ITT: we are either a criminal or investigator

ITT: we are either a criminal or investigator

Criminals make statements, DUBS proves innocence

Investigators question criminal statements, DUBS proves instant charge

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I've never stolen in my life.

You sure about that, because I think you were seen leaving the bottle shop...with a long black coat.

What were you hiding user?

I've never let a friend's 8yo son jerk me off.

Bullshit.

Fuck, boss ain't gonna be happy.

nup

I don't know the rules

I never MURDERD that hooker, it was her fetish

I don't have any CP on my desktop.

I did not have sex with this child

So then, why are you lurking on every loli thread on this board ? Hum ?

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I just get really cold sometimes.

Well, let me rephrase it then. Why are you so eager to share loli on this board then ?
(Come on fucking dubs)

How did you... No, no, officer, I never...

You lucky bastard. I'll get you one way or another

You can go.

I'm sorry I accused you. It seems like you're innocent

I did not burn that place down

She begged me to do that with the banana, it's not my fault

No problem, officer.
And I've never kissed a shota's little dick in my life, mind it!

CUFF THE GIRL BOYS

Hold up there, could you repeat that statement?

...

And never touched him at all!

Thank you officer, though I can't help you with the investigation any further, the body isn't buried in my yard ya know

Wait a second. What did you just say about your yard ?

Haha okay. Just looked suspisious but now you're free to go.

I NEVER WOULD TOUCH GIANA

feminine penis isnt gay

BS of the purest kind.

The place that Giana showed on the doll proves otherwise mister

We were just playing a traditional game called the "řæp ģaym" officer. No harm in tradition right?

I don't have any illegal dubs officer, I swear!

Dirty three catalogue. Not so much depressing as melancholy.

She said she was 18..

Could you show what this game is about, sir?

Sounds like rape game criminal scum.

Care if join your Game-Session?

You tell me I'm here cos some douche says I killed the president? Well, fuck you!

That douche just so happes to be the Mayor!

I don't care who he is, infront of law we are all equals, officer. As long he provides no evidence, you will have to let me go. I didn't do it.

No way, I never killed that guy

I dindu NUFFIN!

Silence the Camera footage may have been destroyed. But we still have a eyewitness!

Niggers are always guilty, it's just a matter of whether it's preemptive or not

i am not a kike

Fukkin cracka keepin us down, fuck you whitey

than why are you still here? go and drag me to court if you can.

Looks like birds of a feather...go to jail.