/b I got a dilema, so this fat Indian fuck in my class keeps talking shit about me to the girls in my life...

/b I got a dilema, so this fat Indian fuck in my class keeps talking shit about me to the girls in my life. I'd beat the shit out of him but I'd get expelled.. Any advice /b? He's fat as fuck and thinks he's the shit

Just mock him on the sly and when he gets mad run laps around him he'll eventually give up

Whoop his monkey ass and take the expulsion.
in the end it will be worth it.

No one calls him out on it?

Grow a pair?
You fucking moron.

If he's telling girls your a pussy he isn't wrong there princess.

you're

Sell his house on ebay

Fuck him for dominance.

Just tell him to get back in the designated shitting street and call him customer support, should shut him up.

When someone says hes talking shit just say thats nice, was he stabding up or sitting while he told you? Or "so and so told me this while we where walking" "i know youre lying becaus he couldnt be walking and tlaking" throw shade, sneak diss. And just ignore it all tell them you dont have toke for his shit, ask them, "why does he talk so much about me, why do you think" this reaction immediately makes peopel aide with you, if you where to become angry and lash out it comes off as defensive and makes you appear guilty meaning theyll thibk hes telling the truth and youre so afraid of being caught you lash out. Trust me ive been through your highschool ass problem before.

Ask him to please stop. If that doesn't work, write him a strongly worded letter.

>learn about his religion and culture
>use that information to learn how to insult him in the worst ways
>stand in front of his face and insult him
>accuse him of spreading stories about the girls in school (so they won't take his side)
>verbally destroy his manhood be explaining how he is an embarrassment to his family/religion.
In short, piss him off so bad that he swings at you..
>Let him hit you in front of witnesses
>let him get expelled.

Tell him to stay away from your mom and sister?

Remind everyone in your class that where he comes from, there is no such thing as toilet paper. They wipe their ass with their hands.
That's why it's pretty much the rudest thing you can do in India to shake hands or eat with your poop-cleaning hand (left one).

whos the girl

This is also why fresh immigrants and old Indians frequently smell like poop, and I don't mean curry, I mean STRAIGHT POOP.

Nice

Sounds about right.

Is he a pajeet or Juan?

Just threaten him without bodily harm. Get him separated from everyone else and pull a knife on him.

OP, gibe da pusi b0ss

Seriously who is that, I need moar.

If he's Indian and he thinks he's the shit, just check out your local streets and fuck him up, I'm sure he'll be there

>must be 18 to use Sup Forums.

Yea because running away would make u look so cool and manly

i dont give a fuck about your beta problems just giv sauce

Just bring a big steak into class to eat. DO NOT break eye contact the entire time. He'll get the message.

go old school.

put a sign on his back that says "please don't feed the animal."

stick some freshly warm but small bit of chocolate that's flat so he wont feel it on his seat.... it'll melt on his pants and it'll look like he took a shit in his pants.

write a love letter to the two lamest dudes in your class from this guy.

or if he's trying to flirt with these girls write a lame love letter to one of these girls that's loser-y as fuck from this guy.

GO OLD SCHOOL whiny lil bitch.

Hammer frozen sausages into his lawn.

Scare the shit out of him in a way that you won't be witnessed in any way. Get some friends in on it that you trust with your life to provide an alibi. Take some photos together and then get them to upload photos of them with you at the time of the crime for example.

gift him a toilet for christmas

if you write love letters make sure the handwriting can't be traced back to you.

This. Fucking this.

fatso's r huggable .. so hug him lol

if you attack him on his religion or nationality you will be labed as a racist and the bad guy, so the solution that worked for me is composed by 2 parts.
First be more energic to people sorrounding you, tell friendly jokes, that way you are marking territory, do it like 2 or 4 weeks , if he still mocking you just answer, shut up no one is talking to you ashole!!!, remember do NOT say more agresive words, like motherfucker, etc (remember you are the good guy), if he try to kick your ass, challenge him, that way he will see you are serious, and if the shit goes down you can say you were defending yourself. and the next time he try to bother you he will think it twice. Sometimes is good that the teachers see you as a victim that way the can be in your side and you can avoid an expulsion.
I writting as an experience of my school and you can believe me, if you dont man up, they will still bothering you till the day you graduate. This is my perosnal expierence peace bro ,and hope you can resolve this for the best.

girl in OP is Mal Malloy, from what I can tell theres no hardcore porn of her

fucking gold

Answer this OP

I don't care about your problems

the second part is just enjoy the looks and the happy months of your school, and remember if they try to expell you, just stick tou your victim with dignity, and you will be alright.

Nigger how old you gotta be for you to believe rumours from a random indian

Physiologically damage him. Use payphones to fuck with him sending death threats. Make sure to use some sort of voice modulator to mask your voice. Do this for a couple of months, then stop for a month. Then start up again until you can visually see him distressed at school paranoid.

do not listen to shit like, send him letters and scare him, and racist jokes from this people, those are shit advices, you will only be labed as an idiot and remember that idiots always lose.

i think this are the best advices ive been given in my life, sorry for my bad spelling...