I'm so fucked. I just left for work and my gf is at home like usual, but only this time i forgot to delete the history on my laptop. I know for a fact that she will snoop around on it and my god she CANNOT see what i was jerking off to.
I need a plan, some kind of excuse, anything. She is a very religious christian. Please help.
>mfw she finds out I've been jeeking off to traps
Lol you done son
Tell her not to use the laptop, you've been planning a surprise for the two of you.
Alternatively tell her to use a different browser to the one you used because it has "viruses"
This
Tell her you're gonna stick it deep in her pooter
>very religious christian
dump her
get a real gf
kek
>this
>NewNastyPornVirus.exe
>NoControl.jpg
>WasFightingDatVirusAllNight.txt
>VirusIsDeadNow
Throw some technical terms in there and hope for the best...
I'm not sure that would work but i think that might be my only hope
you better plan something for her then for real or you're double dicked
>Not using incognito mode
>Not using a password
>Having a bitch GF who snoops on your shit
Tell her your a degenerate Beta who browses Sup Forums and you used the vids for trolling
It's not gonna end well with the very religious gf. Even if this situition turns out fine there will eventually be something else. This women are even more worthless than usual as they get older.
This could only be funnier if it's a MacBook, to suit your faggot personality.
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legit every human on earth will snoop on anyone else if they think no one will know.
Its in our nature
Not even remotely true. I don't give a fuck about people's secret bullshit. Once I know it I can't get past it so I don't put myself in a position to find out.
That's actually not a bad idea
Oh my guy's ugliness makes me smile.
I'm not a cunt so I don't snoop on people
tell her to use google ultron
And make sure she updates adobe reader
This basically worked when my gf at the time found a stash of slightly questionable content. Blamed it on trolling on Sup Forums.
Get out of that relationship. You don't trust each other, and you aren't comfortable being yourself with her. Just quit.
Best option here, my friend, is to bluntly stab her in the stomach 7 times. Then tie her up with her hands over her had and her ankles tied together. Then slowly cutting her open. Watching her guts fall out. Now that's how you take care a situation, pal.
>this
Let her go.
Find someone who knows the difference between fucking and fapping.
then thats you being a little bitch.
Everyones weird as fuck deep down we just have a social filter.
And if you dont enjoy knowing peoples weird things well guess what buddy. Youre weird
You should destroy her faith somehow so she'll be more open minded, then ask if she would be comfortable with getting a dick implant surgery to make you happy and that she doesn't love you if she doesn't do it.
dont worry this boards anonymous. You can admit it buddy
trap + woman is better than straight porn where its a man with a woman
Stop projecting faggot. Just because you are a massive cunt and want to justify it doesn't mean that everyone else is.
go home sick you sick bastard.
after this grow a pair and don't put up with a snooping bitch
>Implying trap+woman isn't still man+woman
If she dumps you over what you look at on the internet it wasn't meant to be.
keep putting on the whiteknight attitude you fucking faggot.
I treat people nice help my friends and family and that makes me less of a cunt than the cunt who sits at home and defends the innocents. Through interweb posts.
How the fuck am I whiteknighting? By saying that snooping on someone is being a cunt? Do you actually have a mental disorder? Are you actually incapable of showing any feelings?