/rio/ - Men's football Thread #3

overrated huezilians

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First for only Jesus can save us.

G A B I G O L
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>Twenty seven million good boy points

XTH FOR ANIME

Hurry up, Brazil

Bananal

already?

Honduras is going to win the gold, aren't they?

>Neymar and Gabriel Jesus cost a combined £200m

How does Brazil do it?

Who Sup Forums here?

Threadly reminder that

>men's soccer gold medals
>canada = 1
>brazil = 0

Is Gabriel Jesus better than Robinho was?

>Brazilian finishing
>can't even score on a black goalkeeper

>they still let the goofy looking fuck with the big curly hair play on the Brazilian national team

Why?

B O O T E D

we all Sup Forums here

Khune is bretty gud, to be fair

capicola isn't all that, huh

>have to play in the rainforest stadium against rainforest people from colombia

bolivia-argentina 2.0 next match

expect sweden to lose at least 0-4

So, how fucked is he?

A FUCKING DENTIST

>the new neymar
aka
>the new robinho

where did it all went wrong bros?

He really is the New Neymar. An overrated piece of shit

dubs and South Africa scores a cheeky goal in the last 5 minutes

FAVELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MONNKEEEEEEEYS

BTFO

memes innit?

You can only reply to this post if your country's NT has won a gold medal.

Mortadella, my nigga.

Nice

overrated swedish yes

Post 10/10s

>galvão giving the business

FUCK, forgot all about this. Really want to watch Brazil play for the new wonderkids.

I was told Gabigol and Jesus were the next Ronaldo and Rivaldo.

>Gabigol

...

Which Huezilans have been a success in the BPL?

>Gilberto Silva
>Rafael

That's it.

What are my Sup Forumsbros eating while watching the game? Just got a little snack before dinner tonight.

Who the fucking hell thought it was a good idea to let both teams play in yellow? That South African jersey looks like some Goodwill shit.

me on the left

if he actually play him in his true position he will be fine

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>Rafael
>success

I will screencap this post. Feel special.

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brazilian funk: youtube.com/watch?v=eFGCIkUcGtM
brazilian pagode: youtube.com/watch?v=wPA9a2KOZBI
brazilian axé: youtu.be/47-6wrK4pYg?list=PLCwAHfhr-Gc8bh9C_s3cfTevE5zhgEHw9
brazilian sertanejo: youtube.com/watch?v=DorXiE9utlM
brazilian pop: youtube.com/watch?v=_JvsYftTlr8
brazilian rock: youtube.com/watch?v=7Ie4oL17Nwc

brazillians are only ok at football but THE BEST at scamming

Juninho Paulista was beloved in Middlesbrought.

well... and nobody cares about it

>Rafael

>not chikfila

Only us m8

fuck your shit league

Imagine being arnold...

Lucas Leiva, for like, 2 seasons

>Lucas Leiva

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are they saying "boo" or "hue"?

...

That looks like a black dick with cum coming out of it....

Did he get fired?

Holy shit, how hadn't I seen this image before

so who will be getting beheaded after this match?

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Reminder that South Africa is down to ten men.

Red. Fucking scammers. Eliminate a guy who was pwning them whole game long.

khune NO

are we chocking again?

Seething casual lads, but serious question:
Why isn't there a US, UK, Chile, Australia etc.

Nigeria? Honduras? Fiji? Iraq? wtf is going on?

>implying we have food
didn't you saw how fucking expensive it was to hide all the favelas???

I've met a thousand Brazilian girls and every single one of them have been called Ana.

Koreans have more name diversity than Brazil.

>IBRAHIM O VIC
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Fuck you

>OLA

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one of the juninhos was pretty good for a few years wasn't he?

Yummy :P

You have to qualify to play in this tournament

Why lie on the internet?

and they still have more men than all of the UK

>only thing Brazilians can boast about is their national soccer team

That is a damn shame. Is Dilma making an appearance during any of the events?

>Why lie on the internet?
I didn't say I fucked them.
I simply said met.
Now apologise to the white man and construir el muro.

>being this mad huezilians are just busts

for fuck's sake, watching flamengo's games now is less of a chore than watching brazil's

what happened?

CHIMPOUT OOGA BOOGA

only the rich ones who leave the country

most Brazilians are named after whatever English name their illiterate parents first hear with -son at the end

What a great meme Brazil has become

>american knowledge of foreign politics

kek

CHIMPOUT TIME

dilma is dead didn't you hear

Whatever translad

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your greatest ally conditioned you well

>LUAN

>tripfag

Baka pls

COME ON SA
START THE RIOTS

Brazil is not very good

well, at least Brazil can say their first goal wasn't an own goal

>Dilma

gone late

Dilma is kill tho