I fucked up /b. i really did. Gf got knocked up and i don't know what to do with this situation. Tried to make her get an abortion but she just simply not want to do this. I seriously don't want my life to end here and have this burden in my whole life. I see three options: a.) An hero everything b.) mix some stuff that will cause miscarriage c.) Murder her and hopefully get away with it.
I would like your help in option b. If it won't be working i will try c and if i get caught i will an hero everything. i just really don't know what other stuff to do about this. so help me out please
Get a good job, man up and provide for your family you little Pussy.
Grayson Harris
Just Falcon Punch her in the stomach right down a flight of stairs.
Lincoln Perez
/thread
David Flores
It's not my family. I think a relationship of two months shouldn't be the end of my love life
Isaac Sullivan
Enjoy the life you have left for the next few months. Cheers.
Jordan Brooks
Bro.. Clotheshanger
Aiden Turner
Run in one direction until you got rid of said problems
Jonathan Bell
This
Noah Bennett
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Hunter Cruz
Just add some Clorox to her beverage and youre good to go
Evan Stewart
the first actual helpful response. Any other effective ways of getting her shit done?
Liam Mitchell
>I seriously don't want my life to end here and have this burden in my whole life.
Here is an example of how self-centered and irresponsible people are these days. Man the fuck up.
Jeremiah Scott
Have any good friends to "Mug" her in the night, couple swings with a bat and a few stomps and you good to go
Carter Jackson
It's your family now. She's pregnant with your kid.
Jacob Lewis
Does she have food allergies? >hint at getting her body to go into general rejection idiot. next time wrap your shit
Hunter Peterson
the joke is I did wrap my shit. >no food allergies
Jose Russell
Sell ALL your shit, Move to Russia, learn Russian, don't have to worry about America coming to take you back home to pay Nigger Child Support
Thomas Perry
you're a selfish cunt, OP
man the fuck up
Ayden Anderson
not amerifat
Eli Kelly
You've been dating two months and you've knocked her up? Dude you're obviously too careless/retarded to breed please don't contaminate the gene pool with your spawn.
Caleb Bennett
Then what are you, still run away to Russia or Dem. Republic of Africa. Live among the niggers for a couple of years before moving back
Owen Flores
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Eli Morales
Is it urs then lol
Brandon Young
she and your child is your love life now.
Parker Robinson
Its probably not your kid..,,
Liam Barnes
i can assure ya that she hasn't been with anyone else. She is far from that attractive
Henry Sullivan
Please, DONT do this.
Kayden Ramirez
...
Joshua Kelly
Crush up morning after pill and put in some kind of food/beverage go back in time and give to your mother after your dad dumped his sorry ass load into her.
Evan Sanchez
get the fuck over yourself. this guy is asking for legitimate advice. if you can't help then fuck off instead of adding your shit opinion
Thomas Taylor
thread closed. Seems the most helpful. Thank ya.
Henry Perry
If you weren't willing to accept the responsibility of parenthood you shouldn't have been having sex you degenerate. Your child and gf don't deserve to suffer just because you wanna weasel your way out if responsibility. Grow up
Easton Wright
Well you never know. You are sticking your dick in it.
I recently became a dad & wow what a life change. But I'm old so at least I didn't ruin my life at a young age
Caleb Cook
You loved her for some reason so continue loving her. You are lucky to be a successfully reproducing organism. You have no right to that child's life just because it's your gene's mixing around in there. Be thankful for what you have. You don't have to stick with the mother but you gotta provide for your child.
Gavin Powell
Or you can just break up with her and refuse any parental testing. What are they going to do? Strap you down and drain your blood so they can test for a baby you didn't want?
Jose Green
Get life insurance, kill yourself, give her the money in your will.
Jackson Gray
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hunter Bailey
Get a vasectomy after this is all over.
Ryder Baker
Go to the beach and frost your tips. Stay in the sun till you look like you have Jaundice
Jose Roberts
Umm... actually yeah...
Hunter Taylor
Murder. If something goes wrong go an hero everything, kill as much people as you can.
Ryder Gutierrez
Dude seriously... you are just a pathetic little man who unfortunately has a dick which in your case will result in a child...
If you are not able to go on with it and accept your new life, just kill yourself instead of killing your child or your gf.
It's better for them and for our world you little shit.
Easton Ward
Fucking hell....
You kids these days...
You're either whining and bitching because no girls want you...
Or you're whining and bitching because you got a girl pregnant.
No wonder so many younger women are going for niggers now... They know deep down they'll get ditched but they can at least enjoy a good screw before hand.
When the hell did being manly die out??
Aiden Lee
No they can't. C'mon, they've been dating for less than 2 months and not only did she already fuck him, she got PREGNANT. She's probably a huge fucking slut so it shouldn't be hard to cast doubt on her.
All she had to do was use one of the million forms of birth control available to women or use a morning after pill/get an abortion but noooo, she has to ruin this guy's life even though he said he doesn't want the child.
At that point, all bets are off and she did it to herself.
Give her parsely tea 2 tkmes a day for 3-5 days this will induce her eriod and abort.
Jaxon Young
You will not get away with murder; You will be the prime suspect. When someone is murdered, it's either the significant other or the ex that did it, over 85% of the time. Cases where it was someone 'random' that just targeted someone to kill for no obvious reason are less than one in a thousand deaths.
Landon Scott
Haha, it's not end of the world. You will still get pussy, party hard and whatever you want WHILE being dad. I got 3 + 1 kids (one outside of marriage, owned up them all) and love them all!
Aiden Scott
How the fuck would children even understand statistics, you double nigger retard?
Bottom line is, he doesn't want the kid so that kid is going to grow up with one parent who kept it on a whim and the other who hates it. Yeah, that sounds like a recipe for a happy child.
Dominic Wilson
Not true, he could just drive through the hood and abandon her there. Niggers and refugees will take care of the rest.
Isaac Harris
Become a criminal so you have money without getting a job. No job=no alimony
Jason Lopez
You want to gamble on her not surviving one walk through the hood? Chances are fairly large she's be robbed and maybe even raped, but I'd say her survival chances overall are waaaay to high to be worth taking that risk. You overestimate the power of Bix Nood..
Jason Turner
Maybe it's not yours.
Say you'll marry her but then start beating her up regularly, If you dont'miscarry her she may decide you're not marriage material
Dominic Powell
OP, I'll actually be nice and offer you something that might help you.
1. Live with it. Your life does not end with a child.
2. The blue berries (actually cones) from Juniperus communis, made into a sort of like tea, together with Lemon balm, Melissa officinalis and sage, Salvia officinalis, was used in my country as an "abortion" drink, used in the times where sex outside marriage was punishable. We even have a song about it. The tea itself tastes pretty good actually. So a cup of this tea every morning/evening will most likely get that kid out. Don't let her drink it too often though, it's poisonous when consumed for a longer period of time.
3. Tell her why you don't want this child. Sit down, talk, and be adults for once.
4. Just leave her.
Don't screw up again. Nigger. Use a comdom or whatever. Nigger.
Nigger.
Liam Butler
Didn't work for my dad. Fuck that guy and his piss poor abortion technique.
Christopher Harris
>2 months >already fuck him
Nigga u beta even for a btard
Landon Jackson
I scanned through every direct reply to OPs thread, and not a single one of you faggots told him to choose the first option. What the fuck is wrong with you pussies?
Dylan Russell
That's what you get for fucking a crazy girl. Don't fuck girls who wouldn't get abortions
Ryan Ramirez
Nutmeg can cause miscarriage in large quantities, the holidays are coming up so you may have a chance
Lincoln Johnson
Umm.... If you're in the US, UK, Australia, or pretty much anywhere in the western world...
Once the baby pops out, woman identifies who she believes is the baby daddy.
Onus is then on baby daddy to prove otherwise.
You fucking cuck.
Hudson Hernandez
Op doesn't know what he is saying, you don't have to love mom but chances are you will love your child. Your love life gets better when you have a lil one. And you have better motivation to do well. I make more money now and my daughter enjoys a great life and I enjoy giving it to her
Cameron Anderson
Sadly, this is true.
Oliver Garcia
mandrake or pennyroyal
Sebastian Perry
make sure its european pennyroyal, the american variety is slightly more fatal to the parent
Lucas Morgan
OJ kills... the pregnancy also, try giving her green tea with nettle and vitamin c