I'm German and if I ever see or hear an american tourist joke about the nuking of japan in my proximity I'll make sure...

I'm German and if I ever see or hear an american tourist joke about the nuking of japan in my proximity I'll make sure to teach them a lesson.

We just recently held a day of mourning for nagasaki where I live.

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( britfag btw )
i cant stand american jokes either

>german mourning the defeat of their ww2 allies
Still a bit of nazi in all of you heh?

not the defeat
the nuking

There would never be any jokes like that at all if your grandparents hadn't been so salty along with the Japs. If you want to explode at people you should cry every time you walk in front of a synagogue you liberal cuck

Yeah, the nuking that defeated them. The thing that caused you to lose.

>trying to compare one evil to another
It's still wrong and even more so to joke about it or say stuff like >japs deserved it<

If I ever hear someone say that stuff especially if he's american I'll make sure he regrets it

Nuking entire cities is wrong.

They could have surrendered. They didnt so they got fucked. Seems like standard procedure of war to me.

Those dirty japs had it coming. We should have nuked you too.

Lol u mad?

>Pic related

You know why the term homefront got into use? Because in a total war everything is a militairy target. It's the price a nation payed when declaring total war.

American here and in my entire life I've only heard a handful of people make jokes about the bombings in Japan

As an American, I see the use of uranium fission bombs in WW2 as a necessary, b but ugly, evil. More would have died in a contemporary invasion than the Fat Man and Little Boy killed.

I still am disgusted at those who joke/advocate for the use of nuclear weapons.

>standard
You're just a soulless pig.
>killing houndreds of thousands of civilians
>guess it's standard kek

You're a fucking idiot and need to be slaughtered like the animal you are

try harder

You're just trying to lose your guilt by accusing Japan of what America did.
Nuking 2 cities can't be justified.

Fuck japan, come at me nazi bro.

...

Why did Japan disregard the leaflet campaign leading up to the bombing? We warned them, told them to leave.
Sorry? No.

Tbh FAM no one cares

No, Im just realistic. You are naive like a child. There are no rules in war.

Come at me you fucking nazi bitch

Go suck Merkel's cock more you fucking nigger lover OP.


Laßt uns niemals der Pflicht vergessen welche wir auf uns genommen haben!

What wold ever make us want to joke about a nuclear bomb dropped in Japan in Germany

You're so dumb.
It's in that pic. It says the japanese military was cruel.
So you go ahead and nuke innocent children and women?
You're filth and societies better off with you dead.
You would never say anyhing like you just posted to my face. I'd make sure to hospitalize you. See how proud you're then to be amuricunt.

The leaflets for Nagasaki were dropped after the bombing.

Only because dirty pigs like you insist there are no rules and think they can just disregard everything. You're too retarded to understand that if people like you wouldn't exist there would be humanity in war.

If you do or I'm in america and hear you you're going to suffer serious consequences.

Y'all just mad because we took away you and your little friends' play time. You got out of hand and we shut you the fuck down. Also, the nukes weren't shit. We bombed and napalmed the fuck out of that country. And if we really were assholes, would we have rebuilt and protected the country for like 60 years?

Your right Germany really did derserve a couple of nukes too. We'll be sure to fix that next time around.

The legend goes that someone lost his sticky bun in the blast. When people came to the bast site to check the damage they found it in perfect state. And that became the basis for microwaveble sticky buns.

>innocent civilians
>German
Don't know if you have too much room to talk m8. Also what are you going to do? Bitch at me? With the cuck laws in your country that's basically all you would be allowed to get away with.

You have no clue do you? The things yhe people at the front actually go trough. You sit there high and mighty, safe in the darkness of your basement judging the people who risk their life, and have giving their life in the past so you can complain on the internet like a piece of shit. When the life and future of billions are at stake, silly things like weapon conventions dont matter anymore.

This is shit tier bait and people are actually being serious

>So you go ahead and nuke innocent children and women?
You still dont really understand what total war means right? Oh wait. You're a millenial. Off course you dont.

>implying murica will ever nuke anything again
kek before that happens china will be superior to you
you don't have the guts
you americans are all talk but actually you piss and shit yourselves in war

You're assholes because you say stuff like you just did
you're a total asshat about it
scum

SO FUNNY LOL
do you even know what compassion is
owait you're a soulless pig

>get away
lol do you think i want to?
getting revenge at some loudmouth soullesss muricunt is enough

you're boring me
have you ever been in war
no? so stop pretending
you're an asshole if you joke about it or say japs had it coming
fuck you

Even if you think Hiroshima was necessary to end the war (doubtful) there was no possible justification for Nagasaki. That was just to test the more sophisticated "physics package"

If this is bait 5/10. Zuruck zu reddit du hurensohn

>u don't understand lol
typical. what did i expect you're american and too dumb to realize what when you're wrong

>
>Nuking entire cities is wrong.

Hmmmm I never thought about it that way. Is that why London was bombed and caught v-2s?
Fuckoff

1/10 b8 have fun getting raped by "refugees".

you say it's b8 but you know I'm right

Keep implying youngster, one day you'll get it right by chance

I'm jew and I joke about the Shoah. It's a free country, we can joke about anything, can't we ?

THE FUCKING JAPS DESERVED IT

You're right. I am an asshat. Nigga you're the one threatening to hurt someone over a joke. It ain't my fault that you've gotta pick splinters out of your tongue every night. You know, from how far that stick is shoved up your ass? 3 strikes and you're out Germany. Next time we might not be so friendly.

If by getting right you mean justifying the death of hundreds of thousand of people including many children I can only hope to never be like you the american who says it's all ok

This is not about whether it was justified in a military sense
it's about retards joking about it and insulting the japanese.

On a side note besides this being bait.

If I ever hear a German tourist make a joke about gassing Jews in my proximity I'll be sure to teach them a lesson.

We recently held a mourning for auschwitz where I live

With a little extra context, it looks like she might've had a really good quick orgasm.

OP, nobody cares what you think.

>I would throw away my life over someone's tasteless joke
Part of me hopes this isn't bait and you're actually posturing this hard.

Yes and I can knock you the fuck out for it.
kek implying you could actually wage war on us again
the power is shifting
other countries have nukes too and china/russia do not allow you to use nukes
so stop bragging idiot
and i dare you to say that shit to my face

I dunno, so many Germans are holocaust deniers, and so many Germans laugh about the 12 million Jews, Blacks, Gays, Soldiers and Gypsies that were gas and has their bodies burned in their ovens.

Germany is *VERY* lucky the US didn't use the bomb against them.

When Trump wins, we'll be going back into Vietnam, and maybe back into Germany. We're going to apply massive sanctions on the UK and Canada for starters.

We'll see what happens then

Dude german nigger, nigger german, you can't tell me what to fucking do.

You silly faggots have let mentally ill women take over your cunt-try and are all SJW with your bullshit. I'm not listening to anything you say, and we're gonna have some problems if you start something about me saying something about nuking china perhaps.

>I'm german
>Americans are so fucked up holy shit they killed thousands
>Is german

So you're just a another nazi motherfucker if you beat a man just for a joke. You german didn't change a bit it seems. You still want to kill jews and communists, don't you ?

The nuking was fucking terrible, but so was the Japanese refusal to surrender. You act as if atrocities were only committed by the Americans. What about the rape of Nanking? What about using suicide bombers in warfare? What about their support of the Nazi party and their genocidal actions?

You are an ignorant fool. The Japanese had less regard for Japanese life than Americans.

No I have humane ideals.
>u german u kill the joos
this is not about that. You nuke Japan and make jokes about it.

>The Japanese had less regard for Japanese life than Americans
>consider what they did
still doesn't make what ou did better.
what about the children you nuked? do you think they deserved it and had it coming or do you just ignore them?

american soulless pig

I guess you really blow up when you hear those kind of jokes, huh? Well I suppose you have to stand up for what's reich.

Actually, Japan was negociating a peace with Soviet Union, and the USA didn't want a peace until they used their nukes (they wanted to be able to judge the emperor of Japan, until they dropped their nukes, and when they changed that Japan accepted the peace).

Yeah, but think of all the other Countries and peoples that got they're shit fucked up by you guys? Don't you think there's just the slightest bit of saltiness? Other countries may have nukes now. Everyone hates America, BUT a lot of them hate us less than Nazis.

I think this might be b8, but fuck it. This nazi asshole just triggered my autism. Now there's no doubt the bombings were horrible. Thing is, those bombings would never have happened if Japan hadn't attacked us first. Furthermore, where do you get off judging us? What Germany did was far more despicable ( and killed more people) than us. Incidentally, most of those responsible are dead. As far as jokes go, we crack'em about the world trade center. Nothing is sacred, it's how we deal with grief. Now just kys SJW faggot. No one cares about your bullshit.

The nukes were necessary.

We should have nuked many cities in Germany before the end of WWII - a huge regret.

Right....It's not like the Germans killed hundreds of thousands of civilians.....actually more like milions! 6 million were inosent jews. There were hundreds of thousands more when you include the Nazi invation of Europe and the relentless bombing of London...those in glass houses op. Those in glass houses.

>Humanity in war

Alright guys, OP is confirmed derp

War, by definition, is inhumane

Nigga you are not german.
Some fat retard sitting in his moms basement.

I bet you're the sort of person who whinges about Sup Forums.
How does it feel to know that magical mustasche man was right?

>be German
>judge America for being "wrong" during the war

The Japanese were almost as bad as you cunts during the war. I'm actually a liberal who opposes pretty much war since then, but you smug bratwursts were more in need of a slap from the world than anyone in recent history, and the same goes for your buddies the noodle-faced dolphin-slicers. Fuck Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and fuck Dresden also. My only regret is that some people from your country survived.

Better those civilians die than the American troops that would have invaded the Japanese mainland. It was us vs them. They weren't civilians, they were the enemy. Same as how the Japanese populace thought of Americans.

Here ya go OP,
This is what happens when you fuck with the US

I ain't American. They didn't nuke Japan, their country did. And yeah, they make jokes about sad things, so what ? You want to prohibit it ? You want to kill men for a fucking joke ? And it's funny.

I'm jew and I laugh about the Shoah, and you you're german and you cry about the nukes on Japan and want to beat up men who make jokes about it ? Definitely, you got something wrong, man.

>autistic weeaboo larping as a nazi

nuke yourself

Have another

> but you started it, the thread

And another

Oops

We have good international relations. People are way saltier about you. And even if this is not about being nuked. For me it's about the americunt patriot pussy shitting and bleeding with a surprised look on their face like in every war. Or just a stupid civilian making a nagasaki joke

>Thing is, those bombings would never have happened if Japan hadn't attacked us first.
Japan attacks military
2000 dead
You soulless pigs are embarrassed and kill thousand of their children nuking entire cities

you're a disgusting pig

Say that to my face and I'll literally murder you

I don't joke about it. But you think it's ok to joke about japan it seems. Just saying if I'm ever near you when you do that you'll get hurt.

>muh definition
>have to abide by the definition when in war
see there's your problem
if you'd just do it in another way and don't decide to be a soulless pig war doesn't have to be that bad
nuking entire cities i mean are you fucking sane?
idiot.
I am. Fuck off retard

don't know what you're on about

>My only regret is that some people from your country survived.
Very humane. If someone deserves a slap it's you. Think of the children.

That's the funniest damn post of this thread - nice job, post writer (no sarcasm, completely serious I just woke my girlfriend up by laughing so loud, and I was jacking off to this thread in the shifter)

It's to bad the mighty germans surrendered, we should of dropped a few on you.

I'm saying that we fought on the wrong side and turned Goymany into an Israeli vassal state.
I feel sorry for you cucks.

>Better those civilians die than the American troops that would have invaded the Japanese mainland
wrong. civilian lifes need to be protected in war

>Same as how the Japanese populace thought of Americans
so that makes it right I guess lol
typical american. like a 7 yo child

>And it's funny
Funny how those children were nuked right?
Soulless bitch. Don't dare speak like that when I'm near or there will be yet another shoah.

kek you don't have to. Our government did bad things.

Say to my face?

No it didn't. It did good things for its people and told the rest of the world to go fuck itself, and you think that's bad.
This is exactly why I pity you.

Post something on german faggot.

Bitch I'll say it to your face and bitch slap your stupid, former 3rd Reich turned Euro techno pop blown out assholed ass right to the hospital

The jokes are funny you retard motherfucker. You just a nazi. In my country in 45, for peoples like you, it was just a bullet in the head.

Yeah, I bet all those places you invaded and genocided really hate us for sending you back home and taking away your guns... Again.

So.... question for the historically enlightened.
Germany had a nuclear weapons program and they apparently were pretty advanced, not to mention the long distance rockets.
Would the US been capable of finishing their research and producing an A-Bomb before the Germans, had they not been defeated?
Or did they basically already have it, before all the german scientist were adopted?

Why were people able to live in these two cities immediately after the nuclear attack? Wasn't there a huge nuclear fallout, like Chernobyl? Yes I know a bomb wasn't dropped in Chernobyl, but isn't it the same thing?

Shouting "Say it to my face" in every single post makes your desperation to troll in a way that gets people to notice you, along with your complete lack of flair and creativity in doing so, more abundantly clear each time.

nuking isn't any different than firebombing, get the stick out of your ass.

"should of" - I bet most Germans wouldn't make that mistake and it's not even their language.

I don't joke about it either you cunt. You make a lot of assumptions about people you don't even know...besides it's not like you could actually do anything about it anyway. I'm ex military (infantryman) with combat experience. I fucking sjw could never even touch me.

>wrong. civilian lifes need to be protected in war

Says who? That was what war was like back then. You can't judge the past with the lens of the present day. Civilian casualties were deemed appropriate collateral damage if military targets were mixed among them. The atomic bomb in Nagasaki was dropped to destroy a military shipping yard.

They probably didn't know about long-term effects of a-bombs.

Japanese wouldn't hesitate to do the same. The things they did in China and Korea were fucking awful.

The bomb exploded in the air which spread the fallout way thinner. A lot of the problems with Chernobyl come from the fact that literally everything around you is radioactive, because you have a reactor at ground level pouring radiation into the environment. In Japan they basically just had to clean away the nuclear dust.

no, the fallout was miniscule compared to chernobyl.

The only thing that comes to mind when trying to picture a German is Augustus Gloop biting off the head of the microphone.

Ich bin wirklich Deutscher. Warum sollte ich Euch überhaupt anlügen. Warum glaubst du mir nicht?

Ok I get what you're talking about. You're a selfish asshole and think that's a good thing. Congratulations.

tough on the internet

wow I'm so scared
50 years ago people were shot in your country
i'm so intimidated

i don't care. I will fucking kill you if you joke about japan when I'm in your proximityy.

Germany couldn't make any nuke because there was some things to make them that they didn't have. They tried to have it but the French sent them to UK.

Nagasaki was just a prank bro

i must say that this is an exceptionally well crafted troll thread

Globalism is for cucks. Enjoy existing for the sole purpose of sustaining Israel.

Underrated post

>The thing that caused you to lose.

Are you literally retarded, or did you just enjoy US-American education?
Germany declared its defeat months before the nukings.