme lesbian nude wrestling

competetive spaghetti spilling

Dick in fan

Holding a bag of frozen peas for as long as you can

Fedora tipping

Hide the dong

All anons are naked, and your dick doesn't get chopped off if you hide it in another user's butt. You can't dock 2 deep, but that's pretty much it for rules and rounds continue until there is only one.

Licking a Pringle until it falls apart

Fingering

Basket weaving

Extreme tic tac toe, with real rock, paper and scissors. Last one alive wins.

This

Reroll

Suicide

you mean rock paper scissors not tic tac toe

Mt. Dew guzzling

thread derailing

SJW raping

extreme autism
each team brings forth their most autistic child under the age of 15 and they fight to the death

tic tac toe is rock paper scissors?

Counting to 10

roll

Eating clams

no tic tac toe is a 3 X 3 grid and Xs and Os.

Keyboard smashing

winrar. good one user

Who can make the most peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

Straya and Britbongs would sweep this event though. Can't let that happen.

Not being a faggot

no, that's noughts and crosses. tic tac toe = rock, paper, scissor.

Peeling oranges

Jew Hunt with horses and hounds

shitposting

See who survives the longest after the Muslims invade.

speed fapping

Banana eating contest

Being a faggot

Waifu picking

Dick fencing

fapping

roll

YLYL
Anons watch bananas take their peel off and last one to laugh wins

Snail vs slug fights

fucking dogs

Dubs rolling.

swalloving cum

chocolate milk gurgling

licking dick of a dog

Spidermaning

pronucing mey-mey right

Raids

Every user is separated into teams, the team who raids the most things by the end of the timer. Different things give different points (ie: finding GF's porn 2000, dumping people's My Space Profiles with gay porn 3000)

Dubs=bronze
Trips=silver
Quads=gold
Quints= any female Olympian u can take home.

Head butting contest, last one standing wins!

masturbating
crying
shitposting

Wins thus far.

Moot/mod impersonation

Yotsuba awareness spreading contest

licking toes

using a dildo

giving a bj

Fedora tipping

Nigger knock.

shiting out marbles

Being a useless loser

licking anus

It's literally the Special Olympics!

drinking semen

Longest squirt of blood from wrist