You're given the opportunity to have sex with one celebrity, who do you choose?

You're given the opportunity to have sex with one celebrity, who do you choose?

Tina Fey.

Definitely not Katy Perry. Tits alone doesn't make you hot.

I'd say Kourtney Kardashian.

Scarlet johanssen

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>picking a kardashian
So have you been officially diagnosed yet, or?

Not jordyn jones of course

Hillary Clinton...I'll fuck her brains out and thus have the soon to be most powerful person in the world in my pocket.

Kaley cuoco.

He seems like the type of guy that would get really nervous. Like he'd go down to suck your dick and probably start to choke because his mouth was so dry. He's probably not a confident fuck.

Emma stone for sure.

She was hot as fuck. Still is to be honest. I'd be glad if my wife looked like that at her age.

Blake lively, don't ask me why.

Why

Because she is pregnant.

If she was my wife, I would have assfucked all ambition outta her...she would have grown old as a sweet, docile housewife.

Fuck her so hard that she has a miscarriage...we will call it Deadpool 2

Topkek

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id fill this bitches hole with semen

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yes
at this age tho

MODS

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Ellen Page just so I can hate fuck her.

BENIS

she is cool if u like autism

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Boy did she get ugly after this photo...

Kek

Obvious Samefagging is obvious

Zooey Deschanel

Kaley cuoco

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NO CELEBRITY IS VIRGIN.

GTFO FAGGOT

Larkin Love.

kylie jenner

Michelle Obama. Or maybe one of the daughters but probably the mom. The book I'd get to write would be salacious and make me money while exposing how shitty of a writer I am. Win win.

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What the fuck

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underrated reply

>larkin love
>celebrity

Margot Robbie

Oclan

Jennifer Aniston, Sadie Robertson, or Bindi Irwin.
I'd probably choose Saide although I'd be happy with any of the thre

emily ratajkowski, easily.

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pic very related

Fran Drescher.

Oh, oh OH MR SHEFFIELD!!!

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>Tits alone doesn't make you hot.
Faggot

Wotsherface that little cunt from Leon.
I'd do her good, the twenty or so seconds I'd last.

Fark.

Avril Lavigne of course

>celebrity

can never get enough milana

Oh god why? She seems like the kind of girl who would just starfish and not make any noise cause she loves herself more than anything else.

her ass is plastic bro and look like 2 plates hanging...

Selena gomez.

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Under-rated post

Under-rated Under-rated post

Thanks Lori

The Bell

Ava Gardner

Don't really want to fuck a celebrity. They're too self absorbed to be any good in bed. If I have to choose it wouldbe pic related.

She doesn't look like that anymore

Millie

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Louis SpiCk

lol how long did it take you to come up with that gem

Either Emma Roberts
or
Lana del Rey

I haven't got a clue why, but I think she is so fucking attractive, even with all the surgery done.

Christina Hendricks

Purest slut ever.

Michelle Trachtenberg

Please tell me you are serious.
I've had such a fucking hard-on for her lately. Maybe it's just the genuine casual looking face, yet still in shape. No fake makeup shit or anything.
I just feel weird for doing that, as she does not fall into the typical pornstar looking type.

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low standards much

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Is she a lesbian? I can't tell if she is (and in the closet) or isn't and just not saying

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If you said a Kardashian you don't belong on this site. You've been shilled and aren't worthy of Sup Forums

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Her

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> (You)

Would cum in less than 30 seconds though..

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She looks like she would kiss good.

this looks so fake

>30 seconds

Everyone in this thread would cum in their pants if any of these women smiled at them

jessica biel

fuck i love this scene.

Nah man kendall >>>