ITT: Were all on a road trip

ITT: Were all on a road trip

pull over i gotta pee

Are we there yet...?

No stops ahead time to pee out the window.

Let me drive, I can handle this thing.

Its time to get goofy.

There is a spider in the back here

Can someone put the radio on at least? I'm getting tired of hearing Jeff wacking it to traps in the bedroom.

Let ME drive, I can handle this thing!

someone hand this guy a piss-jug

All the cool kids come to back

Too late, I'm handling it real bad right now.

i also get wetty jiggers when i pee absolutely gotta pull over

can you turn the air-con on

Shutup CHAD!!

Who took my dubs!

Shitter's clogged lads.

Can we make a stop for ice cream

I don't know

Fuck man, I gotta shit

Where are we going?

are we there yet??? :P

I forgot my suitcase, can we turn around?

Ooo! Carl's Jr! Pull over, I want a Western Bacon Cheeseburger with 3 chicken mcnuggets.

But if you're making the thread, and I'm doing the shitposting...

Who's driving the bus?

There's a nigger in my luggage?

Chad Thundercock took my qt3.14 virgin gf!

Hold up faggots.

Driver, play this mixtape.

IVE GOT A FUCKING BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! KEEP THIS BUS ABOVE 100KM AND DRIVE TO MEXICO OR WE ALL FUCKING DIE

The lizard from the Magic Schoolbus.

underrated post

someone pass the sunscreen all this summer is gonna give me cancer

I CAN HANDLE IT, I SWEAR, NO CRASH YET

there is a dead hooker in the backseat! quick eat clorinox bleach, we all need to die. There is nothing left to live for, we are all useless shitheads. >asists everyone with bleach >roadtrip is over, everyone is dead >/thread

Fuck you , that shit's way too cold. What are you, a fucking ice-man. Fucking faggot.

Hey look it's Harambe, pull over driver!

Hey guys, y'all can empty your loads in my mouth during this trip

No, just a shitty post.

Nibblers yeah! Can't be without my nibblers yeah!

I roll a natural d20 and tackle the assailant, saving the day.

Sure thing!
>unzip

I pooped on the floor.
Now I'll jump out the window.
Have fun guys.

Me too!

Can we do dubs decides what happens, otherwise, a space nigger abducts us

Hey look everyone, Kanye's on the radio!

WHO TOOK MY GAMEBOY?

Me! You want it back?!
>holds it out the window

knock that shit off or get out and walk

Fuckin' bike lanes

Op here sure why not

I take the wheel and get us all killed the end.

>The storage accidentally gets opened, everyone's luggage falls out onto the road

Idk L.A.?

Can I shit out the window or is that frowned upon? Oh and WHO THE FUCK LET THAT NIGGER ON THE BUS?! WHY ISN'T HE IN THE BACK.

How could you be so heartless?
Come on guys lets sing along

*changes music to Smells Like Teen Spirit*

Guys, I got some creepshots of that girl at the front, come here

kek

>comes here

Nobody wants to listen to your crap.
Change it back or I'll punch you in the face.

Ok!
I'm kanye I'm kanye I'm kanye suck my cock I'm kanye I'm kanye I'm kanye Kanye rocks Kanye rocks I am literally Jesus I am nigger

Hot.
Sauce? Any more photos? anything revealing more... Goofy?

Sounds about right

Begins eying the 'in emergency use this hammer to break window' tool

did you copy and paste those lyrics from his newest album?

Are we there now?

>breaks CD player eject button
>puts on repeat
>break repeat button

HERE WE ARE NOW
ENTERTAIN US

SHUT UP FAGGOT. WE WILL NEVER BE THERE. THESE JEWS IN FRONT OF US ARE BLOCKING THE ROAD.

Give it back now asshole. My Pokemon emerald is in there. I have 3 shiny pokemon

I HAS A GUN!

PUTS YA HANZ UP GIV ME YA MONIES STAY FUCKIN CALM AND LET ME OFF THIS FUCKING BUS A RICH MAN AND NO ONES GETS HURTS !!!!! IM NO FUCKIN PLAYIN

>tosses it into the car next to us, which is full of niggers

lol

Roll down the windows, some one farted.

>kills

WHO WAN TO FUCK WITH ME NOW??!!!

AW SHIT CRACKA, STOP THE BUS!

GOOD. NOW GIV ME YA MONIES!!!!! I WILL SHOOT AGAIN OK THIS IS THE US OF A AND I NO AFRAID TO KILL

>gives bag full of play money

>bleeding everywhere

Damn it, not again

I spy with my little eye something beginning with an F.

Dibs on the basement! Hey, where is the basement in here?

HAHA! I HAVE TAKEN YOUR MONEY! NOW LET ME OFF THIS GOD DAMN BUS! MWUAHAHAHA I AM VERY RICH MAN

>points at random user
Faggot?

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE FUCK WE ARE GOING???

We're going to 9gag

>get gasoline, light it
>throw into front seat
>remembers:
stop, drop
>everybody do the dinosaur
Sup Forums is ded

I love how it went from a proper bus trip to a bus full of armed kids.

Yes!

99 Bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer! take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall!

Ayyy, my cooler spilled sorry fam

Hell yeah!
My turn, I spy with my little eye, something that starts with a J

98 Bottles of beer on the wall 98 bottles of beer! take one down pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall!

Afghanistan buddy. We're here to shoot some ackbars

Justifiable homoside?

97 Bottles of beer on the wall 97 bottles of beer! take one down pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall!

You keep that shit up and I'll fucking throw you in the toilet.

Hey guys, just woke up from a power nap. Is there something on my back?

SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO DRIVE THE FUCKING BUS!!(shoots) FUCK UP, let me try okay!

96 Bottles of beer on the wall 96 bottles of beer! take one down pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall!

Wrong.

GeT IN THE FUCKING BACK NIGGER.