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I'm gonna need to see a source on those numbers, familia.

long island isn't a part of new york, we're our own state and the islanders are more popular here.

You know, they say their favorite team is florida or whatever other team but whenever the game starts there's more red than anything else

>panthers more popular than the blots
that cant be right

I fucking hate Connecticut

both of these are bullshit

g-go whale

Wait, I thought that South Carolina didn't care about hockey

I've noticed a lot of you guys have doubt that Columbus won't be bad, why? They've improved their blue line drastically, found a non shit goalie in Korpisalo and gotten rid of some bad players.

Has their been a guy that made a ton of noise in his first few months as a gm like Chayka?
>adds goligoski
>adds 1st round pick d'angelo
>adds Keller, chychrun both top 10 prospects
>signs stone, and Murphy (6 year contract)
Dude is fucking killing it

Make a new one or go back to your moose farm.

Am I banned

>there are canacucks graduating from college right now that have never seen their team win a cup
>the village of no cups in over two decades
Kek

Armenian gold medals and Stanley cups are like armenian genocide

Never happened

Fucking
Rekt

>Panturds are more popular than the Bolts in Florida

One season doesn't make you that popular, especially against one of the most consistent teams in the league.

Except for getting Datsyuk's ghost

When will upstate secede? I'm tired of downstate scum controlling everything.

t. Ahmed

>cananiggers btfo by a literal meme 3rd world country
embarassing

t. roaches.

>panthers more popular than lightning

Now this is just ridiculous.

That was a great move, they only pay $1mill this year. Which is great to grab chychrun. It helps them hit the cap floor.

mrazek isn't a good goaler

Winland at it again with them dubs. And blowing turkroaches out

Soon.

Can't wait

If the Red Wings aren't the most popular team in Florida than why is every game in Tampa or Miami 75% wing fans? Same with Arizona.

Because there aren't even 20% wongs fans at blots games

Because every relevant teams fans fill the lgbtnings arena
Even western teams

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28 goals 56 points, Calder trophy winner

>There are people who unironically have a preferred furpuck team in my state

ahahHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

youtube.com/watch?v=aFg9NWupAcw

Question time /hoc/! Can you tell me what these states all have in common? I'll give a hint: fills some with choler.

>08
>when they were the worst in the league
Wew

they all start with the same letter

>d-doesn't count
>t-they were angrily cheering
hahahahahahah
wew lad

So they're TB fans are bandwagon faggots? Cool.

Pretty sure you wouldn't see 80% fans of another team in the Flyers building even if they were garbage.

Predict their season totals assuming 82 games played

>Aaron Ekblad
>Seth Jones
>Leon Draisaitl
>Robby Fabbri
>Sean Monahan
>Sean Couturier

thats because theyre located in a flyover state. you would just see an empty stadium instead

Ekblad: 11 goals 39 assists for 50 flat
Jones: 13 goals 32 assists, 45 pts
Drai: 24g32a for 56pts if he's not on the 3rd line
Fabbri: 19g30a
Monahan:22g43a, 65 pts
Attractive redhead I want to plow: as much as he fucking wants, baby. Realistically though 15 goals 40 assists for 55pts

>be american
>be in florida
>cant sleep because of the disgusting heat
>walk to publix to get a sandwich
>swarms of mosquitos
>infected with zika virus
>gang of blacks rob you along the way
>gang of cubans rob you along the way
>get to pubelix
>post on Sup Forums about how good it is as you hold back the vomit and tears
>walk back home
>same gangs rob you again
>armored police tank drives by and opens fire on everyone
>get shot

Only one I've watched enough of is Draisaitl.

>20 goals 35 assists

Jones is a bust
This is a publix sandwich

>its a sandwich anger thread
is this canadian actually autistic? i should probably stop making fun of him

This desu

Sorry Canada. Crosby and McDavid are good but not Joonas Donskoi good.

FINLAND
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>mcdavid projected stanley cups
>10
>crosby projected stanley cups
>3
>donskoi projected stanley cups
>0

you were saying?

and here's what i was talking about

tsn.ca/up-close-with-connor-mcdavid-1.538154

this

This is a publix sandwich

taylor hall is a bust

>you will never spend all day talking about sandwiches from a store that doesnt even exist in your country on a general intended for hockey discussion

>It's an Americans haven't mentally developed enough to reply to posts properly thread

joe thornton is a bust

>giving out (you)s for free
now why would i do that

the sedins are a bust

I'm sorry, to whom are you speaking to?

shea weber is a bust

thanks for the you lad. have one in return

Alright guys, I have a truth bomb for you all

Wayne Gretzky was a bust

max pacioretty is a bust

connor mcdavid is a bust

I'm fiending to bust a nut all over your moms tits if you guys don't stop

You seem pretty mad at sandwiches, my man

johnathan toews is overrated

this new meme is a bust

hank is a bust

...

He is and I hae it
He's like 56 and >we traded >our 2nd best player for him
I hate Bergevin so fucking much

jaromir jagr is the oldest active bust in the nhl

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kek

>another logo in the UP
>as if it was a different state

It should be.

Yes.

Yoopers are all Finnish. That's where the accent comes from I think. I'm going to visit the pictured rocks in a few weeks. Just a fudgesucker as myself. You ever been?

Retire number when?

your favorite player is a bust

who the fuck is thwt supposed to be lol

who's that (not even memeing)

some obscure russian that played for like 3 years on a stacked team and detroit thinks is underrated prob

There is no way the Bruins extend that far into Connecticut.

>13 days until live hockey again

HOW TO HOLD OUT THAT LONG LADS?

why dont you take a 13 day break from posting

no i gotta enjoy the shitposting and memes /hoc/ provides

That's fucking Sergi Fedorov you shits. HHof 2015.
Gretzky said he was one of the greatest you fucktards.
"Nobody controlled the game like he did"

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OUR

FUCKING

YEAR

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extremely overrated

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the GOAT

hes a meme

>murdered over sandwiches

firstcoastnews.com/news/local/bodies-discovered-behind-roswell-publix/285583901

>Pongs